₦airaland Forum

@mama-gee

dem no dey wear sunshade for night o

@boss

na my pole vaulting-like rod u call "small tin"

abi u nofa see am b4?

*walks up to chi-baby. . .stares deep in her hazel eyes*

Oya talk it again. . .? isi gini

But cum to fink of it,age na nurin but number!

@chi

*pulls romsky bla, ben's ear. . .sits em both down*

Right-click on ur desktop palasa/or laptop machine. . .na only God no d O.S u dey use

If u can't figure wut i mean. . .just use the help function on ur pc

@ben
i tot u were viewing my head in 3d??

@ben

i dey dat liverpool area dey chop fresh fish. . .u fit come meet me dia?? from dia we go my crib go bla bla small

@chi
u fink so??

@Ben n Co. . .

Change ur screen resolution. . duh!. . very soon u go begin see my head upside down!!

@studio
why'd u ask her such. . .cant u see she's underaged!!

@ben10
guy u nofa comot for apapa??

@awizl

carry go, u juz my turn out to be the type-a-guy she's (Uju) lookin for. . .dat iz if she hasn't found any already

All the best

How many girls in their RIGHT state of mind, would get their men a car(way too expensive except na sugar maale), perfumes, undiez n all that stuff moz guys do to their girls?

The ONLY thingy they could possible offer  their "P" will also have to be bought wif our ching-ching, so what gives?. . .

Again i ask. . .Why'd i wanna invest my life's saving on SOME girl when i could   ?

dani nwanne. . ke nke ne me?

God'z already answered tht prayer months back

no. . . its higgghhhhhh!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

romsky:
clumsy, u no see d pix
venom y d xcess papers & nose covering

i was ONLY there for a day. . .no b my office o. . .na d lady wey dey next to me fart. . .so i juz code like say catarrh dey disturb me

@clum
ur wrong bro

lmao @ben n clum

@rom
nope. . .i no be store-keeper

is this a joke??

sharup yua math!!

@ben
to fink i thot i no u. . .

@chi
taz gud 2 knw. . have fun

@abbey

dong that lyte now!!

@chi
i juz got one me eyeballz. .so they'll b dat way for abt 5 mins

we'z good. . .u?

@clumsy
bed boy!!

@ben
get ur tattooed eyes off my profile picture b4 i remove em
AND i don't have front tits. . .or wuraeve u call em!!

wurrabt me

how cum no one seems to notice my ugly butt . . . .

Ben20001:

why d long face. . .granny ben??

lol

wurizgwan?

@tyty
what am i intruding??

@abby
ur loff dey scope woman for ur presence. . .na wa o!

aha! d olori-somefin has landed

@aby.
im good. . juz layed of NL a bit. . missed ya! hows work?

@tyty
i go lipot u to kirive, by-dot. . .i rest my case!

??

what r the both of u planning tiz evening??