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RomanceRe: Bae Advert!!!... by uyisteven(op): 8:36pm On Dec 31, 2017
Blackhawk03:
Hi
Hiii
Hello
Hiyyaaa
***** Heyy Beautiful... Love This Many Hi's... . Happy New Year Princess...
RomanceBae Advert!!!... by uyisteven(op): 8:29pm On Dec 31, 2017
Happy New Year *In Advance* To Every Member Here...
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I'm Looking For Bae To Enter This New Year With Oo... We Can't Continue With This Single's Lifestyle This 2018... smiley
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Interested Party Should Send Their CV's...
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Heck, Just Say Hi Sef...That's All...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by uyisteven(m): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2017
Mine was a Lil bit weird..
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playfully teasing my girlfriend's best friend by touching her in all sexually active spots while my girlfriend was taking a nap on top of me..
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crazy thing is that the friend didn't complain for once..
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Man definitely became hot and had to go all the way...
RomanceRe: Ladies & Gents, If You Remember This, Just Know You Are Old - See Photo by uyisteven(m): 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2017
sinaj:
haba Onku! Shebi is my face u will introduce to ur mumi nd dad nt dat thing daz pushed up sad
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My Dad Is A Fan Of The Full Package*...
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He Might Sacrifice me If I just Bring A Girl with A Face Only...
RomanceRe: Ladies & Gents, If You Remember This, Just Know You Are Old - See Photo by uyisteven(m): 11:26am On Dec 30, 2017
sinaj:
Op coman marry me if u nt married.

We haf old
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This your dp sef, I can't even see your face.. My eyes are totally focused on something that keeps pushing up...
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah Celebrate Her 34th Birthday Today With New Photos by uyisteven(m): 1:34pm On Dec 05, 2017
GistMore:
HBD

>>> : https://www.gistmore.com/ghanian-actress-jackie-appiah-celebrates-34th-birthday-today-photos
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I Love This Lady Like Kilode..
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I fit Even Sell Airforce1 Balls Just To Have Dinner With Her...
BusinessRe: Forte Oil, Cadbury, Others Lift Nse’s Indices By N24b by uyisteven(m): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2017
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Please, where can i get a reliable Stock Broker.... I want to acquire some Shares... Thanks.
RomanceLoneliness Is A State Of Mind.... by uyisteven(op): 4:13pm On Nov 09, 2017
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Poetry
My go-to friend
A quiet time from reality,
From My past,
Future,
And all things glumy.

Feelings buried deep down my soul
I tend to hide the pains
Scars smelt with coal
But Invisible to the naked eyes.

Depression setting in,
Voices calling for my head
But living is all I want to do

Loneliness is a state of mind
They said,
Making friends is as easy as A and B
They said.

As cliche as this sounds,
I don't need friends
I just want you.
Yes Miss, You..
RomanceRe: Are Quiet People Really Wicked? by uyisteven(m): 2:14pm On Nov 01, 2017
humeeh:
Alright....I'll be expecting! grin
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But you would have to give me something to work with Miss... A phone number or address...
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I can't start looking for you like Cinderella...
RomanceRe: Are Quiet People Really Wicked? by uyisteven(m): 2:02pm On Nov 01, 2017
humeeh:
smileyThank you!

BTW, that little girl is very beautiful kiss
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Yea...Thank you...
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Now I owe you a cup of Ice-cream and some Brown Chocolatez for that observation..
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Would let her know someone notices her cuteness..
RomanceRe: Are Quiet People Really Wicked? by uyisteven(m): 11:03am On Nov 01, 2017
humeeh:
Yes,I am.

Good Morning
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Morning Miss.. .
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Forgive me but it's Not everyday we get to say hi to Cinderellas that are book/knowlege hungry..
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Thank you
RomanceRe: Are Quiet People Really Wicked? by uyisteven(m): 7:24am On Nov 01, 2017
humeeh:
Effects of a single story
People really believe once you offend a quiet person, their revenge is actually deadly because they won't brag before acting,which in some cases ain't true though !So they generally term them 'wicked' which actually makes no sense....
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Love the way you put it.. Effect/Danger of a Single Story
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I guess you are a fan of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie..
BusinessRe: How You Can Get Tax Exemption Like TSTV by uyisteven(m): 8:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
PrincessBecks:
Lmao...

I've been on this platform for like 2yrs now as a guest, only got an account months ago.

As for your question? My big brother introduced me to this wonderful platform.

