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strangest:
HIM: Which phone are you using?


ME: NOTHING


HIM: It's okay, I'll buy you a phone tomorrow


ME: No need I already have a phone...


HIM: I thought you said NOTHING...


ME: Yes, that's the phone name, NOTHING

I love the design of Nothing. How you would you rate Nothing? Thinking of buying Nothing for a friend?

esnbrutality:
A south African owns Twitter.

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

It took you overnight to come back with this pathetic attempt at a comeback?. Does Nairaland belong to Elon Musk? Bet you can taste massa’s shoe polish

esnbrutality:
Elon MUSK ,..a South African OWNs TWITTER or X. Why are you there?

Are you thick or slow? Or in your frenzied eagerness to start your typical tap dancing for your white massa , you forgot where you are? Or you just haven't take your meds tonight. Oga face front.

BlackViper:
Didn't Nigeria deport 2 million Ghanaians in the early 1980s?

Look who the cat dragged in.

IronGalaxy:
Yes, facts dont care about your feelings. Glad you caught on..

It’s way past your bedtime. Does your owner know you’re are online?

Also wait for me whilst I go get some crayons for you to draw or scrawl, judging by your IQ it will be the latter.

IronGalaxy:
Migration is one thing.. illegal unchecked mass migration another.. A grown man not understanding this distinction is not my problem..you're too entitled to people's countries.. stay put and make Nigeria work

Facts don't care about your feelings either. In other news, why are you here?

IronGalaxy:
Lol Jesus.. it pretty clear I did that to avoid being banned.. duh

Oga, take the Ls quietly and expeditiously

IronGalaxy:
Low eye queue stuff.

This clearly shows you never saw the four walls of any classroom. You cant even spell correctly. It is low IQ

IronGalaxy:
The whole Africa must learn that laws are respected.. you don't flock countries like you're going to a disco.. youre not victims

Migration is a historical fact. Take your pathetic and weak argument elsewhere. You guys are like the kid with lice on the playground, no one wants to play with you

Don’t forget anyone whose seed touches the ground deserves to be stoned to death too. So “pull out game” and “ self-service “ stars are included.

Una no dey tire for all these low vibrational posts in the name of content farming?! He said she said, when they were making the baby did they ask for your advice?

Angelfrost:
Who can or will advise him?!!

Asslickers like Bwala, Reno, Onanuga, etc?!!

People that clap even when he farts just to collect crumbs from his table.

These people have absolutely no regard for Nigerians.

This shows that they have fully decided to rig themselves back into office, and they know Nigerians will rather bicker among themselves than challenge them by shutting down the nation in protests like other nations.

I agree with your points. No argument there.

Angelfrost:
Your enemies?!!

Your enemies are in charge of all SECURITY sectors and commander in chief of the armed forces?!!

I still remember you asking Jonathan to resign... That the buck stopped at his desk.

Even via rigging, this man seriously has no business getting reelected next year...Tbh.

Who is advising him? Like I am really appalled by his statement

Who are these enemies contributing to the insecurity plaguing our nation? It shouldnt be all about you Presido. Who are these people? Are they spirits? E neva reach bundle all of dem and their enablers? Are they bigger than all the Nigerians who are suffering? Na so UAE deport the financiers of terrorism back to Nigeria? Where are they now? Abeg the buck stops with you.

muyico:
Bandits and Boko haram don enter western world!
Nah God saved Trump last week

You dey here dey thank God for person when no even send you? But he couldnt save the Christians in your own country? Receive sense abeg.

elevated2:
You know em woke peeps na

I am aware of injustices and discrimination and I refuse to be asleep. That’s woke. Some you keep believing and bootlicking your massas. They turned a black word to enlighten us into a pejorative one.

Bendeco02:
All these European countries forming woke and libral will learn in a hard way.

Abeg define Woke? The way you lot dog whistle here I wasn't aware we had a black chapter of the KKK or Republican Party in Nigeria😂.

mayor1814:
These are the terrorists in d name of multiculturalism and diversity that weak starmer is condoning and allowing into d UK... Wo starmer and UK will learn d hard way if them mumu multiculturalism and diversity BLA BLA BLA keeps going on

You guys just open your mouths and talk without thinking. The authorities haven’t even concluded their investigations and you are here already cho cho cho. Abeg critical thinking is not the dark arts. Stop spewing MAGA score points here.

Stephen0mozzy:
Dem supposed dey screen all these content creators before paying them for likes and engagement - see wetin adult dey talk for camera.

You are so right. I don't even bother listening to all this low vibrational content. I just skim past and move on to other important topics. Sometimes I read the subsequent comments for entertainment. It is so idiotic. People need to realise your attention is being sold.

The death of critical thinking is clear before our very eyes. Every idiot with a mic and ring light is an intellectual. Imagine asking if this heinous act is right or wrong. Stop giving these oxygen thieves publicity or attention.

