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Phones / Re: On A Budget Of 105k, Which Smart Phone Can One Buy? by uyisteven(m): 7:12am On Oct 28, 2023
DeGLORIOUS:
Which phone can one buy with 105k which can offer the following
1.Good memory space
2. Good ram
3. Good battery
4. Little bit fast charging
5. Compass
6. Doesn't hot unnecessary under heavy usage.
7. A bit good display feature

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Got the Tecno Spark 10C 128 Rom +4 Ram Gb for you… Solid device.
Computers / Affordable UK Neat Lenovo v14 For Sale !!! by uyisteven(m): 1:09pm On Sep 11, 2023
Affordable UK used laptop
Brand: Lenovo
Series: Lenovo v14 ILL
Processor: intel corei3
Supported memory: MMC, SDXC, SDHC
Hard drive: 1TB
Ram size: 8GB
Size: 14inches
Webcam: Available
Wireless: Available
Operating system: Win10
Charger: Free
Super clean
Nationwide delivery.

PRICE : #105,000

*We have four(4) pieces left. Hurry now* !

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Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Transformer In Ede-oballa Nsukka (video) by uyisteven(m): 6:49pm On Jan 15, 2023
NNtv:
Ede-oballa community found a young man dead while he was trying to steal parts of a transformer in Girl's community secondary school Ede-oballa, Nsukka, Enugu State.

The man was discovered by market women who were returning home from Eke market in the community on 14th January 2023.

As you can see on the picture, the left hand of the man has been burnt while he was trying to losen parts of the transformer.

The voice in the video available is saying "how much will he even sell what he intended to steal"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0DjmTvRnCg

Facebook Source:
https://www.facebook.com/100084052642015/videos/3245188929125896/?mibextid=U5pbUHU7uUT1eAoC

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Should I really type “RIP” to this guy??..

Nahhhhh..

His colleagues recently stripped the transformer at my end.. Plunging the entire community into darkness since 13th of December 2022..

I had to start running gen all week long.. Only God knows how much fuel I bought because, I lost track of the amount.. including fuel of #250 naira per litre…

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Properties / Re: How Do I Share The Rooms? by uyisteven(m): 4:12pm On Jun 18, 2022
teekay213:
Hi,

I got a 2bedroom flat because the place is close to me and my wife place of work.we couldn't get a 3bedroom around the area cos that was the one we saw at the time and it was not costly.

But here is the problem I have a 19yrs old boy waiting for admission and a 16yrs old girl in ss3 but I don't know how to allocate the 2 bedroom maybe my wife and I should take one and leave the other room for my son and daughter but my girl is already a lady and she doesn't want to share a room with her brother,,am also thinking my wife should share one room with our daughter while I share the remaining room with my son but what if me and my wife need each other.

Where we relocated from we had 3 bedrooms and everyone had his room but because that was the only apartment near and less costly we had to take it.


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I believe you the one overthinking this and possibly, giving yourself a headache about this..

Some years back, when my siblings and I (six in total) were growing up, we lived in a 2bed room apartment.

Dad and mom took one of the room and we all had to share the next one… we had like, 5 beds in one room… Not one single complain or regret about our living accommodation came out…

It all bores down to the extent you have disciplined your kids to understand when things are rosy and when things aren’t… Also, to live comfortably in any best and worst situations they each find themselves…

We all have grown up, Mumsi has her own apartment and the rest of us are scattered in various parts of the world living the best life without complaints…

So, ur kids should share the one bedroom and do have a quality time always with your wife…

When ur kids are much older, they would get to have their own apartments and be able to live on the roof if they want sef…
Sports / Re: Edinson Cavani: I Am Sad And Upset Over Man Utd’s Decision by uyisteven(m): 7:36pm On Sep 04, 2021
Totilopussylick:
Abi him de para say Ronaldo collect him no7 shirt back undecided.

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No one can force a player to give up his squad number..

Phil Jones refused to give up the Number 4 jersey to Varane...did they kill him??

And that Bunz head hasn't played for United close to a year now...

Cavani weighed his choices and did what was right like any sane individual..

CR7 is a Brand..not just a digit..CR7 hotels, CR7 shoes, CR7 perfumes etc. And u now expect him to just give that up

Messi doesn't have a Brand tied to the Jersey number 10..hence, his choice to pick up a different number...

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Romance / Re: The Attraction And Troubles Of Dating An Older Woman by uyisteven(m): 1:43pm On Jul 26, 2021
OP, Everything you typed is absolutely true..

