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HARDDON:
@ Ustec

1st class student! seems u hv suffered alot in the hands of these beautiful dolls in time past

i admire your dedication, knowledge extrapolation and drill field testing and evolving touch you give to each drill ounce....
you really wano fulfill you words of been a Master Chief! lol,

but no matter how many cloths a child have, he cant have as many rags as his Dad!

to your gurl Q, she is a perfect one!

she not only wants to test you( if you are really worth your fun jab balls or just faking it) and put u off balance, but she is also keeping her own end of the rope tensed. very gud breeding ground for hook lines and murder fun spins.

her: lol, you funny, whoz the cute guy?

me: oh common, do you need periscope? Look @ them sexy, full, pepper red lips, them broad shoulders, 10 packs tucked in my shirt, my alluring eyes, huge chest, romantic legs and hands that can perform wonders in touch.... this is a picture perfect rep of TDH, gurl and you couldnt miss it

lol
i was just too nice!,.
They knew am just a normal average guy who tot he is in control,but has no clue about d game,...so they use it 2 dea advantage....i was always @ dea beck n call....though dey wea always attracted 2 me...i guez da was i y i dont rily spend much,..

Thanks for the response!
Is it Too Damn Hot or tall dark nd handsome!(lol)

HARDDON:
#Ouch u! Dont u eva forget sometin?

A student dah wants 2 graduate wit a 1st class need not 4get anytin being tot and even seek 4 further research on what is being tot....i see it as part of d missing VARIABLES in ur mathematical Equation,..just lyk d VDC..


BOSS I need help o...
A chick liked my pix on one of my social app Yestrday...so I decide to try somtin new 4rm ur drill...
den I decide 2 use one of ur field ice breaker...

Me:hi,I notice u re too shy to chatup a cute guy like me,.here I am to help u out...

Her:lol,..u re funny...who s d cute guy?

have nt rply hr...my question is,..
(1)what is she trying 2 insinuate(is it dat she admit it but just trying 2 maneuver it wit dat response?(dea is somtin abt logical and illogical dat am still trying 2 figure out)

(2)what do u tink is d perfect reply 2 get her hooked wit dat response...

I noticed sometin abt some f ur punchlines.
used it online on some random girls dat looks lyk runs girls nd d freaks(d hot ones)...the moment I throw it out,they got hooked nd dropd dea digits witout much sweat....
kept me wondering,...Wat do u think about that?

peterpen:
I knw u have dealt with this previously buh i cant seem to find the page.....what do you place the first call and how do you make it interesting and worth while.... Cc. Ustec

Go to page*7*
kick start ur GAME from there...!

Oga HARDDON
I hail o...
howfa about EROS SIGNATURE na....lol

Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .

From the Rule of thumb by HARDDON:

Some of you will later become PROS and DONS in this Game,but NEVER should you INSERT your Jrod into that of a MARRIED WOMAN...you know WHY??

Cos it is the QUICKEST WAY TO DIE YOUNG.!

HARDDON:
Up Next in hawt succession:

DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

Is there any Lady group of lady you cant date?

Are all types of ladies " Date able "??

think they are all dat.able depending on what the guy want...
EXCEPT,maybe the MARRIED ones that are happy in it...

Amaterasu:
Noted, thanks for ur response.
But the issue is: right now I am not looking for a woman that will give me sex, my goal is to get a relationship with commitment started, I mistakenly thought I saw something like that in her at first (i.e a lady which such standard of discipline for herself)which is why I am a bit disappointed so just try and understand me bro, otherwise I know what to do.

U should nOt have said anytin aftr taking dat DECISION...

Did u actually Said that dreadful word "SORRY"
U should not have.

Then u Go CALLING her which actually DEballs u...

The only thing I THINK u should have done was the text thing that u did,some hours aftr she had left...

THEN U PUSH..

