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Politics › Re: Tribunal Nullifies The Election Of Buruji Kashamu by utenwuson: 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2015
buruji kashamu u see ur lyf? Bushmeat go soon catch d hunter!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Idps From Gwoza Write Buhari, Reveal Insurgents’ Hiding Place by utenwuson: 9:02am On Oct 09, 2015
TOMTOM15:
Touching Story. About three phones have gone missing in our room in the past five months. When we reported to the School's security, they only told us that it was a roommate that is responsible. Everyone of us in the room was waiting for the day we will catch the culprit.
Last Tuesday, when we were all asleep; I think it was about 2 am, Ben woke up suddenly and his phone was gone. His phone was the most expensive of us all. When Ben woke up and couldn't find his phone, he sprang up from the bed and quickly opened his cupboard. He rummaged the contents, even removed his clothes but could still not find the phone.
I was in the room when it happened; sitting and reading before I dozed off with my heading resting on my books. So when Ben couldn't find his phone, he gently shook my shoulders until I woke up. 'It has happened again', he told me.
I didn't even need to ask what happened as I could see the panic and loss written in his eyes.
This is the second time his phone had been stolen. So I took my phone and dialed Ben's number; just to be sure it had not been misplaced. 'Error in Connection' was what I saw on the screen of my phone. I dialed it again and it started ringing not just on my phone, but the actual ring tone of Ben's Samsung phone was faintly audible.
We were both surprised when we heard the tone. I beckoned on Ben to keep quiet as he was visibly ready to 'finish' the person who took his phone. I continued dialing as we moved silently, following the direction of the ring tone. There were four bunks in the room, each with two bed spaces. Ben and I use the same bunk just beside the door and the sound was coming from the last bunk at the extreme left corner.
We tiptoed, Ben and I, like Jack Baeur until we traced the sound to the top bed space on the last bunk. 'So it is John who had been stealing phones in this room'. Ben whispered to me.
We shook his leg and woke him up only to find out it was not John sleeping on the mattress. Neither of us had ever seen the guy before. To make matters worse, the ringing was coming
from the bag he was using as pillow.
When he woke up, he looked at us strangely as if he didn't know why we were there.
We opened the bag and found not just Ben's
Samsung, but three other phones. 'So, you are the one who's been stealing our phones!'; Ben shouted at him.
Before he could find an excuse, Ben slapped him on his left cheek and walked out looking for anything to break one or two of the guy's bones. I don't know; but there was something about the guy. So I asked him, 'Oga, what are you doing here?' 'What are you doing with Ben's phone'. He was just looking at me without saying anything, so I slapped his right cheek with my left hand.
'ANSWER ME!', I screamed at him; waking up the roommates who were around. John had obviously gone to night class to read and I assumed the other three roommates who were absent had also gone to read.
The two guys remaining in the room with me and Ben came and gave their own round of slaps. The accused was now staggering when Ben came back with a long wood hard enough to kill the guy. As he raised it up, the three of us, the roommates, held his hands so he wouldn't murder the accused. Ben dropped the wood and swept his right leg against the thief's legs and he fell down. Ben had told me before that he had attended the Soldiers' recruitment training but failed the medical test. I believed him right then.
I looked at the guy crumple on the floor and before Ben killed him, I decided to interview him, at least to know who he is. He was now sitting on the ground where he landed from Ben's force. 'Who are you?' I asked him again; this time gently. He was crying but it was only the tears that were coming out. It was then I realized he had not even uttered a word since it all started. Not even when he fell to the ground. 'Why are you in our room'? I asked again. 'Can you even talk?' He shook his head then. I was now confused. Why was he shaking his head?
So, I asked again, 'Can't you talk?' He shook his head again. 'Wait, is it that this guy is dumb?', I asked the guys.
The guy then nodded his head and pointed to his mouth and then shook his head left to right. It hit me then. The guy is dumb but not deaf. That was the first time I am seeing a case like that.
My anger changed to pity immediately. 'Are you dumb?', I ashamedly asked the guy to confirm. Again, he nodded his head.
'Can you read and write?' He nodded again. 'Get me a pen and note!' I said to my roommates over my shoulder. I collected the pen and wrote on the note, 'Who are you? Explain yourself.' I was almost in tears as I read his fine handwriting, 'My name is James, I am John's elder brother. I am a student of Delta State University. I was traveling to Delta but our bus stopped for the night at Benin. So I decided to sleep with my brother till tomorrow morning. He brought me here around 12 am and went out to night class to read. He gave me the bag to keep for him. So I decided to use it as pillow so that it won't be stolen'.
I held the note with the guys at my back as all of us read it. I became so weak I almost fell.� 'The guy is innocent.' I needlessly announced.
When we realized this, even I was ashamed of myself.
Ben just stood there with the wood he almost used to hit him, looking as if he was the one who had been beaten. I am not sure, but I think I saw tears in his eyes as he realized he had just punished an innocent man.
So we knelt down; Ben and I, we knelt down and clasped our hands so he will know we were really sorry. With tears in our eyes, we told him, 'We are sorry. Sorry for accusing you wrongly and beating you for it'. The dumb guy just smiled with bleeding lips from the blow I gave him. He smiled and looked into our eyes. And I could see pity in his eyes. He smiled and shook his head and then wrote in the same paper. 'It is Alright. I took the pain willingly. Please don't beat my brother anymore. I knew why you were beating me. John had always been a thief, right from home. But please don't report or beat him again'.
Tears dropped from my eyes as I read his sacrifice. He deliberately allowed us beat him just so that John will be free. I lend my hand and raised him up as I used my cloth to wipe the tears from his face and blood from his lips. It was then my own tears flowed from the corners of my eyes.
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Although this story is 100% fiction, this is what Jesus did for us on the cross of calvary. kept quiet and even died so that we can be saved. He never protested his innocence but bore it all for us. He gave his life for you. What have you given for him?
Return the life to Him, He's in Love with u.....
Send to others by sharing....
it's high time we won more souls for Christ
can u please modify ur post n take it 2 religion section? u cap. it all as "fiction" no one ll tk ur thinking seriously!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Idps From Gwoza Write Buhari, Reveal Insurgents’ Hiding Place by utenwuson: 8:53am On Oct 09, 2015
must everything b made public? is ds info not suppose 2 b secret? naija people n press! open letter open plea
Politics › Re: Kogi Poll: Wada Meets Buhari, Seeks Level Playing Field by utenwuson: 6:08pm On Oct 07, 2015
MosD:
Wada is a disappointment no doubt, but is it really possible that a right thinking kogi civil servant will vote for Audu?
yes I work in kogi I ll gladly vote Audu over wada! wat do u have against Audu apart from pomposity
Politics › Re: Kogi Poll: Wada Meets Buhari, Seeks Level Playing Field by utenwuson: 6:05pm On Oct 07, 2015
Acidosis:
Which workers are you talking about?

