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Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday I-b-boy by v3: 9:58am On Aug 19, 2009

romade:
na pikin wey stretch hand mama go carry

so you're a kipinz after all!! grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by v3(op): 9:37am On Aug 19, 2009

errm, sorry guys, there's gotta be SOME lady up in here thats got ur attention!!!

Ok here's my list. . .though some differ, but let's take our pick from these ladies

SWEETLIET
ABBEY-CITY
MOYOLA
PATWHIZKID
NIKE4LUV
CHIOGO
GENTLELADY
ABBYGAL

Pardon me if your "supposed" fave chic/lady ain't on that list, i can't obviously remember em all but please ADD her screen-name and state your reasons as to why you like her

Happy posting!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 9:35am On Aug 19, 2009

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=308776.msg4375676#msg4375676 date=1250615644]venom>> na only smal time remain for u[/quote]and who b u huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Play-off: Celtic(0) vs Arsenal(2) on Tues 18th August by v3: 9:34am On Aug 19, 2009

AGAIN, we've set another record!! Not the most impressive game i've seen my beloved team play but i must confess the bookers were smacked hard with this one

It took us some good measure of time before we settled down and once THAT happened!! Fab (God i love this boy),Denilson (errm, midfield marshall), Song (hmm,don't see y i need a viera when i have him) all jelled and the passes started coming in.

For me, our attack NEVER posed any serious threat as the key battle was done in the midfield!! Van Persie and Arshavin were struggling to connect, Bendtner (had a decent game)

There's Vermaelen, he had a decent game!! Wenger gaying him ALDREADY!!! lmyo!!

Gallas for me ruined one of the best goals of the night (the waka-pass goal) that coulda been scored by Fabrepass!! Cum i no no say Fab sabi play short like that o!!! Impressive

I saw clips on their training on Arsenal TV and that free-kick was rehearsed during their training!! LMYO!!

All in All. . . It was a good result and we're half-way through

Gunners 4 life!!

Jokes Etc › Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by v3(op): 5:32pm On Aug 18, 2009

This is a response to a thread i saw about Ladies picking them fave NL dudes

So guys, please be generous in your selection and as there's NO room for more then 2 ladies/women to each guy!!! angry

La Selecao beginz!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Dani And Sons Off To Watch A Movie. . . by v3: 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2009

twa na nananananannananannananna tee hee hee grin

for DAT small place huh

@kerewa
u try o, u really wan expose dani by all means!! nice shot though

Forum Games › Re: What Type Of Animal Does The Nairalander Above You Represent And Why? by v3: 5:14pm On Aug 18, 2009

king kong

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 5:02pm On Aug 18, 2009

*lays romade down on the hospital bed, calls sweetliet over to say her last words. . .she laughs her butt off and walks away*

romade, how do u want this,the "quick n easy way" or the "long and painful way"??

Any last words??

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:55pm On Aug 18, 2009

@romeo
no b u tish me?? grin

@ben10
liff am, i go pass live-trafik for him body nao

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:49pm On Aug 18, 2009

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308776.msg4375003#msg4375003 date=1250610104]Which kain thing b dis huh

[/quote]ah ahn!! no u n him dey "yori yori" up n down?? paper muscle guy?? I'm flabberwhelmed!! shocked

@romade
the enemy of my enemy is my best friend huh

so that shud make us un-conjoined bestest friends

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:35pm On Aug 18, 2009

romade:
tu mush talk on no fact

*smacks romade with a baseball bat, carries his numb body and tosses it over the 3rd mainland bridge* wit lysaa and sweetliet cheering on
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:28pm On Aug 18, 2009

@romade
INFS o. . .Na Davidoff'z "Coolwater" i dey wear-on me o. . .

But @ thy request, no lele

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:22pm On Aug 18, 2009

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308776.msg4374818#msg4374818 date=1250608839] embarassed

[/quote]byebye dot no dey huh

@romiwa
no lele,i don dey house sef

@lysaa

yea i remember,d 1 wif dat "kid" doctor in it,ryte??

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 4:07pm On Aug 18, 2009

romade:
see backyard flirting

i seriously don't undie u romiwa?? I'm happily lipsrsealed

so explain pls

@lysaa
u dnt have to. . .a lil'necking would do

@romiwa
which 1 b "scrub" series??

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2009

lysaa:
a kick on the butt is not far away from a pat on the back

awww c'mon lysaaaaaa. . .a kick on the butt?? fidi gwan??

a pat's mur like it for me being a caring gentleman even wen d temptation was strongest!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 3:49pm On Aug 18, 2009

lysaa:
erm, did v3nom say something? oh ok, he didn't.

how'd u hear/see what i said/typed huh

You're on E!

I juz toook u to my room and u passed-out, bathe u, cleaned u up,tucked u in. . .and left, i'm sitting in the living room. . watching Uncle Ben change into aliens and kick butt (Ben 10)

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2009

romade:
lysaa he was released today family claimed that though he was famous he had no money as we all assume

But papers are saying a ransom of about 10million was paid to his kidnapperz. .It was EVEN posted on here dis morning

@lysaa

U're high, no wahala. . . oya cum in2 my room. . .for some swanky bla bla bla

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by v3: 3:06pm On Aug 18, 2009

romade:
him nose dey make pikins obey
him eye dey make wives call dem husbands my lord
him chest dey giv husbands nytmare
him legs dey make warriors tremble
so wetin young me go come do

rommeow!!! tiz gay. . . *passes out*

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 3:06pm On Aug 18, 2009

I no wan laff abeg

angry

Don't let me cum down on you. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: My Book Of Bible Story by v3: 3:02pm On Aug 18, 2009

INFL. . .9ice jokes rommiwa!! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 2:53pm On Aug 18, 2009

@ben

i no dey apapa, i dey inside car for vi, d trafik na die!!!