Amaterasu:
I need help guys.This is my story
I met this girl who is a bit "churchy" like 4months ago.On a serious note she is not the kind of person I ever thought of make sexual moves on b4 marriage but I ve been applying some of the drills here on her, getting good results but something dramatic happened the last time she visited my house to say good bye as she is moving out of town

We were gisting on my bed resting a bit on me, to my greatest surprise this church girl started making subtle moves with her hands on me b/c I was not expecting this from her, I was a bit slow to decode her signals but to cut long story short... REGGAE turn BLUES.....this girl was moaning like she has been sex starved for years making moves that kept me speechless....On a serious note I didnt expect it from her. I decided to apply a drill I learnt here, I stopped hand twice as she moved it towards my "machine gun" then I finally stopped the romance, withdrew, went to the bathroom to wash my mouth and face, I came back sat on the bed and started operating my phone.Guys, she was so ashamed (maybe I shouldnt ve done it) she could not raise her face up, she laid down for some time got up, picked her bag and was going out without saying one word to me.I met her outside trying to talk to her but she said why am I saying sorry that she just wants to go home.

I sent her this test afterwards: I was not jst ready for it, I didnt mean to hurt you.

When I gave her a call some minutes later, she told me she cant say anything now that she just wants to recover herself and I said I would call later.This all happened yesterday, I gave her 3 missed calls this morning to see if she has travelled, no response, infact she busy the last call. GUYS I need advice, hope I didnt over stretch the drill.

CC: HARDDON and my guys here

BROTHERLY,are u for real!!?
ur punishment No b here o!

U FucKeDuP biGtiMe

Are u sure u UNDERSTAND the drills in here??

U are not ThINking on UR FEET bro..!

U own this GAME,it is urs, ANALYSE it and apply the drills u learn here...

But unfortunately,u went d OTHERWAY ,using d RIGHT PILLS at d WRONG TIME..

presently,ur balls are GONE..
they are probably being use for a ping-pong game,THINKING weda it should b SMASHED to d wall or not..

Am still a learner here Bro..
Only HARDDON could xplain d gravity and consequence of UR OFFENSE..
goodluck..

Japhet04:
Hello, all the gees in the house, kudos to all of ya

I am an ardent follower of these drills and I must say they really work, but there is this case...

A girl in year 1 (law) I started using the drills on her she was responding well to them until one day I got angry with her and walked out on her after that day she started dissing me and says that I am too authoritative and don't know how to talk, also told me not to chat with her again, I wanted to chat with her last Friday but the place was not conducive enough so she shifted it to Monday and also said that I should talk to her with correct mannerisms.

She is very hot and I really need to get her but she seems to have upped her game and is the type of girl that has many admirers, I don't know how to tackle her anymore...

How can I be that special guy in her life

Pls homies what is the way forward

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC etc..

SENSE PILL 74:
Guys like us are Viruses: we INJECT our self into Sexy hosts wit SASSY n WITTY lines, thereafter, from that TINY spot, we STEADILY yet SWIFTLY replace her red blood cells with our blue ballz cells tru unpredictability, suspense n surprises! We litrarily murder them wit tension. N no matter how we explore thereafter, they bcome too weak to roll.
Yet, here is to our wine that tosses n ebbs like dah sea waves. We are no mere men..
¢HARDDON

No MERE MEN indeed(mr MESSI)
No worry,I go soon break all dos ur Records(LOL)

HARDDON:
My Mind:for her to say that, and even wano bet on it......she already did!

Me: yea i know. but our hands are so full @ the moment.....no dont, dont.....

My Mind: Even if we were to consider her in the future, she is dark in completion (we luv creamy fair, spotless, sleek skin), her eyes, though not crystal white, are lovely but huge, her lips are so kissable though, but we dont know if she wud know how to use them! . let's not mention her nose please , whyt big teeth(lil wonder she loves vampire dairies ) with no noticeable diastema, her neck is somewhat close to what we luv, she is 5'6, two inch short of our standard, her cup is somewhere in the 38D-40" range( big 38 , medium 40 most probable ) and finally, she is so tender @ heart. awwww

Me: arrrh! tot i told you not to? stop going on the lose n analyzing people !

My Mind: but that is how you brought me up....

Me: yea i know. Only do that when i ask you to, k?

My Mind: aiit, Boss! one more thing, she has no guy presently!

Me: arrrhhhhh, does that improve our knowledge bank ryt now? besides, u know we luv challenges . so snap out of it! we are @ capacity

My Mind: Sure Boss! Target Practice then?