In case you are still wondering, I'm half Nigerian though.
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Did you just type Half Nigerianhuh...Wow..
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I knew there was a reason why I was still here...
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I guess it's to meet Beautiful Cinderellas like you...
BusinessRe: How You Can Get Tax Exemption Like TSTV by uyisteven(m): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
PrincessBecks:
Way to go
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Forgive me but I'm Just Curious Miss..
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Who introduced you to Nairalandhuh
BusinessRe: How You Can Get Tax Exemption Like TSTV by uyisteven(m): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
PrincessBecks:
Way to go
***** Forgive me but I'm Just Curious Miss.. . Who introduced you to Nairalandhuh
RomanceRe: His Reaction When I Told Him I Wanted To Clear My Bills by uyisteven(m): 12:16am On Sep 27, 2017
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Those set of ladies are Breath of fresh Air...
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Like my lady that once in a while, she quietly tells me not to pay for her cab fare back home or the meal we both ordered and movie tickets...
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She's Amazingly Awesome...
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
try Laveda .. she's cute and funny too .. i dunno if Estharfabian is still in this forum but the gal is endowed even missspicy .. not forgetting mama gee
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Lovely... Great suggestions.. Take away Mamagee tho...
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But there is a slight challenge with that plan... I actually *fancy Personality* more than beauty and all the various endowment..
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And your personality ratings is off Nairaland's roof right now..
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
ma first, second , third ,fourth and now ma fifth moniker i still do no like that dude so that's a no no no no no
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Nice.. Glad to know...
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I guess that's one less set of Legs I need to break on this platform from guys who might try to *steal you away*
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:39pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
lol better luck next time
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I have Always Bn told I do have patience.
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But don't really that would work this time around.. Leaving u all alone on this *Nairaland Road* could be dangerous...
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Who knows, Airforce1 can just come and sweep you off your feet..
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:32pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
twas actually meant t be given to charity
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Wow... Break my heart into a million pieces...
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How about I give you a different one for Charity?....
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I'm curious to see how this particular one fits you perfectly...
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:21pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
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The only acceptable thing you should be doing to this adorable sweatshirt is letting it show how Beautiful U are when putting it on...
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
if only u knew what i want to use it for
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Jeez.. Enlighten me please..
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But you dare not use it for anything that won't show how Beautiful u make it look..
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 9:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
when your done shooting ya arrows just drop d sweat shirt and move on #kisses
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Lol... Nice...
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But since one of your weakest point is the sweatshirt, we definitely could use that as bait...
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 9:37pm On Sep 26, 2017
L3G3ND:
kwantinu.... the gods are watchin
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Since u all game, I believe it's only right to pierce your *heart and yours only* with these Adorable Arrows.(Words) ...
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: What Do You Love Most About The Opposite Sex? by uyisteven(m): 9:33pm On Sep 26, 2017
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RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: What Do You Love Most About The Opposite Sex? by uyisteven(m): 9:31pm On Sep 26, 2017
Drnice:
What do you love most about the opposite sex?

My answer: I'm male. I love mostly her "Neatiness and Soft Voice."
Please keep yours coming so we can learn!!!
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Personality... Let me rephrase please...
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A kick-ass Personality...
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I devour personality like a Vampire who hasn't tasted Blood in ages..
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Taste? Not Marry, Just Taste#smiles. by uyisteven(m): 9:14pm On Sep 26, 2017
*****
Was going go shoot some cupid arrows aimed at L3G3ND's heart... But this Lizzdeb Cinderella looks tempting enough...
RomanceRe: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by uyisteven(m): 9:02pm On Sep 26, 2017
Sylverly:
We are in the era where everything labeled "ex" , either girlfriend or boyfriend always has a negative adjective attached to it. However, I strongly believe there are some nice attitudes, behavior, gesture, etc. which you will never wish to forget in a moment about your ex. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's keep them coming....
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My Ex *Smacked* me out of my comfort zone and made me face reality head on..
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Just couldn't realize early enough that I had D baddest chick on planet earth...
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Probably would give her Blood if she's ever in need... #NotKidneyTho...

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Has His Earpiece On Whenever We Make Love by uyisteven(m): 8:55pm On Sep 26, 2017
deturla:
One of the numerous e-mails received on the blog:

I am confused right now. My boyfriend has his earpiece on whenever we make love.

Whenever I question this attitude of his, he tells me it’s an habit that will make him enjoy our togetherness more.

As confusing as that sounds I told him to stop, as I don’t like it. He stopped after a while and then continued again.

I have always wondered what he listens to until one day he was on top of me and I decided to yank the earpiece of his ears.

All I can hear was the message of a popular Nigerian Pastor. I was shocked and I am still shocked right now. I noticed that he was unusually strong and hard down there whenever he puts his earpiece in his ears and last longer in bed. Does listening to the Pastor’s teaching help him more with love making or what exactly!

Please what do I do? I am confused and scared.

http://deedeesblog.com/he-listens-music-whenever-we-make-love/

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44
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It is a spiritual something... cheesy

RomanceRe: Men: Is This Possible? by uyisteven(m): 8:47pm On Sep 26, 2017
folakemigeh:
Out of curiosity i just want to ask the guys in the house.
Can you stay a whole month without having sex or without masturbating?


Need honest answers please
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Honestly, Yes we can stay..
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But if we gat someone like the lady on your Dp, that would be a 110% No...

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