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NA WA 4 U o by.dot

how u go see one freaky site like dat,u come dey form. . .van danme??

Panic go grip u for prick, na emergency piss u go dey piss for body!!!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308776.msg4350328#msg4350328 date=1250248199]by d tym by.dot finish wit u hmmmm i pity u

He dey my yansh [/quote]him can fit try

i no fit chout!!! . . i go juz faint ni!!

@rom

U have sweetliet already, be a good diplomat and allow me enjoy wit abbey!!! abegi na!!

@abbey
howdy?

romade:
go work under her till day break  male ashewo

no na. . .na ontop am i go work!!. . lol

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=308776.msg4346718#msg4346718 date=1250179320]na so so pass pass u go dey pass, as u no kuku get work, u bera com hia mak i find u one wrk wey u go do till day go break [/quote]e be like say i go like d job. . . , i'll tender my application soonest!

*passing*

i wud jump up and down, scream, rant n rave. . .then act anoda nollywood drama!! by fainting!!!

But wait o. . .

What if a cute lady's blowing u. . *BJ* and then suffers a fit, locks her jaw on ur manhood. . .werin u go do??

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=308776.msg4346494#msg4346494 date=1250177925]hehhe, small pickin shout up o [/quote]shout up or shut up. . .which 1 u prefer??

chic2pimp:
make una leave the champions in waiting alone jare

Portsmouth no get "mouth" were arsenal dey. . .so are the afore-mentioned clubz. . .

romade:
a request that was instantly turned down crookedly

would u let her spik. . . son!!!

sweetliet:
vemo i  might consider u but on one condition.

give me ur ATM CARD and d pin nos now and get a change to get down with me

kk. . .how do u want it via, redtooth (linux), courier (redex), email (Yahoo Yahoo). . .??

U shud apply for a role in "Desperate Chicz -Season 1" on NL. . .coming soon

On the everton line up. . .

Yakubu won't be starting, so will lescott and prolly phil jagielka. . .

Hmm. . .arteta, hope he picks an injury before d match!!

so it's most likely a 2-0 win for arsenal on saturday

@kray

yes he'll play a major role in arsenal's starting 11 this season. . .just hope his body catches up with his mind, cuz dat kid is pure talent

*me finks i juz blurted out somethng*

yes romeo. . .sweetliet likes my willidingo

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=308776.msg4345942#msg4345942 date=1250174631]*on my way out*[/quote]kk. . be good

@rom

yes dear, i juz whackd u on the head. . .so you're meant to "vamoose". . .

*looks both ways. . .* and *wacks romade wit a fly-swat on the head*

@sweety mi

i can't fit deny my lurf fi u dear. . .
u no say na only u sabi handle my willidingo wella

naaaaaa na nanananananananananana lmyo

dear oh dear. . .clumsy na b dis. . . 

incredible:


if i were the female soldier, i wouldnt waste time in bringing out my spray gun and finish him once and for all.

errm, whats a spray gun??, cuz THAT "spray gun" has got me laughin my butt off!!!

P.S : It's pepper spray!!! duh!

clemcykul:
which chi-baby? hope its not the one carrying my child . , . . , . . . ,

errrm, mister. . .wht r u on abt

y would i choose catapult as my screenname
some peepz sef!!!

@lysaa

i've missed u IG. . .

@frownliet
what r u on abt. . .3-in-1 vampy. .

@rom
i want my chi-baby back!!

mykali:
u must know me from somewhere.

sure do!!!

@mikano

Ur worst nightmare

see mon sucre sweetliet is frownlet @ me. . .

Na so u loff me reach, u wan make i enter brt lane?? . . .

If i'm maga, then werin u be magaress!!!


@abbey
i'm not wearing my "frownies" today. . .i'm ok gf

sweetliet:
back to u vomit!!!!!!!!!!!!

will u park ur "oganigwe" chest one side make i see road. . .

@ben

Already left creek road in the morning. . .I'm on my way home now

romade:
may ya loading neva complete dented head lyk u

mo ye l'oruko Jesu!!!!!

sweetliet boobs dey like "fly swatter". . .

@abby
why u wan give clem "our" kobontin

@asho-ebi
howdy gf!!!

Benny. . .U've forgotten ur "anger-managent" pills yet again!!!

Cum on in rite dis minute to my office so we can begin treating you. . .

@sweetliet. . .

Leave benny the Bleep alone. . . b!#c$!!!

yes her name's chi-baby (named after one NL babe)

i suppose carry AK-pumpin cum ya house dat day. . .

But all the same, my bitch is happy wit u. . .she loff u well well,i'd be more than happy to unite the both of u!!!

Where's Pst. Ben!!!?!!! and Altar boy Clumsicle!!!

A man was surprised to find his bitch(female dog) pregnant, since it'd been almost 7 years the bitch last dropped pups!!. . .

One morning he walks up to the dog and asks
Man : Chi tell me, who's responsible for this pregnancy. . .??
Bitch: (remains silent) but whinz slowly. .
Man : I repeat!!! Who the Bleep is responsible for this!!!?!!! (Holds up a stick to beat the bitch)
Bitch : Rom!! Rom!!! Rom!!! (the bitch slowly barks)
Man : Isi gini. . .Rom?? (with a bemused look on his face)

The bitch grabs the mans pants, walks him opposite the street, to a shack

Man : What are we doing here, chi??
Bitch : Rom! Rom!!
Man : What are u on about, stupid bitch!! (the man yells)

Just then, a man steps out. . .
Man : Excuse me sir, my dog just walked me to ur door. . don't av a clue what she's on about cuz she's pregnant!!
Bitch : Rom! Rom!! she barks out loud (wagging her tail)
Man 2: Ah. . .Chibaby!! (Rom smiles)
Man : Oh no!!. . Don't tell me you're responsible for (looking dazed, he passes out!!)

To be continued!!