Me: No, not here. aiit, daz it with this. Go on with the other assignment i gave you earlier in the day.

just like d game of Soccer,wea u see coaches playing MIND-GAMES to make their opponts LOOSE a game.!

I doff my hat sir..

hazard1759:
Donno why hez ignoring... The babe sent a text to our mutual friend, telln her we r no longer together n I've moved on with another girl n that we've even done our introduction(Thats me and the new chick) . So our friend called me to show me the text. She called her in my presence n pretended i wasn't there, she admitted she started the whole drama but she neva envisaged it'll go this far.she hasnt called me today n i didnt call her either

lol..
Of what use is a man without balls

ladies and their GAME sha...

Even without anyone telling u,u should knw by now that this ladies{ur girl and d mutual} are working towards having ur balls for Keep again o,be careful.! IN order words ur girl dont want 2 look needy to u,so she is stylishly using d mutual girl to appoligiz 2 u...she wants u 2 activate d needy mode by being d 1 2 call her..she is gradualy sensing sometin..the curiosity in her is gradually building...u re gaining ur balls back gradually bro..

Its all a TEST

kNw the kind of things u discuss wit dat ur mutual frnd o...

I will say DONT U MAKE DAT MISAKE OF CALLING HER..
She already admitd its her fault..
So SHE MUST Call u 2 appologiz 2 u...U WANTS ur BALLs BACK..cos u want 2 b in CONTROL of ur relatnship(GAME)

Form anger,Let the mutual frnd see the anger in u,..they wil try go back 2 d drawing baord nd restrategiz..its a GAME bro.!

Hope i tried..

But TRY go read Thru d pages on dis thread bro...

Lets await Hardön's advice..

hazard1759:
Tnx man.... I guess I'm not to call her again.

Don
we need ur xpert advice on this..this is a practical case,.guys lyk us can learn a lot from it!
Don't ignore

Boss you mention something about: VIRTUAL DISTANCE CLOSURE (VDC)
but u never give any hint about it.! Enlighten us na boss

hazard1759:
Thanks HARDDON , i must confess I've been learning alot. I met this girl during my university days n must confess na she get my "mumu button". She has friendzoned me n we've been on n off. Reading this thread, i started seeing the mistakes i did. I've changed towards her, i no longer pick her calls, reply her text or call her. So, she called me for about three times today n i didnt pick n sent her a text that I'm busy n will probably call her later. Then she sent me a text.... Attached is d screen shot, pls advice on my nxt step. Still love her tho

Now she really wants to know if ur change in attitude is normal and maybe u re just angry,..so she wants to use that to calm u down as d mr nice guy u used to be,that u will start chasing her wit calls or text....
Time will tell
its just a GAME play along..!



It is ur MR NICE guy attitude that is chasing her way...

Now let her know u re NO MORE that mr nice guy she used to know..
by applying SOME of the drills u learn here...

Hope i try small..

HARDDON:
Attraction like aLcohol, blinds ladies minds. It makes d ugly guy, handsome, dwarf guy , tall

The broke guy becomes a propective billionaire, they spend on

The abusive one, a guy on his way to perfection n just needs a lil care

The flirt/ cheat becomes some1 who just have a lil weakness

D stingy one become a project they must help

And so on d list goes!.....


just like a homely woman that knows how to bang , blinds d mind of men!

ATTRACTION is the portion FOR the CHARM

I kNew the ugly guys have some sort of charm in them,but find it difficult to figure out back then,.

Not until i stumbled into this thread..

@some points,i will b lyk, this ugly bad ass(who might even b a G-guy)has finally jazz this creamy creature..the way she will b dro££ing aftr him u will notiz d guy is not even giving her d attention(careless about her)...u will b lyk this guy hv finally GET dis girl wit his JAZZ(charm)lol..

U wil realiz money does not play much role in dis aspect,cos most of this guys dont even hv enough to spend on themslf,rathr u s33 d girls spending on this guys,N u wil b lyk dis JUJU(charm) is serious o...lol

So the few times hv move closer to this set of guys,i noticed the SUPER-CÖNFIDENCE they exhibit in them,and their STRONG COMMAND of WORDS...most re NOT even funny in nature...i was lyk; could this b d only tin dis nigga is using on that sexy creamy creature? I wL b lyk;i dont think so..(lol

NOW I KNOW BETTER..
Thanks to d BOSS for revealing their secrets from page 1...