Currently have a massive crush for an older lady (We both do tho)..All traits mentioned here are correct.,

The Financial part is the Bomb because, her investment Portfolios alone, can get her anything she fancies in this Life..

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binarymachine:


Source:
https://flipmemes.com/2021/06/17/the-attraction-and-troubles-of-dating-an-older-woman/

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Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by uyisteven(m): 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2021
overdrive:


Are you still in contact with her?

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She got married recently...I had to use Brain to reduce my closeness / contact with her..

So no, I'm not fully in contact with her anymore...But, if we happen to meet today, it would be like, not a day has passed by between us...This I am sure of...

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Go Celibate For One Year? by uyisteven(m): 7:05pm On Jul 23, 2021
Lancarrazi:
Can a man go celibate for one year? If yes pls help I need to go celibate before I get married.. Tired of one night stand and those girls with bad vibes.. cant wait TO get married and have my own wife

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What do you think I have been doing all these while

Small thing jor...

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Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by uyisteven(m): 6:59pm On Jul 23, 2021
Fiscus105:


It was mistake on ur part most especially the first experience, woman will do everything to escape or find excuse, infact she might want u to bleep her that day but tried to put it on u to proof she is not too cheap and you fell for it. U see woman see sex as a very big thing o

For me ....I do toast a girl even if I knew she will not accept, I deliberately do it for tomorrow, after 10years you may still bang, wen u meet latter in future, it won't hard for u to start where the issue ended even after marriage

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Lol, Admittedly, the first one was a mistake by me...Acceptable.. Tho, she is a person that abides to "whatever she says, she does kinda principle". I knew her enough to know, she was actually serious about that...

And yes, she had a Boyfriend/Fiancé...

See, I woo anybody that comes to my head o...I don't take "No"s that easily...

But she, I would never have wanted to loose her friendship for a 30mins+ max pleasure (As at that time of my life)...
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by uyisteven(m): 8:09am On Jul 23, 2021
bigCassava:
Mine was my friends neighbor. Came to visit my friend but he was not around. so I saw his neighbor in front of her own apartment putting on a wrapper and she said I can wait in her apartment that he will soon come back. I accepted and stayed their for 30minutes until my friend came back then I left.. Only to hear from people that she assumed that I was a gay and not romantic.. I didn't regret it!

Share yours

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Lol...mine has happened twice..

Back in Nysc, I had this Muslim female friend (Absolutely stunning young lady) that travelled to come see me on my Birthday..

Time ran so fast that, she had to sleep over..things led to another and we started making out.

Time reach to truly fornicate now, she said, if we had sex, we can no longer be friends...

I just weak...lol...But her friendship (at that time, was more important to me tho)...

2nd time, was my previous colleague at work..

We do this thing together where we go chill at different hotels once in a while..Experience Luxury lifestyles as much as we can

When Time reach again to "Sin" small, she said, if we had sex, she wouldn't be able to face me at the office again.

Heavy Wahala...lool...

"I partially regret the first one tho"... Mainly because, she was wayyy tooo fine & just walking with her by your side on the streets causes heads to turn...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by uyisteven(m): 11:43am On Jun 05, 2021
Haha…�

All Positions Are Filled Up Now…�

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oluwafreshkid:


Erm... Where should I forward my cv to?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by uyisteven(m): 6:08pm On May 31, 2021
Mine is almost quite similar..

20+ days Annual paid leave, depending on ur Level at the company (35% of ur current Salary..

Extra leave days includes :
- 3 days casual leave
- 3+ days Medical leave ( depending on the severity of the illness)
- Paid maternity leave ( can't tell how many wks + Payment range)
- Free HMO service at any given hospital of your choice (OK, from the hundreds of hospitals given to you to choose from)
- Movie Day at the office..( Every 3rd Friday of every month)
- Old school day, Jersey day, Extremely corporate day dress code
- 13th Month Salary
- Free trainings - In marketing, public speaking, HSE, etc..Also, paid training on specific courses...all expenses paid by the company
- Casual Fridays - u can blast ur music to an unreasonable volume, no one cares..
- End of Year party with a bag of Rice + a big can of Oil ( sometimes, Chicken)

There are so many privileges...I have just forgotten some...

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oluwafreshkid:
At my office
We get 3 weeks paid annual leave + 35% leave bonus
1 week sick leave per year
1 week exam leave
1 week compassionate leave for the bereaved
3 days off work in December and January
Free medical treatment at a designated hospital
You get gifts when you get married
Women get 3 months paid maternity leave
Free lunch daily
Anunual 50% pbonus (now cancelled no thanks to covid!)