JuanDeDios:
Say there is no class action. Can't the police arrest her and prosecute her if they can find the electronic trails and one or two people who sent her money and are willing to testify?

In my opinion, there is enough evidence to arrest and charge to court for fraud and malicious communications or cyber crime ( a misnomer I hate but fits the bill here). I will also request a remand until the hearing due to a number of factors. I find what she has done reprehensible and as someone whose mum died of Stage 4 Non Hodgkins Lymphoma.

We need to stop giving these airheads publicity or attention.

MrDoGood:
Resisting arrest could lead to unnecessary injuries. Just follow them calmly and everything can be explained once you all get there.

This is hilarious

Kingsland24:
Fighting a Police officer during arrest? Your express way to prison, avoid it whether he is on illegal duty or not.

Many people believe that arguing, resisting, fighting a police officer or destroying evidence can provide a quick escape from a police encounter.

In reality, these reactive behaviors often create new, independent offenses that are far more difficult to defend than the original allegation.

Whether a police officer is arresting you illegally or you have not committed any offence, please avoid struggling or engaging a police officer in a fight.

The worst is tearing or injuring a police officer especially one in uniform, you have not only assaulted the individual, but you have also assaulted the president and the constitution, in whose authority the officer is acting on.

Some officers attitude can sometimes be annoying, but you cannot use impunity to correct impunity.

Now, for you not to fall a victim, during police arrest, do the following:

1. Do not attempt to struggle or run away when officers come for you. Even if you are arrested unjustly, you will be released without any money paid so long as you know your rights.

2. Remain calm. Cooperation in the moment is not an admission of guilt; it is a tactical move to ensure your safety and preserve your legal options.

2. Spoliation (Destroying or Concealing Evidence)
In a moment of fear, individuals may attempt to smash phones, delete messages, or discard items. Please do not do any of such

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse.

A police officer “must”execute his duties and powers of his office “lawfully”. Also where does it state arguing with a police officer is an offence.

As far as I am concerned I will continue challenging common police actions or practices with fall foul of the constitution and human rights.

Let me ask you this, how many officers actually understand their legal powers and duties?

Also Nigerians who are unlawfully arrested must be compensated but is this routinely done?

How many complaints against officers are upheld?

All I see are a bunch of ragtag misfits who beat or torture and arbitrarily arrest Nigerians in lieu and you come here to ask Nigerians to comply like sheep.

As someone with nearly two decades of law enforcement in saner climes as we call it, posts such as yours absolutely piss me off. The Nigerian Police are a menace and we are rated one of the worst police forces in the world.

The NPF need to do a lot more to earn the trust of Nigerians and they must understand they are accountable for actions or inactions not spouting half truths on social media.

Only peaceful terrorist is a dead one. Hellfire missiles for all of them 😆

madridguy:
He will get another home later. The most important thing is that he is alive to witness the downfall of the aggressors.

Long life Ali Khamenei.

This comment did not age well at all.

amstamon:
So also majek fashek. I think it's Only the young and gen-z in nigeria that doesn't know how big majek fashek was during his time. Maybe bigger than fela then.
Fact!

This comment is laughable. How many albums does Majek Fashek have? Name 5 popular songs of his?

Rindo69:
Strangely, not government has been able to replicate this since 1977...rather they allocate land to "estate developers" to build unaffordable mansions!

FESTAC was beautiful. I lived there from 84 to 99. In 1984 , on 23 road, the bungalows were unfenced...we weren't animals living in cages...parks, good roads...by the mid 90s the rot began. People bought up fields and green areas and started building mansions. People started fencing their individual houses, by 99...it was a mess. I havent been there ever since and can imagine how ot looks now

Went there last year, you go weep. All the families and friends including neighbours have moved out and sold their properties. Na shops, car sellers and illegal structures full everywhere. The roads are terrible and filled with craters not potholes. The large gutters along 2nd Avenue and 32 Road have been overtaken by weeds and muck. When it rains there is heavy flooding.

MrAmaechi:
One of those Pic looks like 512 road. the other looks like 22 road

The one with the structure is 22nd also depends on where you are looking at it from.. could be 4th Avenue as well.

ZUBY77:
Lived there for a few years. I think there is conflict between FHA and Lagos state. FHA is only interested in selling lands rather than maintaining the town.

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My family and friends moved into Festac in the 80s. Our block still had a phone in the stairway even though it wasnt working. FHA provided cookers and fridges for every tenant. Things went south when they started selling off everything including playgrounds. They ignored the planning and housing structures as they sold every bit of land.

christejames:
We are tired of your family issue...


If you guys can't solve it within yourselves stop bringing it to us for entertainment because Tinubu has long been entertaining us better

Simple. We are not interested in their drama. After all we weren’t invited to their wedding or bedroom. As adults let them sort themselves out and leave us out of it.