More creamy creatures for ur Jrod sir...(abi u don hang boot?..lol)
God bless ya!

Lawlahdey:
Looooool... Do I look deprived of attention??Don't bother quoting me back.. You guys enjoy.

lol
this is getting serious...
We hv not even said anytin yet,uv begin 2 pick somtin out of notin...
Who told u we aint enjoying ourslf b4...
We r jst figuring out 2 see if u can fit in...

Lawlahdey:
Why do I need to call harddon when my Boo seff is badder??

Ur boo is badder..
And hardon is the baddest...
If only u knw wat u re missing...;-)
He has nt bn giving u d attention cos he is still trying 2 figure out if uv gt the wow factor in U...
U nid 2 work hardr cos he careless!

HARDDON:
Wow , that was just too easy!

No fight whatsoever.... where iz d fun?
just like the lion, I prefer sweating for my meal.
How can u just let me into u without a single resistance?


Btw, u dont have to be sad....i dont do gfs..... if eva i got an opening in d future, u wud be my woman... till then, keep hopes alive

And Now the drills continues...;-)

HARDDON:
Yea, so we taught. In our uninformed ways we groped. Not helped by a mind rendering plethoria of divergent signals from d female folk

But we know better now.

Just like a secret of trade is not to be revealed, u guys coin such statements to keep boiz hooked( in perpetual bonds) wandering , wondering

But we know better now.
Ur minds r only complex to average guys.... making a goD of guys like me

I thought u wea joking at the begining of the thread wen u said its lyk they had a meeting behind men on how to control them.!

All of them thinking the same way lyk they re all in that same meeting,.

Lawlahdey:
which bad guy

Dont tell me u dont hv one o...
After uv bn overfed with boredom by ur boring mr nice guy...
U wil b lyk let me evn call this harddon of a guy dat always crack my ribs(bust my Egos) and make me happy evrytime am wit him...i PRAY he even pick my call self,cos he doesnot pick somtimes self...
U:Hello hardon,are u home.
mayb hardon is jst completing his hatrick 4 dat weekend...nd Base on his game with u(aim),..(talking to himslf,i cant come and die o),.his rply will b lyk...
Hardon:am not home,am evn busy now self
U:haha nah
But u tld me 2 call u na
Hardon:u din call in d exact time i ask u to..tlk 2 u latr..gtg..den he hangup on u!..

Am sure u wil be d 1 to wake im up wit ur call nxt time

Dont tell me u dont hv a guy like that..most ladies have one.!

LordZero:
[color=#E42217][b] I'd say yes..

Why?

Women are wired to select the best among the best partners available since time immemorial and it's still the basic of how things work nowadays. .
They select for the following;
1. Leadership/"alpha" traits and characteristics
2. Good gene/Good health.
3. Ability to provide their needs.
4. Miscellaneous/superficial shiits.

The select for these things so as to give their offsprings the best chance of survival and the first two(achievable by learning from ppl that know how it works and living a healthy lifestyle) are what they look for the most. This is why you see a girl dating a rich dude (provider) with no sex until marriage rule going around n fvcking that "badt guy' in his rented civilian barracks abode.
Same reason a rich dude with no balls/game have fine babes cos he ticks one of the boxes (although often times, the woman controls/cheats on them or they end up raising another dude's kids with/without knowing).

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In short, if you don't meet/surpass her basic (instinctual) requirements and you have no potential to meet them, she ain't gonna choose you..

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Learning these drills coupled with a good lifestyle helps you to tick 2 (which puts u ahead of most niccurs) out of 3 main boxes.




my analysis is kinda based on natural selection. PS: If u see comfirm gbagz in my write up, no vex, I'll proofread in the morning. ..

Harddon, nice idea. I'm just reading through the thread.
I hope to learn from what other guys are contributing on this...
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Laughing.....
Guys,like HArdDon have been able to MASTER AND PERFECT the ART of those TRAITS you mention...cos they know Ladies will generally fall for it,in other words Ladies get attracted to those trait,Not LOVE!

