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oH bOy! ThIs ScHoOl FiNe PaSs My ScHoOl oOo

hAtErS rOoM, aBeG mAkE yOu Na LeAvE aM oOoO, wIa UnA dEy WhEn ThE bOy DeY sOaK gArRi? hAtErZ

sHe NeEd WoRk MoRe On HeR kIsSmAtIc StRaTeGy, WhO kNoWs WhY tHe PoOr JoHn Is RuNnInG foR cOver,

As we sail through life and it's mysteries, one is faced with every challenges of what life has to offer. What am trying to draw out is what are the critera is set to know who truly is your soulmate. As the Naija trend is now, we seem to have different types of ladies now from the chewing gum to the amana (his room has AC), Please roomies, how do you know her /her true intentions,

mInE sHoUlD jUsT bE aS hApLeSs As PoSsIbLe WhEn WhEn YoU aRe PoStEd To ZaMfArA hAd To KeEp My HaRd EaRnEd DiCk FrOm BeInG pLUcKeD oFf  

wIa YoU nA lEaVe "MaLiZiA" oR "tOnY mOnTaNa"? tHe ChIcK tAkE oFf WhEn ShE sNuFf Me

sEe ReAsOnS wHy IgBoS rEeK oF pUtRiD fIsH, eVeR bEeN tO oNiShA?

Nice one finally the principals can have a share of their own national 'looted' caking session in a good way

All you junk heads using the free internet session at your various offices to pillory the uniqueness of Buhari should better go and have your head reshaped by Uncle Dani the barber downside of Apongbon. Useless apes, and if you check them out most of these pillocks live on a Dollar per day and all you are ever good for is to be used by these mad rippers all in the name of politicians

wHo ElSe BuT mE tHAtS tHe AsO rOcK cOnNeXiOn, EvEn If YoU aRe UgLy, ThE jOy BeInG tHeRe WiLl TrAnSfOrM yOu.

mE aNd My 'bOiLeD' wAtEr 100% InFeCtIoN fReE

I Go Laugh Part (1) Go grab ya copy now , Shebi na still dock, part 2 go be professor wey she go bag for another glorified secondary uni, oopps secondary school. I laff my heart

I Go Laugh Part (1) Go grab ya copy now , Shebi na still dock, part 2 go be professor wey she go bag for another glorified secondary uni, oopps secondary school. I laff my heart

Let's go dancing hooo la la la, holiday my foot, na boliday dye. Guess what?   There is holiday 

sEe HiN hEaD lIkE sEcOnD tErM. mAkE yOu Na AlL gO bUy NeW gEnErAtOr

Is this a toms or a Naija use? Whats your last offer? Do you have the 2001 Toyota Camry?

It sure has a good outstanding a mana, But just remember to wind down when it is operating in go slow be sure to enjoy it.

dEcLaRe YoUr AsSeT bEfOrE mAy 29tH cOs BuHaRi wIlL pRoBe YoU aFtEr He TaKeS oVeR cOmE mAy 29tH. yOu ThInK wE aRe AlL mUfUtAu JaMiU?

Whenever GEJ talks on tv, my tummy churns a melodramatic collywobbles. He is a quack comedian who has nothing but empty fantasies for Nigerians. He will still tell Nigerians he will give all jobless youths free Toyota Camry 2014 edition. Rogue of a cabal. Buhari/Bakare for Aso Rock