Yes, there's stress and troubles on the job but that's not why we're here today

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Politics / Re: Fire Guts Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC Headquarters In Abuja by uyisteven(m): 6:17pm On Apr 15, 2020
festwiz:
I am just waiting to see the "Billions" it will take to rebuild the AGF's and repair the CAC building. While some will say it's not a planned cover-up these 2 events give room for doubt.


APC looting committee right now...


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Lmao...Boss, how I fit get tho gif wey u add so...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Courier Plus Aptitude Test by uyisteven(m): 12:37am On Feb 16, 2020
Ibukune:
Courier plus is real. They are into courier services with branches all round the nation. Its very real. A friend works with them though in PH branch

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Please, shed more light if you can...concerning the aptitude test...

Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Courier Plus Aptitude Test by uyisteven(m): 12:34am On Feb 16, 2020
MarvelRay:
Good evening all.
My friend got an aptitude test invite to courier plus at 42 Concord Way airport Rd ikeja lagos.
So I want to confirm if the company is real and also the likely questions to be asked.
I would really appreciate your comments.
As his test is tomorrow. July 8th 2019

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Hi...Can you please ask your friend what their aptitude test was like..likely set of questions and all...
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Thanks.
Travel / Re: Lagos: Narrate Your Trekking Experience This Morning by uyisteven(m): 10:10pm On Feb 03, 2020
PerfectMatchNG:
You can rain curses all you want, they expect it. We all know how far the curses go. If we’re being serious, RunLagos should be obstructed on Saturday morning. Protest peacefully on Saturday. Let sponsors of the event be affected. Let pressmen carry the news and let foreigners see the mess that Lagos really is. Put Sanwoolu’s hypocrisy in his face, in front of all and sundry.

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Why you copying & pasting this CV girl's tweets word for word...
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Jeez

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Politics / Re: Inside CBN’s Centre Of Excellence In ABU, Zaria Commissioned By Buhari by uyisteven(m): 6:24pm On Aug 22, 2019
Hahaha...I see they learnt very well from Covenant University's Lecture Theater....Nice...

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Mrcomedimatic:
These are inside photos of the newly commissioned 360-seating capacity Auditorium of CBN’s Centre of Excellence at the Ahmadu Bello University by President Mohammed Buhari.

The building houses a telepresence room, 7 lecture theatres, 6 lecture rooms with a total seating capacity of 544, 6 tutorial rooms with 240-seating capacity, libraries.


See photos




Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/08/22/see-the-inside-of-the-newly-commissioned-auditorium-by-buhari-in-zaria/

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Health / Re: The 5 Stages Of Tooth Decay Progression by uyisteven(m): 9:46am On Jul 02, 2019
eby001:

1. you promote drug abuse.
2. “Touch and Go” does more harm than good.

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I have no idea what you talking about...
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My Pharmacist (fully Recognized) and Dentist knows about it...
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Say what you want to say, but that drug helped me have sound Nice Sleep at Nights...
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Now Offers Protection For Your Profile Pictures by uyisteven(m): 9:40am On Jul 02, 2019
kingxsamz:
What is the need when I can still screenshot it and still get the exact image after cropping it?

What is the need?


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Try having a screenshot of your Mail from your Yahoo app first.
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You would notice that it's not Possible...
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That's the same technology WhatsApp is planning of implementing...
Health / Re: The 5 Stages Of Tooth Decay Progression by uyisteven(m): 5:13pm On Jul 01, 2019
eby001:

Custodian of drug and ointment, you should be arrested for this statement.

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Arrested for what ooo...
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I have had two of my Teeth Removed..But before then, these Drugs helped in reducing the pain..
Health / Re: The 5 Stages Of Tooth Decay Progression by uyisteven(m): 4:32pm On Jul 01, 2019
iksman2002:
i think i need help because two of my teeth at that position in the picture above have that hole and i told my uncle about it all he did was to buy this hmmmmm mixagrip anal.
it is paining me so much and am in school at the moment.
please suggest what i should do ASAP

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Do try and get ibrufen tablets (possibly Rexiflin)..it's a 400mg in one tablet...it relieves you of the Pain 89% of the time...

Or you ask a pharmacy to give you "Touch and Go" for toothache...
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: "Step Down As COZA Senior Pastor" by uyisteven(m): 12:04pm On Jun 30, 2019
Abeg, how many people come forward talk say Jesus na con man before dey Hung him to the Cross
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You saying, quite a number of people have stepped forward to say he Raped them but there is not one evidence in sight...No text message, no chat messages, no photo sharing, no recording (voice or video), common..
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Even Serial killers gets sloppy and make mistakes...
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He might be Guilty, as the same way he might be Innocent...