99% of civil servants will pick a Wada over an Audu. Wada pays them salaries. Audu is on a revenge mission.

Audu has come to destroy Kogi state.
Tinubu sent Faleke (Eko Informant) to milk the state's treasury because he can't control Audu.

How can a man who has spent all his days representing Ikeja LGA leave Lagos for Kogi.


We the people of Kogi prefer to die in Wada's arms than live in the arms of Audu Abubakar - The only serving governor in the history of Nigeria that builds a state university and named it Prince Abubakar Audu University (PAAU).

Obviously, many do not know the current Kogi State University was formerly called PAAU grin grin

If left to choose between Audu or Death, I will pick Death.
pls keep quite n speak 4 urself! Audu might b a proud person but u cnt compare him 2 d lunatic call wada! Kogi bail out fund is 50 billion cos of dept! Local Govt staff have not been paid for 23month n u re talkin frm ur anus
Romance › Re: LADIES!! Here Are 5 Questions That You MUST Ask The Man You Are Dating! by utenwuson: 1:18pm On Oct 07, 2015
lemme ans them! question 1
y U? ans!! av been here n there tryn so hard 2 fall in love, I never believe in those word cos I thought all gurls re dsame but u change my mindset, I don't believe love could b so cool! y u" is because u re an angel!
questn 2! Wats ur aim
ans! av not real purpose in life towards ladies but u change my perception on that! am so use to u dt all I think about is u, I think about my future wtout seeing u, my aim is quite simple! I jst wanna b wt u 4ever!

wen s sex appropriate?
ans! I av one strong feeling about sex b4 but now it's more of my emotions n not s*x cos m ok wt cuddling @ least it's a prove we ain't jst frns! but on d long run m not scared in havn s*x wt u cos I knw I won't leave u ever! kisses
questn 4...dad n mum relationship!
ans! cool n I believe there re ever younger so so in luv

quest 5! men dt m accountable 2
ans! ll tell u about a role model I knw u see as responsible quite simple!