@lysaa

wat r u on abt?? Abi u don turn pastorlette for bar beach huh

I dey suspect say na u be dat fine celestial chic wey i dey ALWAYS see for bar beach with dreads!!

And who's the "US" you're talking about!!! Abeg o, i no fit use my pimpimpim do roasted plantain o!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 2:48pm On Aug 18, 2009

@lysaa

den take stick wipe my head, so i blackd-out wey dem dey share d money, na him (edochie) wake me up with him *incantation* o!! Na kolanut me and am chop o!! b4 dem come carry am.

Thank Baba G say him no publicise my name!! him say na me help am. . .i don be cullent sampiyon home and away!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 2:25pm On Aug 18, 2009

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 2:13pm On Aug 18, 2009

@lysaa

Yes we don welease am. . .after being fo flabberwhelmed and overgasted with his proverbs,luckily d guy was nice enough to pray for us sha

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 1:50pm On Aug 18, 2009

norin wey i no go see hia, even small pikinz dem wey neva grow hair don dey kiss kiss for my presence!!!

angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 1:31pm On Aug 17, 2009

errm, mister y d frown??

angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by v3: 9:38am On Aug 17, 2009

Anyone got word on the Celtic team, injuries. . .n all?? undecided

Not that i'm worried though cuz those guya play football like they've got some iron bars for bones!! Make dem no wounjure my eduardo tomorrow o!! embarassed

I'd also love to see the combination of Wilshere and Fab, lovely!! that kid's promising talent!! reminds me of the young Fab!!

Umm. . .The 4-5-1 formation is a nice adoption for me, only if denilson doesn't stray too far from the midfield!! Song's been good so far, he's coming around!!

Ermm, again the question lies with our defense. . . Gallas (easy to beat on ground), I want Djourou to step up and challenge for THAT position, cuz i saw him in pre-season with vermaelen and they really jelled!!!

My prediction for tomorrow

3-0 (RVP,Eduardo & Arsassin)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by v3: 9:22am On Aug 17, 2009

HNIC:
Ok to end all this arguement. . . . . .
Thanks, Mr Emmanuel Sheyi Adebayor for the 3 and a 1/2 season of your football career that you gave us at Arsenal.
Thanks Especially for that goal you scored against the OBERTANS at Old Toilet in the 06/07 season and
the numerous goals you scored against the Spuds
How about the goal of the season in the 07/08 season against the southern scums?
The commentator shouted'ADDDEEEBBBAYOOOUR'. . . briliant!!!
Thanks for the Makossa dances also. . . (my small cousin does that after he scores a goal)
Lastly, thanks also for the one on one misses also, for many of us, when we see u all alone with the Goalie, we close our eyes and when we open it, it's a goalkick. LMYO, bloody true!!!
Once, at the Reebok, u dribbled Jaaskelainen and with the goal gaping, u hit the post!!!! I peeed on my pants wen he didnt score that!!
Anyways, your heart was no longer with us, u flirted with Barca and Milan, but ended up with Man citeh
I have said this earlier.
When Citeh plays the Obertans,Turnbulls and the Spuds, I will be right behind you to score against them,
but of course, you will fire blanks whenever you meet the Arsenal.
One good advice for Sheyi though,
Get a good PR person to take you through handling interviews with the Press and general speech making
lastly, Shut UP about anything relating to the Arsenal and concentrate on your Citeh career

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by v3: 9:10am On Aug 17, 2009

Wurragwan peepz. . .

The match against the Celts. . ONLY 24 hrs away and seriously we need to wake up from our 6-1 thrashin of everton and get back to the business of fucking up celtic (away). . .

It's a close call considering the fact that Celtic are known for the home form rather than away. . .Just wanna hear ur thotz. . .

Happy posting

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by v3: 9:57am On Aug 16, 2009

It's way too early to judge arsenal, but seeing em take down everton in stylee. . . was SIMPLY breathtaking. Before the match, i'd ALMOST passed out on remembering what last season was like against everton, but after a sloppy start, the triad (Denilson, Fab n Song) all jelled and shit started to happen

Denilson & Song for me have really come thru the ranks and it's high time i feel SONG stamps his authority for that DM role, cuz i think denilson was caught napping for most periods of the 1st half. . .

Again, Bendtner. . . tongue

Hmm, no comments, he's role in the first two goals were fair enough, seems to me he's better off playing as an AM-R than getting the strikers role

It was great to me Vermaelen grab a goal on his Prem Debut, seems the team's unison's on target but yet again we STILL need some STEEL in our defensive positionz cuz Gallas seems to be chasing ghosts when he's caught off guard!!

Fabre-pass. . .If i were Wenger, i'd slap a price tag of 60million pounds instead of the 45 on his head. . .His goal was a fitting tribute to Jarque!! tongue

I'm still in dreamland. . .lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! by v3(op): 12:44pm On Aug 14, 2009

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308776.msg4350472#msg4350472 date=1250249835]ok wait mak i go call am 4u **shouting by! by.dot!! by.dot!!! by.dot!!! by darling!!!!!***[/quote]how about that huh

"bye darling" N "Helllooooooo & welcome v3nom"

tee hee hee

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