File a Court order, provide your Evidence(s) and watch him get jailed..But till then, Judge the Matter with an Open Heart and Stop Using Emotions..

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yankison:


Please stop all this , do you know how many people has come to speak about the immorality of the said pastor and you are still saying one nonsense media trial .. people who don't know each other from Adams can't cook up all this stories .. and the pastor can't deny it like Neymar did
Celebrities / Re: Cobhams Asuquo Kills A Snake On The Lawn In His House - Pictures by uyisteven(m): 9:58pm On Apr 14, 2019
Depot:
Something is fishy

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Nahhh... Something is *Snakey instead..

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Education / Re: Covenant University Student Expelled For Drug Use Disrupt Chapel Service by uyisteven(m): 7:27pm On Mar 20, 2019
Sard:

It is not as simple as simply using the case of a few people you know to predict what will happen to the boy.
The reason behind the expulsion can be a better pointer to further outcome. Someone who was expelled or suspended for assisting someone in an exam would probably turn a better person (who'll be more serious with life) after the expulsion than a person expelled because of drug abuse.
I saw the video of this boy on Instagram. He was jumping on stage, shouting and doing all sorts that no sane person would one to do whether protesting or not.
It will be hard (Not impossible) for him to act better in any clime - Nigeria or developed nations.

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The main thing you should understand with this Boy's fiasco is, His "Backup Plan"
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Did you see the list of things he did... He wasn't on Drug while committing every single one of them.
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And it's Not a "Few People" I know... I schooled at Covenant..
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80% of my Course mates are not in Nigeria right now. And these are the good ones...
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Again, 80% of persons that has been Expelled from CU, trust me, they are not in Naija...
Education / Re: Covenant University Student Expelled For Drug Use Disrupt Chapel Service by uyisteven(m): 7:18pm On Mar 20, 2019
punisha:




wasn't referring to you and your imaginary friends.
Now bye!


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OK..No need For Arguments.. Enjoy!
Education / Re: Covenant University Student Expelled For Drug Use Disrupt Chapel Service by uyisteven(m): 6:20pm On Mar 20, 2019
punisha:
Jubril isnt d first nor the last that will go through this juvenile phase.
His temporarily found popularity will only last a few days and he will be forgotten.
Then the reality that it was only him expelled sets in...
He may suffer a setback in gaining admission quickly into another school.
He might even try to join the school na scam trend and maintain relevance.
But Las Las...
He will then wish he had chosen another path...

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No offence, but you speaking Spanish...
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You think he would want to school in Naija again.. That Boy is leaving this Country this Year... I have lots of friends who got expelled and 85% went out of the country... Some are working at Amazon and Having full scholarships To Play Basketball and Volley Ball Today

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Education / Re: Aize Obayan Is Dead! Ex-Covenant University VC Dies At 59 by uyisteven(m): 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2019
Would Miss You Greatly...
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TTG And Leadership Lectures Made Learning *Fun with you....
Sports / Re: Alan Hard: Notts County Owner Puts Club For Sale After Posting Nude On Twitter by uyisteven(m): 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2019
Sportdab:
​Notts County owner Alan Hard has 'very reluctantly' put the club up for sale just hours after accidentally posting a tweet that inadvertently contained an image of an unexpected body part. His penis.

The businessman, who bought the League Two side two years ago, was forced to apologise for the now deleted tweet, and has insisted that neither the gaffe or the club's current league position are the causeof this sudden move to sell.

MySportDab report he has also since taken himself off the platform.

In a statement quoted by the ​Independent, Hardy has revealed: "After considerable soul-searching, I no longer feel I can continue as the owner of Notts County Football Club.

"I would like to make it clear from the outset that the club's current league position is not a factor in this decision, nor are any of the events which have unfolded in the media this weekend."

County currently sit rock bottom of the Football League's lowest division, nine points off safety, with their most recent defeat a damaging one against fellow stragglers Yeovil Town.

See more;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/01/notts-county-owner-puts-club-for-sale.html


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Because a part of my Dickk showed in one of my screenshots, you now want to kick me from my company....
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You Must Be MAD.....
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WE DIE HERE!!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Enquiries... by uyisteven(m): 9:10pm On Dec 20, 2018
justdogitto:
That address is the HQ of scam in Nigeria

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Haha..Nice...
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Glad I didn't take time off work to plan a movement there...
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Thank you.

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