Idontbelieveit

Shit happens

I bet u, that's d corp's lodge @ wudil

Can somebody help me to ask
NOLLYWOOD to please answer these
important questions ? 1.How can a ghost look left n right before
crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after
the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented
by lightening n thunder under the bright
sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have
part one to five? 7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s
dad… Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy
to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back
from America n speaking with a fake British accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a
fake pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters die or run
mad immediately after their confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson
with Brazilian hair,
how come?
13.Hw can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-
Must-Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return
of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film
‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete
without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu
Jacobs
dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?
18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her
Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this
possible? 19.Why will d parents call their child 3
times nd ask him/her how many time did I
call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle dey always make it, if na so why
poor people still dey Lagos? 21.Why is it dat Ogogo is always
innocent
but must be a victim of circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most Yoruba
films are always in direct translation?
e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you
this pregnant?"

Interesting

I can see 4

Na only mostly hausa students de china na aw de no go endorrse the buhari. After he go go. London go rest again make nija de born e concern am?

9ic post

:DI. Giv u 500 ya?

Highness. Of highes order

searching4love:



NA BUHARI MATTER GO STILL SEND MOST OF YOU PDP.IGS TO EARLY GRAVE


EVER SINCE YOUR FRAUDULENT ELECTION POSTPONEMENT, YOU ALL HAVE BEEN HAVING A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OVER THIS MAN'S ISSUE.

LET'S AGREE BUHARI IS TRULY SICK AND WENT FOR TREATMENT, HAS IT BECOME A CRIME TO GO FOR MEDICAL CHECKUP MANY OF YOU PDP.IGS ARE MENTALLY SICK AND SHOULD ALSO VISIT A PSYCHIATRIST.

BUHARI IS NOT A MACHINE FOR GOD'S SAKE. EVERYONE GETS TIRED AND NEEDS REST.

ALL YOUR DEATH WISH SHALL COME BACK ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES.

BUHARI WILL RULE NIGERIA AND LOCK ALL THESE GREEDY BASTARDS UP IN KIRI KIRI

THE WILL OF GOD IS BUHARI AND IT CANT BE CHANGED.

DEATH TO ALL WHO WISH DEATH TO OUR AMIABLE AND DISTINGUISHED GENERAL

vote APC,

vote GMB for president


Sai buhari

see ur little brain

ireneony:
wow make I laff in chinese chi-wag

abeg try dat laugh for swahili........ make i fit understand

i just dnt like dis kanye West.

there is a big difference between been neat n appearing neat....... a girl hu takes care of her p***sy will definitely get a mouth action, that's wit d ryt guy

lol. as if na fish unu wan catch...... i pray make unu catch o,


gej till 2019