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cum, na who dey kiss who for hia sef

@abbey
no shakement

@abbey

its my wi-fi connection o. . .i'm close to the ocean so it'll time-out for some minz

aww shit. . .darn it!

@by
i'd pardon u cuz you head'z as big a brt bus so it'll prolly take abt 10minz b4 u can digest anything and another 10 for reasoning and proly another 10 to post a comment!

why'd u diss fave team

teee hee hee

@ben
Apapa dur where i left it @ Snake island ryte now!!

@barby
i'm good gf, NL's becomin too urrgghh for me, dem super chickenz bleeped my wiken up, thank God i have arsenal!
How bori?

thiz iznt working. . .

@ben

Move that "BRT" head of urs let me greet my good people!

guud morning. . .

shift ur brt head make i see road joor

chicken shit!

rickie4us:
this is a man wooing his treasure , (the woman is also wooing the man's pot belly in return for all the goodies she gets from him)
these are the type of men you will find wooing ,
the regular guys are not so into it anymore ,

Gawd abeg o!!! I no fit laugh again o!rickie

@by
dem don joint u too

oya. . .all of una, carry waka

biola44:
lmao

seconded!!! LMYO!!

none of d above

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=290530.msg4466906#msg4466906 date=1251885104]yes u're right[/quote]meaning?

tytylayor:
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

coke-gasm

@ben
u don forget say na dollar sign i tattoo for my eyeballs. . .so no blame me o, na d ONLY fin i sabi b dat

@sudoku
werin be ur ish for me n ben marrer na?? abeg ben shift ur head make i flash sudoku head wit bottle

*picks a chilled gulder, drinks half d content to get enuf liver. . .slams d bottle on studio'z head&watches him pass-out*

@sylve
do u ALWAYS have to wake-up a confused person every day ??

@uju

yes. . .i fell from the sky & no i refuse to follow the thrend of men feel thet've become sooo wise they'd NOT wanna spend on they women. . .i guess my kind are only a handful. . .

aysometin:
Uju again!!

Yes o. . .she's ALWAYS startin somefin

@ben
if u wanna c me, like u did d lastyme. . .come dwn. . .creek rd, apapa
when ur there, let me know. . .

@clum
u want make i customize ur face for u abi

lonewolf:
Wooing ko, wooing ni.

A girl needs to get on her shit and have a lot to offer before I even consider some relationship tip. I mean, this is 2009.

someone's REALLY pissed. . . lmao!!

the pipple i greeted ave answered in the spirit. . .

don't need ur insect-infested mouths to respond!!

@clum
who dey go mesg for u b4?

@uju

I don't fink there's an either (except the guy's obviously not okay upstairs). . .when it comes to affection & gift, they're forever tied to eachother. . If i don't have the slightest bit of affection for you, why'd i in God's name wanna shower u wit gifts??

But then again, if it were to be a first-time affair (this is where most of us en tend to get it wrong), the impression we tend to give intending dates/girlfriends/future partners are that we can hold it down no matter the weather,

Left to me, i'd be my real self, so in case she decides to be my lady. . .it wouldn't come as a shock/fluke to her that ALL i did back then was just pretense to get her. . .

The society we live in today's one where money obviously comes first before anyother thing

Uju, I understand what you mean by the "treasure" . . .as it necessarily doesn't have to include the extravagant luxuries that our so-called young girls obviously lust for in a guy. . .

Thankfully, i got me a girl who's NOT really into that cash-for-hand, back-for-ground sorta thing *innit the language?*. . I could get her good stuff but then she'd refuse it all in the name of me wanting to impress her  

It's the 21st century and NO girl/woman/lady would wanna be in shackles forever. . .thats why we have young girls marrying men old enough to be their parents, prostitutes who want the "big life" the fast way, one-night standers (chop n clean mouth) etc. . .

But then there're the good ones, like mine. . .who OBVIOUSLY ain't all about the cash (even when i have enough to splash on her)

guud moaning. . . guud citizenry of neivaland!

dani y u confuse like dat?

@dani

u sef don dey do backyard runz. . .dis kidz neva seize to amaze me. . .anyways its d 21st century,anyfin goes!

@chi
u dey use jazz   , see as all d boyz/men dey fall under ur anointing sha!

@moyole
help me tell am. . .sharaaaap Dani!!

*re-configures baxi'z face*



there. . .now you're looking bed!

@baxi
bro wud u take it easy on d kid. . she's underaged!!
So stop your backyard scoping

@chi
why u tee heee heeeing?

this is serious!