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segunk1:
Uzeba sup now where have u been I can see u.

ah have been working on my children report card oo!


thanks for the concern Bro!

who asked you?

Explorers:
It's the only private residence of a head of state that the public can visit for free.


Visitors do have to request and book tours in advance, though.

if person near aso rock ehh!

say na visit u wan visit!!

Bro! u b Oyo state!

Edo state!

always in the news for the wrong reasons!

nawa oo

everything Mercy Johnson do just dey penetrate!!

how naija go take beta now!

nawa oo!

I claim my own blessings and promotion!!

we should keep praying for him!

sometimes! ebuka go near him father!

ebuka father go still dey shout him name!


sometimes! I go dey look for Biro wey dey my hand!!

who Neva dey for this type situation before wey him or her throw the first stone!

nice one! more grace!

Aragon:
I just noticed your user name which got me curious, are you truly from Uzeba?
If yes, can you tell me a bit about yourself? Thanks

sure are from there!!

but I reside in the northern part of the country!

that's my surname! Uzeba!

informative!

life!

Ningi2020:
Confused nigga,,,

what did I do to you?

congratulations!

nice one!
The Lord is Good!
am a witness!

TO BE DEAD BROKE!!

IS THE THE ROOT OF EVIL!

wow! nice one!

mandibeauty:
Haha. I decline biko

till then!!
we will know!

segunk1:
Amen n I too my oga. Fg n Nysc shall favor us in jesus name.

amen and Amen!

segunk1:
Lol calm down bro, cutestcuty84 isn't a tyrant n not as bahdt as u think, we all get mouth here.

sure Bro!!

ah believe u!

Angelswt:
supported!

beauty +brain =mandibeauty

like for real you guys have said it all...for instance, I decided to register my presence in this thread because it was 'welcoming'...

sure dear!

there is no better place to be at this moment of anticipation!

mandibeauty:
Silence has a deep explanation in every situation but probably I need to get drunk and say dem after all. I kept pondering why such statement? I think because dey need to hash out their anger and frustration. But then, We r humans, not robots.We cant live like a recluse. If u talk to people u'll knw more about the kinds of people,u'll exchange information,learn a lot by interacting with people,knowingly or unkn ;Dowingly. Hw do we keep the trend running? for example, when criminals have been placed is solitary or when people who have been kidnapped and kept in total isolation. After some period of time, they usually suffer from some form of mental deterioration, including depression, hallucinations, breakdown or general ‘madness’. We do all this, in order to keep away from nysc wahala till we get valid info. I don't think you are more serious than any of us here.. As for the love affair, as one of us we say. "is it ur love affair "

for this writeup!

from page 300! we will inaugurate u as our next Queen!

nice one dear!

segunk1:
Hello ma'am, I guess u re a lady, You may be right but also pushing it d wrong way, u need not to criticize people on what so ever dey re doing here, its nothing serious as u can see, many people here re from different locations, even people around ur location sef u might not know them.
We just look for something to have fun with, I wish u were with us wen d thread started, though the early pages was boring n very dry, no one want to comment n no one has a solid info to provide so people hardly say anything n d thread keep going down day by day to d extent that we would have to go and bring it back from d 2nd page of the Nysc forum to d 1st page by just commenting anything in d thread just for it to stay on the front page of the nysc forum courtesy of these five big heads chriswazo, myself, bussieboi, bashnigga, philgbee (I just hope dey won't deal with me later)
But still didn't work well so we actually agreed on coming here to update d page at least everyday or two days n we also come together to have fun, capturing of some of d peeping members, calling on d ghost mode'ers, and also welcoming new guests n looking out for each other.

From d church thing to PH and GH thing now its d kingship/queenship of page 100 n 200 who. knows any of us might come up wit something funny n interesting tomorrow....

So we just see it as fun that's all no one takes anything too serious like that.
Even as at now I still Don't think anyone has a concrete info from nysc concerning us (17A) apart from the medical thing.
All the rest are just speculations and not cogent.
The federal government and nysc are not taking us too serious after spending 4years in the institution, some more dan 4 yrs n now we re done n dey won't just let us go but can give us excuses about insufficient fund blah blah blah, den why taking dem too serious
I see no reason why people shouldn't have fun here atleast we still share ideas n we also learn from it, so let d fun go on joor.

Don't worry wen nysc is serious about us n d time table for 17A comes out now, you ll see if people won't focus on why they are in the thread.

Good morning ma/sir.
Good morning everyone n happy weekend.

may God continue to enlarge ur coast!

nice one boss!

please ! this Is not a platform for begging!! everybody needs help! no b for here u go show am! if everybody wan start beg ehhh #ah no fit shout...

nairaland has a section for that! not here!
no derail our fun for us abeg!! na beg I dey beg! we get aim and objective for here!

cutestcuty84:
#guards,take care of this man

Queen! e never reach lyk that na!
am only trying to speak for my guy Knacker!
#no vex!

mandibeauty:
Congrats. If a queen must rule, there must be a king beside her.. What do you think

cutestcuty84 can't stay with a king oo!

or u will b hearing cases of 'King abuse'.

just leave only her lyk that!

cutestcuty84:
Hmmm what if I Dont GHLet's leave it like that cos that's the way I want to rule my kingdom,hehehe...Ermmm Knacker,I appoint you as the Queen's right hand man...Your duties are as follow:
1.Cleaning and washing of the thread every morning.
2.Jingling of the morning bell to wake all roomies.
3.Washing of the Queen's clothing's
4.Whenever light is not restored,you need to stand as the person to always fan the Queen,you know the Queen must not sweat.
5.Cleaning of the dishes of all roomies
6.Standing all through the day on the thread,no sitting man.
7.Finally,you shall serve the King when I finally get one.
And you shall get no pay for all ur services
So everyone,we have knacker on ground for now,always feel free to send him anywhere..

u wan turn Knacker to automatic servant!!

this gal reign as Queen!! segunk1 u sure say men to get mouth here!!

cutestcuty84:
wee you just be silent....Who know you as sweetheart before?Segunk1 come and see o

I know u are high on something!!

because this is not ur real eye!

Chriswazo:
, don't worry I will talk to her for u.

don't bother!
it will look as if am not competent!
I will do it my way!