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and who says there aren't some "lov-birds" here on NL

mine's red. . . .somewhat blue&golden yellow in the middle. . ,


FIRE!!!

@topic

remind's me of my own wedding. . .was too shy to plant one on my white wife, but i'm glad everything went well after, the sex is crazy and everything's good!!

i'm happy for the lucky bobo jare. . .just have enuf "oroki" and "s/stout" ready to fire her engine to no-man's land!!!

sylve11:
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good afternoon every one

yes my son good evnin jare

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=305106.msg4327193#msg4327193 date=1249906819]ok sir i've removed it [/quote]kaa re omo to dun!!

buahahahahhatawtaatwtatatatatatattatatatatatat!!!!

PeeJee:
Baby can I love you?

Joke of the century!!

@sweetymi

God dey jare. . .

i wasn't surprised when i found my name "customer care" on her phone. . .that seems to be the most popular name around now!!

She'll be shocked when she finds out what i stored her's as!!

sleeping like a log while i find her center of gravity for her. . . Lawd that's SOOOOOOO annoying!!!

nagging&whinning over something that's uncalled for. . .

talkative. . .this one pisses me off the no-man's land!!!

I could go on n on. . .don't wanna be summoned

ibkaye:
@AMAKA
Dear, I'd advise you to just ignore the akigbemaru guy, don't reply to any of his posts henceforth and go on with your business, God bless

in fact u deserve to be smooched n kiss. . .

@amaka
cool it will u!!!

@akimaru
you're one f*!@@ up wuss. . .who juz doesn't know when to shut up!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=305106.msg4326210#msg4326210 date=1249896946]Morningsss every boryssss in d housessss [/quote]remove that tattoo from ur eyes jooor. . . mornen ti u 2

sexyLeamon:
@ v3 what about these: funny but cute

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!. . . errm, OLD!!

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by
the way what's ur name?. . .I SHUD shoot u for dis 1, no girl would wanna fall 4 DAT!!!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. . .Na lekpa she be??

Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again. . .FUNNY

. is ur nickname summer ? cuz u r hot . .*Undecided*

Don't you know me from somewhere? . . *hot slaps**this is touching , if only she has a crib*

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. . . *9ice*

Is it hot in here or is it you?

As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! *blank bullets*

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *she'll say "sure as long as u dont jerk off too" *

P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate them

As long i can use em on u. . .we're good

@akimaru. . .

will u bloody cool it b4 u get banned AGAIN

She says she's NOT ikeyman. . .do u wanna force it down her throat free d girl abeg!!!

And pls. . .no tribalistic shit up in here,there's loads-a-threads for that. . . this thread is STRICTLY for "koko mansion". . .

*hisses and farts loudly*. . .

romade:
hi i luv ur attire, mind introducing me to ur tailor  

that was in the 60's romeo!!

Mivoh:
[color=#ff0080]How about this one:

Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room

If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck  [/color]

you're a girl. . darn it!!!. . .but i don't mind using those lines on u!!

@amaka. .

no one's tryin  to start ANYTHING up in here, so pls quit the brashin. . .you too fyne for dat shit. . .

Let's NOT derail the thread or i'll be forced to kick someone's butt!! this thread is dedicated to "koko mansion" and NOT some tribalist,sentimental nuttheads. . .

sexyLeamon:
bad line guys

Ok. . .here's another, "Hey there, i've ONLY got 60secs to spend an eternity with you"

hey there my sexybutt

akigbemaru:
No Yoruba would ever be jealous of Igbo, we made Igbos what they are today, except you will keep on with your jealous on us.
Yorubas great ancestors had been urbanized 2000 BC.
1) Many of your troglodyte Igbo people back then lived on hills and caves. We did show them the taste of urbanity.
2) They didn't have clothes; we did sow "Aso Oke" for them to wear while they roamed around.
3) They couldn't speak just like monkey in the jungle, we did write language for them to speak. Now, Igbo people say Yoruba copied them.
Let me tell you from the history, the whole language you speak before modernity was so similar to that of our monkeys in Idanre hills, which says "Amu Amu Amu". That is why after we helped you formulate your language you still make use of that "amu". That where you get Amunike, Amuchukwu, Amueze, Amuani, Amuocha, Amuachi and other Amu amu type of shits.
Reply back and let me show the link on the internet.

