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the lion of Ubima!!! |
no matter hw ur ugly ur wi-fi is, on her wedn day. she ll b transformed 2 d goddess of ubima kindom |
sooo? na who ur wife virginity don help? u ll come here 2 open another thread " my wife don't like sex n am so confuse" lol! any happy married life 2 u n ur virgin! pls don dsvirgin her till she reach men_o-pause |
u think d alhaji dt need Anal isn't up 2 smtin? after d parol ur frn might not live 2 tell d story! u ll come n create another thread " a guy sleep wt Alhaji n died" Holy Ghost FIRE!!! |
ur boyfrn is not serious! dt man is a fool! u re a good gurl! now I don't pity 4 foolish men so don't feel bad! wat finance sef? how much fit tk care of u? all d money d man has spent on u is not up 2 500k n dt means nothing 4 big men! so keep calm n enjoy! God has a way of blessing every1 |
Hehehehehehehehe kkikikikikikikikiki! wait! na u want d sex or ur wife? God! ur mother inlaw ll not leave dt house in Jesus Name! so d next 9 month u ll av another child! 11 month old child will av a younger one? |
sm ladies don't like s*x though! not every lady like sex! so guys ought 2 b careful wen lookin 4 a wife! |
lol! Clark, I don't knw y u re relevant sef! |
ogogorro hude |
Wc kin Lil Kesh? davido! shut d fu*k up! rekado banks 4 me is d next rated! |
pcguru1:keep on deceiving ladies! I ain't weak but I speak nothing. but d truth! |
trapQ:m sowi ma'am, but it obvious u av been scope to believe is isn't cheating! we re very good @ dt dts y u re a lady! but don't come 2 Nairaland creating thread dt u re so confuse cos u caught him pants down wt ur best frn! |
release wah? bomb? or rap album? |
Kay17:yea I agree! but it isn't hypocritical cos naturally women re sub ordinate. |
trapQ:stop deceiving women my bro! it isn't self control, its a survey, 9 out of every 10 must/have cheated in one. way or d other! we re Africans bro! re u even married? holier then thou.... I knw gurls will stil fall 4 ur tricks |
zaragal:lol! Everyman has d tendency 2 cheat! we re all polygamous in Nature. jst hope u don't catch him after all d trust u put in him... we re very deceitful!!! |
hehehhehehehehhehehehheheh! no, she should rather be saying " oh oh oh God forgive me" ah oh ha ha, God oooo, |
my problem is I had an accident n my left hand has scarf I hate. 2 show off! ds mean I hardly wear shorts shirt, jst longs! can I wear longs shirts white on camp? though I av my medical reports! |
how many hour from minna 2 Kebbi! I rep stream II, Wats d route bro!! |
Abeg no provoke jagaban abeg b4 he go vex seize d whole banana island! tinubu has d most expensive privete jet in Africa! hotel oriental cost more than what Linda ikeji n her whole family could get a life tym! who even told u is not Jagaban dt dash Linda dt house! see ds guy |
Schools from lag n abj over 70? mind u op, maybe u rate d schools base on fees but when it comes to academic u cnt simply b serious wt ds tag "international" sch n claim their d best! when last did any of ds schools won cowbell mathematics competition? is jst dt most of ds schools student go 2 abroad to lick ice cream nothing else! |
lolest |
will tk d damn wood n kill d damn snake! simple |
u can even knw dt day! when u cum, she cum, una cum go! Oboy na belle straight! one thing is if u gv gurl belle u go knw say na u do am! but most guys will jst start thinking " may be she go gv emeka do or Adam do say me no too trust d bae" meanwhile deep wthin u 4 nyt u go jst woke up come shout " kai I don knack ds gurl belle oooo" I for knw mk I use condom! meanwhile no gurl will ans u here cos u guys ll quote am an start askin if she s been knack 2 belle b4! |
lol.....best response EVER!!! |
very easy na! close ur eyes n imagine ur self by d sea! u re dead men! |
d only way 2 keep ur man is Mkn him tryn new tins, watch porn 2daga, moan loud n mk him feel awesome n manly! not jst some missionary n d lady ll even b as reluctant as a wood! if dt same man goes out side n get a doggy, walahi even he s mkin love 2 his wife he ll thinkin of d b*tch outside! |
u like ds? ok ooo |
ds is d HIGHT we could possibly take Haba! we need massive protest wt placard. |
dt judge must be blindfolded n thrown 2. d Dogsss who voted 4 Aidoko? dt fool? m not partisan but d Apc candidate clearly won in a landslide wtout any malpractices cos he s not even popular! m stil tryn 2 get d reason he s been declared winner, jst can't figure out hw possible! aidoko represented Kogi east via ds same medium wen one barister dangana clearly won him, he went claiming barister dangana dt was clearly elected tru pdp then was not d true pdp flag bearer n he was declared winner. via ANPP! is ds man using Charm or wahhhh |
dt judge must be blindfolded n thrown 2. d Dogsss? who voted 4 Aidoko? dt fool? m not partisan but d Apc candidate clearly won in a landslide wtout any malpractices cos he s not even popular |
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