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fish though

lolest

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pls don tel him! if hasn't asked u! jst keep calm n get married! dts ur own husband! if u leave him who ll marry u? me? holy ghost FIRE

Estharfabian:
LoL! firstly.....So, Are You A girl or A guy? Or A Shim?? An Hermie?? Or A Transgender or An It?? Or just A Dumb thirsty Nigga Tryna create A dumb thread in the name of Getting ATTENTION from Gullible Nairaland advisors?


Answer these Harmless questions and I'd Advice You...""

kikikikikikikilkikikik na gurl u sef be? wt all ds slogan?

Mr imported monkey! too wicked

simi4me:
When a woman can urinate and make her urine go up and then come down, then and only then will i agree with you.

they should wake us up anytym a woman urinate straight into d bottle!

anytym a woman bend down in (iwo) rice farming river then u wake me up

he has seen it all

lol

halfrica:
Op wrong madam u shdnt av held her cloth


Mehn dats why married men will keep sleeping around u nag at him while he goes out to sort for relief joy nd happiness

Wen u saw him u shd av acted like u wana lodge u cud av pretended to order a room nd fake a call.

Then wen u get hme u shdnt talk bou it prepare his best meal dress sexy look good.
Smile at him .ur husband will b shakin nothing scares a man more like a silent hurt woman

by himself he wud report to d whole family wat he did

U can den quietly secretly pray to God

But shouting dragging his cloth nd all will make him av an excuse to cheat more

Av learnt dat secret once ur bf or husband cheat just switch ur happiness to God because before they can change their ways it wud take a long time why die before ones time

one bottle of coke 4 u my dearie! ds s d only way to punish a man! thank God d man is not a reactive man cos she has brought his ego down n most men cnt stand that! if he react she ll eventually av bruises! most women need counselling

MsGlobalwonder:
looool. Here they come with "every man is polygamous "mantra. Blablabla. Will you be happy if your wife keeps men outside? If no, then y shouldn't she act? Lool. Men feeling entitled since 1020. Smh

u must av heard of d phrase " it's a man's world"? whose home will she stay n keep those men? who paid d bride price? I don't jst get it! a woman was created for d man as the man was created for God! dts in d bible!

most gurl can't. cook! only 2 fry noodles

guy u lack d confidence n dt I ll gv u!
rule 1: don't act shy be bold! gurls love courageous dudes!
rule 2: feel there want same, if u av got d courage 2 set a convo wt a lady don't jst stop @ till next tym cos there myt not b a "next" tym! collect d number,m she ll give u!
rule 3: don't jst give up! if u try A" and it's didn't work try B" C" D" one must work!
Rule 4: get ur pick up lines on a "A game" be sure it ll entice her! it can b a little bit funny!
rule 5: make some MonEY" wt ds every woman ll tk ur hi" n call u boo!
good luck

when I c stories like ds I wonder perhaps cos am a muslim! if not what's so hard on ds! imagine u trailed ur husband every nick n cranny jst cos u want 2 catch him wt another woman? as a man our obligation is to provide 4 d home, mk d woman comfortable in all aspect Wc include sex, care, money n being there 4 d home! I don't jst get it when u cry n wail cos a man has a woman outside! by bringing home as wife alone is 2 tell u hw important u re! u even took a blood oat wt ur husband? God!! lemme advise u! I know sm guys/men ll come n say on d contrary claiming their responsible but u must av ds in mind dt EVERY man is polygamous in nature! imagine a guy walking wt his pretty gurl frn n stil turn around 2 look @ a booty dt jst passed by! my advice 4 u is ds! try n differentiate btw love n sex! what mks u think men go out there 2 av sex wt oloshos? stop punishing ur sef woman

end tym student

y re u preaching ds?

Ok alryt

funny "a bit"

I thought Ortom will b better but d news am hearing frm benue isn't d best! I am beginning 2 believe dt d leopard can never change her spot! APC is now a scam

one word 4 her " ok" one word 4 u op " mumu"

hehehhehehhehehehhe! we Nigeria knw those boys re all over 20 yrs but who cares? we will beat mexican

lol

u knack akpako, ur wife drop akpakoss u tear race!

lol! still number 1 citizen

money money more money! if no b money. u fit imagine say osho baba na truck. pusher com woo lara say love de blind? 1st lady of Edo fiful

EFCC, ICPC, Judiciary is the most corrupt commissions in Nigeria!

we guys/men only fantasize only about one thing! Money! !! money ll bring good looks, beautiful girls,m expensive SUV, mansions.....infact money money money