Thats why you see our most valuable player(hardDon) in Dating drills Fc telling us how he always score hatricks in his playing days..

At some point,he even went on to tell us how he scored the fastest goal in a match in the space of few minutes after kickoff of the GAME..I guez he still holds that Record in this club....

SO what am trying to say is that his been able to PERFECT the ART of ATTRACTING Lladies...

From the rules here,..I think love will always come after attraction...
He made us realiz that even after attracting them,..if you dont know how to play the game in the other room,you stand a chance of loosing all you have workd for in a blink of an eye...so they never LOVE in the first intance,they are just attracted by the alpha male traits!

HARDDON:
Hmmmmm, Ustec Abstract


What r d imaginative stuffs?

Boss
U are the don in that aspect o!
I think evrtn u told us that involves making them ladies to get attracted to us!..

Lawlahdey:
Love

so when they ask you what makes you fall in love with that Bad Guy:ur reply will b just that alone....

I bet there are other things which u dont want dem 2 knw...

Obiomon:
NOOOOOOO Y'all getting this the wrong way! Come on a gurl chooses who she falls for, look at it, it's simply simple. Now a gurl is walking to her hostel quietly after the worst lecture day of her life! Along the line some regular dude sees her drops some few lines to her face making her laugh out loud And types her number of his phone and off he goes ! only for her to come to her realisation(WTF just happened ) and he gets a call from him after a few days, anticipating for his call! ..still not in control of what's happening laughing her ass off with curiosity to know who thee Nigga iz and then you hear the regular question WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?? and then she....


See your head see as you just serious de read face your front jare.. Una Don spoil finish...

You are contradicting it...
Trust me,the girl wunt fall for that guy if the guy GAME AINT TIGHT...

HARDDON:
Mmmmmm, kul analysis

So in a nut shell u r implying that ladies dont chose who they fall in luv wit?



Where is every1? We running out!

I will say THEY DONT to some extent...
At some point,you told us they re imaginative beings..

And since the attraction stage may be full of imaginative stuffs they can literally fall for it,..which will eventually leads to sex,and then love comes in.!

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 12:

Do Ladies Choose Who They Fall In Luv With?

Attraction= sex=love
I think from the rules being thought here...
Ladies only have sex with guys they are attracted to,and by so doing,the love thing comes into play!

sir Hardon...
pardon me if u dont lyk this....just feel lyk sharing it ea...
kinda funny....

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification

20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play

Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.

Now I see y they say the brain of a wowan is just like that of a fish...just like a programming language installed in a computer system..
Input the correct commands in a million times..
u get the same correct response or output in that same million times..
10ks to the BOSS,sir HARDDON,..
The CR7 imself..

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 11: The Best Way To Ask A Gurl Out:

( due to popular Demand)

Dr.
we don wait tire o..!

elnino2015:
Guys, I'm attracted to my next door neighbour. She is very pretty and curvy. I just moved into the apartment and I haven't spoken with her much. I am just worried that if it doesn't work out, our relationship as neighbours will go sour. Guys please advice me on how to get her. I have never had anything to do with my neighbour or hostelmate before.

cc HARDDON, peterpen, lazeal

Always remember: He who kills a home chicken with double barrel gun should be ready to eat it!.

Copied.!

liljboy:
These drills helped me yesterday when I was traveling.... Impressed and got the digits.

Bros,lets hear from you...
How did you go about it in getting that digit..
we wan learn 4rm your experience..

HARDDON:
" u r a big gurl, u should naturally know... but if u dont, lets help u: to impress me is very simple: u hv to call me morn,noon,9t, take me out to fancy places, send me airtime, cook for me, sing me to bed n generally make me happy. See? Itz very easy to impress me"


U think of others or modify it however u deem fit but the bottom line is, she has to do those things average guys do to impress ladies they luv

THANKS BOSS
I rily appreciate!

Hi sir HARDDON
Most of dis girls are saying HOW..
I mean they asking:
1)how can I impress u
2)how do u want me to impress u
3)I dont understand

I always go blank aftr dis kind questions...
wat do you hv to say 2 dat Boss.