No wonder, just because you would have to pass through Ekiti first if you are coming to SW, they killed and ate all our Idanre monkeys. Before Igbo, our Idanre monkeys are 1,000,000 super-strong, now if you go to Idanre, you will be surprised to find zero monkey.
Do you mean what you have just said?
No Christian Yoruba will deny that he or she didn't have at least one or two Yoruba Muslims in their family. It's you Igbo people that always cry to the whole world on "YOUTUBE" that because you are predominantly Christians, Nigerian people of Hausa and Yoruba want to raze you like Germans did to Jews.

So, I am glad when you said you just got off from Youtube, I won't respond back to your comments on YOUTUBE; because the whole world is watching. If you try it on NL that's where you will face my wrath. I don't care if you curse Hausas, I'm more of Yoruba allegiance first before anything in Nigeria. Yorubas are too friendly and accommodating, we need to seek cushion. If you asked why I said my allegiance to Yoruba first, I would tell you more than 30 Biafrans have said it to my ears before, then I like that too.

You always yell that Hausas are less educated and now you want to become Muslim. If you want me to believe you, say something in Arabic and put curse on your people if they refused to accept Islam or Sharia law in East. Then, it's so easy for Hausa to spread sharia to your backyard, because they own 5/6 of the whole eastern land mass.

you're the most stupid SOB i've EVER come across in my entire life. . .wtf is wrong wit ur brain?? R u hard-wired??

stupid mofo

THE AMAKA:
very very true!!!

she is the most talked about and famous kokolete of them all.

hmm nollywood might start calling her up to do those pigin english movies with john okafor aka mr. ibu!!!

Insult!!! LMSYO!!! tat wasn't fair girl!!. . .she's biutiful and i'd love to date her if giving the chance, we juz have to work a way around her bombshells, taz all

she would be great in those kind of comedy movies. hahahaha lol

but yeah dbanj ideal woman was bola.

but what a waste of money and texts on rita if the producers knew she wasnt going to be the ideal girl from day one. they just wanted to keep her around to make all the money she was bringing in. lol

Juz my 2 cents  

kk. . .you're 1 cute naija babe/sistah. . .whats a brother gotta do fi u??

Tru. .rita deserve the be the "kokoletta". . .i ALWAYS got a kick from watching her do her thang in the house, most times bola bored d shit outta me wit her "over-pompous" self and the way i see it, the organisers wanted someone who could match dbanj's taste, handle the paparazzi (grammar-wise) n all. . and that's where bola came in. .

No offense to rita though, but she's gotten the exposure ALREADY, let her move-on, maybe this was just a stepping stone in the right direction!!!

NOW, why would i wanna go to a "miami" beach in "london". . ??

I do feel for rita cuz she did deserve to be the winner, i mean. . c'mon, the girl no sabi spik ingrish but u gotta give it to her, she did ENTERTAIN the entertainer and we the audience with her cheek-smacking grammar. . .Got this weird feelin the show was rigged!!!

@theamaka. . .

U're one fyne kokoloette!!

Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse

NL LWKMD. . .*farts loudly*

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=305106.msg4314456#msg4314456 date=1249643922] [/quote]werin do u?? sweety mi

PEOPLE. . .hold ur horses!!!

I'd save sexy ANYDAY. . .ANYTIME!!

@taxidriver
if u noticed i said

v3nom4eva:


Sings *happi burtday to you*. . . . .

and NOT happy bday to "ME" like you're finkin

My friend, will u park ur subaru well and remove that tattoo from ur eyes b4 u post!!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=305106.msg4308170#msg4308170 date=1249552497]Morning everybodyssss in d housessssssssss [/quote]afternoon dearie