but @ d end all I need/ever wanted is punaniiiiii! u cnt catch us
Romance › Re: thread closed by utenwuson: 12:26pm On Oct 07, 2015
my dear it's really working n it's a very powerful charm(juju) u either believe it or not! though in my place(tribe) it's works if u betrayed d guy, like seeing u through sch or helpin ur parents all of a sudden u decide not 2 marry him cos u re no longer on d same level or smtin! lemme gv u example! my neighbour a man in his late 50ss married wt children decide 2 date a lady who happns 2run frm a guy she was datin b4 due to smtin similar 2 wat I explained earlier! on ds fateful nyt he wanted 2 cumb d lady, he fell down @ instance n was gaspin 4 breath it was jst lucky 2 av got d antidote dt help me b4 he was takn 2 an herbalist dt help him! am not tryn 2 mk u scared buh provide he has slept wt u n dts d trick! d person gvn him must have told him 2 try @ least 2 penetrate u even if is one thrust then d juju is perfect! all u need do is get 2 d same herbalist 2 help fix ds else........ok maybe prayers mk I no doubt God!
Romance › Re: A Responsible Man (pics) by utenwuson: 8:50pm On Oct 05, 2015
Kikikikikikikikikiki lol
Romance › Re: Hillarious Names Naija Guys Often Call Ladies by utenwuson: 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2015
here in mkd we call em kpolash". Like ' guy u kpolash don show? ds one u wear boxer sit down dress room like ds?
Politics › Re: Just In: Picture Of Deziani's Lawyers On Their Way To UK - Cramjones by utenwuson: 10:00am On Oct 05, 2015
Lolest! laff wan burst my belle! dt okafor should b the counsel leader to. alison
Romance › Re: Why Me Lord! by utenwuson: 7:07am On Oct 01, 2015
Okk! Oya look 4 na!
Romance › Re: OMG!!! She Got Served, Girls Wise Up! by utenwuson: 6:48am On Oct 01, 2015
Krystalxxx:
He didn't remember that she was destroying his life ambition when he started sleeping with her abi? Or when he chased her and took her dignity. it's now he remembers that she spoilt his life. Didn't he spoil her own life too, in a way? Selfish narcissistic bunch.
she was raped? the only thing d girl have in ds whole wide world is her virginity? dignity u called it? but she thought dt dignity will provide 4 her eternal joy by using on ds innocent dude but who s regretting d whole thing nw?
Education › Google Changes Logo To Celebrate Nigeria by utenwuson(op): 6:44am On Oct 01, 2015
www.google.com..... I love ds year logo design with eagle
Romance › Re: Why Did You And Your EX Breakup by utenwuson: 11:32pm On Sep 30, 2015
she caught me wt another bae kpolashing n she ran out, up till now I stil d beg!lol
Romance › Re: Phone Call From My Ex This Evening by utenwuson: 11:20pm On Sep 30, 2015
tell ds same story 2 ur mum b4 she call her! quite easy! tell ur mum she threaten to call her so she ll b prepared 2 finished her! how I wish I could give u my momma on ds!
Romance › Re: OMG!!! She Got Served, Girls Wise Up! by utenwuson: 11:17pm On Sep 30, 2015
Walahi d gurl really destroy d guy ambitions! she destroy everything d guy works to achieve. d gurl only love him cos he was close 2 being "ok" wt lyf hussles! all I c in ds story is a desperate lady who has destroy a medical Dr cos she s insecure! virginity, sex, pregnancy can never mk a man love u no matter hw! even if he s force 2 marry u, he ll always cause d day he met u!
Romance › Re: Romancelanders, Pls I Need Your Urgent And Sincere Advice!!! by utenwuson: 6:36pm On Sep 29, 2015
it's so unfortunate u fall in love in such tender age Wc I presume u were jst 17 buh d truth is u ll c more love in d future from other ladies when u decided 2 gv ursef d chance, now I doubt ur love 4 her cos love is jealousy, I cnt even think of my bae callin another guy, I could run mad n so she cnt c me wt a lady! now she s materialistic. even if u end up tryn ur best 2 marry her! u ll end up in court room 1 day saying u caught her wt her boss! jst keep her @ least if it's d sex aspect but never! NEVER try putting her 1st!
Politics › Re: BUSTED: Sanusi Lamido Releases Fake Pic Of Under-age Bride To Deflect Attention by utenwuson: 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2015
a blogger open a thread ' here is d pic of SLS new 18 year old bride" another blogger open another thread "busted, SLS lied about d new bride"! y re we so jobless like ds?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can U Proudly Say Dis? by utenwuson: 2:27pm On Sep 27, 2015
#teamvirgin! werock? hw does virgin rock? babes chill, life screw all. gurls not jst dickson!
Romance › Re: What Can I Do To This Kind Of Girl by utenwuson: 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2015
guy stop reasoning wt ur ballz! u re such a disgrace to man/boy race! hw ll u come out openly 2 disgrace urself! puckkkk
Family › Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by utenwuson: 3:23pm On Sep 25, 2015
yori:
who's this idiot?? everything u have just said is just senseless.
