Edreamz:
I thought you was dead. Get thee behind me Satan!!!!

Same 2 u !

Edreamz:
I thought you was dead. Get thee behind me Satan!!!!

same 2 u

charix:

SMH at dedicating your life to trolling all forms of social media. At least I'm better off using only one form (if one chooses to call forums a medium).

ROTFL

Chaiiiiii !

Laff don tear my belle

U dey alwaz open dis lady nyash.

Moahmed:

Na you band granpas feom knacking kpekus?

RIP English

Our one time speaker of houz of representaTHIEF.He looted his own dt time naah.

Dis ur dad dt evn impregnated and later married one undergraduate 4rm unilag some yrs bak. Grandpa wey dey still knack kpekus.

I tire 4 una oooo.


Wetin concern me sef ?

#Mindingmybizness.

Annie almost follows tu baba 2 attend all his functions. Dnt knw why sha bt oda artists hardly take dia wife along.

Annie think dt following him upandan wil stop him frm being way ward.

Whteva rocks dia boat.

I'm nt hating oooo b4 they wil come 4 my head.

Wetin concern me sef ?

#Mindingmybizness.

ibx1976:
My good people I am in a bit of a situation here and would like to hear from the community. I have lived the last few years in the UK and can say I am in a reasonably "settled" place in my life except for one thing: I don't have a wife and I am getting old!.

For the last few years, going by people's advice I thought it was best to cultivate a relationship here with someone here in the UK, learn about them and settle.

It has not worked out for me. Maybe its my luck, it has not quite worked with me with the ladies over here. I always end up with someone diametrically opposite to my goals and aspirations. The idea of marrying an Oyibo is even worse - things just did not work out in that direction either.

To compound the problem, I my job does not allow me much of a social life. I just cant make it happen without help.

On a friend's advice, I have been invited to come back home to naija and see how things can work out. I have therefore taken a months leave and am headed home for the next 1 month. Our plan is to visit a few good families and places to see if anything can materialise from that.

My people any advice on this? If you were in my shoes, how will you conduct this affair. What will you look out for. What will you avoid.

I'm waiting 4 u .

Look no more.

Wish u d best kris.
Me too need twins....preferably a boy and a girl.
I pray it won't pass me by dis yr in JESUS name..... AMEN.

APC lies (and propaganda) and God's grace hv one tin in common. ; they are new every morning.

They shld provide evidence to back dia claims up or gerarahia mehn.

@ bodma119 plz listen 2 wht LastMumu said. Believe me,dt is jus d Undiluted truth.

post=49824209:
Roban stores opening soon in Awka

Plz hw can i apply @ Roban stores. Plz i'm presently unemployed. Plz help a sister.

Tnx in anticipation.

Congrats dear !
Mine will nt pass dis October in Jesus name .......Amen !

acc2020:
TOOK MY TEST ON ENPOWER AGRO YESTERDAY BY 10:40PM AND SUBMITTED

Did u receive any msg b4 u write dt txt ?

Bubu biko go and do d needful.
Emulation is beta dan envy.

metallisc:



nwayo bunú ije... ihe imachakwa! anam ako k'osi dim na obi o! oge adiro! no time!

Kk nnaa k

metallisc:


onicha ado!
na lag we dey, mana 042 bu ebeanó finally!
keduzi ka isi maa mma di iche!? chai... obim oooooo! onicha here i come, with one trailer load of nkwu enu!

kikikiki

kikikiki

I na- akpakwa m ochi ooo.

Were kwa ya nwayo ooo.

metallisc:


nwayo adirozikwa na my dictionary o! kedu ka m ga esi hu nwa asa igbo di ka gi, ka na ekwu okwu na nwayo... mbanu!

kedu ebe ibi, 042 ka obu lag?

Otu onicha !

Gi kwa nu ?

metallisc:



this babe! the day mu ga enwetegi na sharp corner ehn! chaiiii... ihe di mma riem ego!

kikikikiki

kikikikiki

Ochi akwatue m oooo

Were ya nwayo bikokwa

Nwa oma !
Umu ada Igbo amaka !
Dt ripped jeans make sense because Ebube is beautiful.

Dnt quote me if ur sense of humour is on recession.

Seems Lola is pusssically taking care of dis guy wella.

Dnt quote me if ur sense of humour is on recession.

Buhari is a dullar'd.

Till 2019.......
Evn d foetus in d womb kws dt Buhari is incomptent.
Let d blame game ctnue.
Very soon, d sensless zombies will invade dis thread 2 defend dia god.

If Ochanja is like dis, i wonder hw main mkt wil look like.

Moral of d story is.... be pround of urself. No mata d condition u found urself, dnt be shy. Be happy and stop lamenting.

But then again, i dnt support indecency.

Aunty kemi plz shut ur mouth 4 once.
Abi recession no dey affect ur mouth ?
Let me sleep first....Will comment whn i wake up.

Nearly can not kill a bird !

Next !

Smellymouth:

The same thought enter your head too?

Lollzz !
I'm nt a lesbo

Smellymouth:

Yeah, she is very pretty..
I love her skin..
Na this kind thought...==>

Lollzz !
U r funny !

Smellymouth:
This kind morning..
I rebuke such thoughts!!

Lolzz !
Which thought ?
She is preety though !

amoduokoh:

The duration is 20 minutes n the surname is in small letter

I'm a little bit confused here .

Plz must we login into our profile and re-enter our fone number and surname b4 we can get d msg ?

Seems d msg is d only tin one need 2 see b4 she/he can write d online test.

Plz help......tnx in anticipation.