₦airaland Forum

24hourNigeriane:
Here

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4real...
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Glad to know...Now I can disturb you....

COvo:
This one don mad

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In this state of the economy, madness is allowed.

Nina4u:
Awww thank you

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You most welcome Miss...
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Am allowed to say I have found my new crush right...

Nina4u:
I got tattoos but thats just clutter.. Too much

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it's high time we get more beautiful white Cinderellas up in this forum...
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#LovelySkin

24hourNigeriane:
How do you mean

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1stly Miss, before I make any attempt to explain my mention, you gat to tell me where exactly on Nairaland have you been hiding

24hourNigeriane:
Yeah

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But can she break into Heaven's narrow gate...

feelgoodInc:
Ever approached a girl in the streets, got her number and then called her and invited her to come meet you and when they come to meet you, they come along with one of their good friends.When you ask them, why did they bring their friend (or friends), they tell you ''well i just met you, i thought i should bring my friend along so i feel safe'' (b*** please).
has this happened to anyone before?
did I invite her friend?.

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To tell you they aren't interested In you..But silly you won't get the message. Hence, the friends to drain your pockets dry...

Oloriburukumods:
I like feminine tomgirl

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Feminist all the way...They always think they are smart...
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Until you find their center of gravity and they start begging...

surrogatesng:
Buy solar.Check my signature

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Guy, u wan use solar drive car....

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Can someone please tie this young man and drag him to a cele church....
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I no get strength to carry his case alone...

RadicallyBlunt:
Mamagee3. I like her. Openminded and expressive.

Unlike the cases of complicated pretence we find among most naija girls

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So mamagee3 still exists....
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Thought her neighbours must have strangled her for using them to create annoying threads on Nairaland.

softwerk:
You won't have to my dear your breasts are smaller

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Fvck....Some R.K.O slamming tinz....

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Miss hipsiee I sight you...
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This kind protest would fit you o...

Janeyinspires:
Yeah.I am enjoying this...That punch with ten 10 Tosyne got me all cracked up.

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Lol...Am glad you do Miss...
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You not online on watsapp...Answered your last qstn there...

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You asked Miss, this is one.
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CC: Janeyinspires

Lalas247:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ilt.gif

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Haha...Thanks Princess.

Madamkilljoy:
I hope you didn't let her go. Good girls are hard to find.
Btw, poetry, even if some are lies, always tickles my fancy. I just love them ending in a rhythmic pattern.

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The thing about life Is whatever has been set in heart always finds expression...One way or the other...
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She left....And I didn't know when.

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@ the bolded line, I hope mine had that tickling effect on you...
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A 110% guarantee mine aren't lies...

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Am quite bored so I would give an answer...
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Number 1....That Muslim Chick looks quite decent and appealing...

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Foyin has always been Naughty right from 100L.
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You should get to know her friend Damilola...#CrazierDanHer..

firstking01:
You will do what

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Haha...Boss, no allow me send Nairaland Police your way o...
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Free the Cinderella to do the *PM* thingy....

Theresa1990:
I'm speechless buh this is WAOW uyisteven

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Nairaland doesn't really tickle my fancy...But, getting to see comments like this, makes me want to blush my cheeks off...
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Thank you Miss...Truly Appreciate.

refiner:
U ain't alone my sis...

Most responsible men assumes u are taken already because of ur beauty,they don't bother coming close for fear of rejection...while some other men only wants to take picx with u and flaunt ur beauty to their friends and nothing more...

They dont believe that u will ever be faithful to them if they start up something with u...

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Oya, see me now...Am coming close...
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Hello Miss,
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Your turn now....

sinaj:
haba expensive? never knew m a commodity



Btw wat is Friendzone

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Haha...Good one...Commodity is far from it Miss...
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A price tag certainly and definitely can't be placed on you...
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Am glad you don't have friends who teaches you the *Zoning Techniques*...Makes me fit to spoil you the more...

sinaj:
lol u r funny

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Am definitely giving testimony in church today..
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The Most Xpensive Sinaj thinks am funny...
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But wait, isn't that the newest method of placing someone in the Friendzone ??

Janeyinspires:
Lol.I'm teachable,pls do.

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Am excited..I should let you know that i have an impressive track record of bn the best trainer ever....
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To get started, Xchange of Contacts is of *maximum priority*

Janeyinspires:
Hey Steven! After reading your poetry,I was left in 'aaaww'.
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I don't know about others,but for me:flowers are still working,compliments are still doing more good and sweet words? It has become a champion in weightlifting.....Wish I could weave something like this.I'm not even poetic sef!

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No one has made me laugh this much on Nairaland...
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Thanks Princess..
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Hopefully, you let me teach you...

sinaj:
m priceless dear

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I know you are Miss....But which other way is there to get your attention....Enlighten me please.
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I highly doubt there is one...

talk2alabama:
lol... Girls no dey send if u get charcoal lips ooo

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lol...I dey tell u...as long as u sabi yarn plus money tinz..,,

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sha, just touch any part of her body...her response would let u know if things would go down...

talk2alabama:
Let's just say we have a waiver by God in a dream and he gives us a chance to choose any part of our bodies we wish we wana change and it gets done.. Which would it be?





Mine would be my voice....


What's yours?

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Lips all d way....smoked too much...Pinkish lips tinz needed...

3rd one all d way...

royalmoron:
I want it on my record. any girl interested i am willie to pay #25,000 pm me

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May I offer you Mamagee3....Or the beautiful Sinaj.
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I guess you love endowed tins....so here is Kenoze...Enjoy!