it's only senseless to senseless fools(fuls) like ya!
NYSC › Re: Let Us Know The State You Choose As The 1st,2nd And 3rd,on Your NYSC Form by utenwuson: 2:42pm On Sep 25, 2015
bornu, yobe n Adamawa
Family › Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by utenwuson: 11:35am On Sep 25, 2015
uzolexis:
If u don't have anything reasonable 2 say,it's best 2 be quiet. Why won't a man be happy if he has only female childrenhuh Pls go back 2 the 15th century where u belong.
Did the man counter the accusations levied against himhuh If it was a lie do u think he won't oppose it? Instead he brought about some flimsy excuses of his wife stealing money etc...
madam 29th century weldone!!! y did u think d judge did not grant the woman d Divorce.......? cos even a lay man could c d woman is lien in reality cos I cnt phantom y a woman ll let her husband bath a 12 year old dt is attaining puberty already! I don't jst read stories n start talking trash like d 21st century u re, I try 2 c d truth in it like 15th century I belong!
Family › Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by utenwuson: 11:24am On Sep 25, 2015
Pidggin:
Since happiness is as a result of choice, learn to speak for yourself.
I knw only ladies will quote me! it's jst d plain truth though it's hard 2 believe, No man I repeat NO MAN ll be happy gvn birth 2 All female children. tk it or jst let d Dog lie
Family › Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by utenwuson: 8:27am On Sep 25, 2015
d woman is not jst being truthful, she s jst tired of d man perhaps she s avn a eye smwhere else! how would ur husband volunteer 2 bath a 12 year old gurl n u agree cos u cookin? cooking 4 family of 5? dts y is bad 2 av all female children! u as d MAN ll NEVER be happy!
Romance › Re: While In Hostel. What Happens After Heavy Rain On Campus. Guys N Gals by utenwuson: 8:15am On Sep 25, 2015
tosyne2much:
Tosin is doing just fine cheesy
waiting 4 ur take on this! top 10 things girl/boys do when heavy rain falls.....
Romance › Re: The Dirty Secret About Guys Wardrobe [18+ Photo] by utenwuson: 8:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
unless I don't bath! I can't bath n don't change boxer n I only bath once in a day unless there s heat!!!
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Be In Love And Still Cheat On Your Spouse? by utenwuson: 7:15am On Sep 16, 2015
I swear na only ladies like ds ur post! ........stop deceiving them!
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Way To End A Relationship? by utenwuson: 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2015
am in ds kinda situation too! I 1st tried sending her a text n she demand we stil see to talk over it, b4 I knw it, she s standin @ my door dt she s sorry, dt she ll change! d fact is I don't hate but I don't love her either 'jst like her" cos she s too beautiful,caring n every thing a man will want in a woman, but d tins I don like about her is she s to reserve, she don't argue, she don't bring her opinion on anything, if I point 2 a black screen says it's white, she ll says ok dear! n d main reason is dt we re almost dsame age! she s working n earnin more dan me! I jst prayed n hope one gud guy comes frm smwhere n love her 4 who she is! "I really pray!!!
Politics › Re: Kogi APC In A Joyful Mood As Gov. Wada Win PDP Primary by utenwuson(op): 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2015
kogirodent:
My brother, we are hearing that Kogi is not owing that much, what actually happened according to those close to the governor is that, Gov. Wada thought the bailout funds will be available for him to loot so he ordered as much as possible. How many times have you heared of Kogi in the news as one of the states owing so much salaries. Instead we hear of Osun state everyday and Osun state only requested for N34 billion. Our Governor is now at a dilema and has refused to grant approval for payments to begin. Congrats to APC by the way, Prince Audu will win not because he is the best person for the job (he is a very bad choice if you ask me) but because he is by far better than Gov. Wada.
who told dt one? Wada derive a means that kept every Kogite quite! there av not been month dt s state don't pay workers but Wada has only pays one full salary to local Govt workers ever since he became Gov. Wc is last month else local Govt have been collecting 25% to 30% for d past 4 year bro
Politics › Re: Kogi APC In A Joyful Mood As Gov. Wada Win PDP Primary by utenwuson(op): 7:23am On Sep 15, 2015
Aromas:
As in PDP don 4kup!!!
Any tym I pass through lokoja d state Capital, I jst wonder hw other local government could be! if u look at d bail out fund u ll realize dt Kogi state is owin her staff over 50 billion, hw can the local Govt staff be owed up to 22 month of salary? state health 15 month, pensioners 12 month n no single four bed room project on sight in the whole 21 local Govt!

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