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medolab90:
Nice list.

You missed out on Bank on it,Real Life,23. Those are my top favorites.

And No Fit Vex..

Businext:
On March 4th 1801, the second president of the United States, John Adams, refused to hand over office to his main rival at the 1800 election, Thomas Jefferson.

The rule of midday January 20 had not been written yet but despite his stubbornness, the office simply left him!

After Thomas Jefferson was sworn in at an event which the incumbent refused to attend, Whitehouse staff started to remove the former president’s belongings from the White house (Adams was the first president to reside at the new official residence).

All security organs cut all official communication and all presidential staff stopped taking instructions from Adams – THE OFFICE MOVED.

From that time all incumbents at the White House prepare early to leave in case they see signs of losing to avoid humiliation by the independent organs of state (the military, the Secret Service, the CIA, FBI and White House staff all operate under a code - serving a man/woman who has carried the WILL of the people at an election).

As soon as Biden clinches the 270 votes and is officially declared by all returning officers in the states, the following is going to happen

1. The Secret Service divides its attention between the incumbent at the incoming President.

2. CIA begins to give them both security briefings (including top secret intelligence which is traditionally reserved for the commander in chief).

3. The counter intelligence teams of the CIA which also ‘spy’ on the CIA also begin to brief both of them.

4. Whitehouse staff prepare to re-do the WH in-line with the taste of the president-elect.

5. At Midday on January 20, Whitehouse staff remove all the former president's belongings from the house and bring in the belongings of the new president (they wait for no one’s instructions).

6. The deductions for Whitehouse rent on Trump’s salary stops in January while the deductions for Whitehouse rent begins on Joe Biden’s presidential salary in January.

7. Melania Trump stops being the boss of Whitehouse on January 20 at midday and Dr. Jill Biden becomes the boss of Whitehouse on January 20 at midday.

8. At midday on January 20, all the power organs of the US cut official communication with Trump; The Pentagon, The CIA, The FBI, The Attorney General. The Secret Service however maintains minimal communication since it is going to guard the ex-president all his life.

8. The BEAST and AIRFORCE ONE salute Trump for the last time and move their attention to Biden. The BEAST begins to carry Biden’s blood samples as is the tradition.

All this without any executive orders or instructions from anyone! The system just kicks in.

#Copied

#74YearOldTrumpIsOut
#78YearOldBidenIn

Well written and easily understood. Source please?

Zero feelings. Get your bribe taking gun totting butts back to work and that’s a lawful order from your IGP

Fahdiga:
Without Trump Christians are now an endangered species

No hold your own president accountable for his inactions around insecurity and religious killings instead you dey pray for a US president who called your continent a ’sh*thole’ to come and save you in Nigeria? God helps those who help themselves. Receive sense abeg.

Afamed:
What do you expect from a conspiracy theory pastor.


Trump who has divorced on 3 occasions is their own brand of Christianity . Bird of the feather

Trump who had engaged in several extra marital affairs which led to collapse of his previous marriages.
Most Trump Wannabes just came to know Trump when he became the President in 2016.

Word

BruncleZuma:
It's official at 284 electoral votes, Joe Biden will be the president of the United States of America

"Nigerian Christians" who have decided to mortgage their individual thought processes for a man they have not heard about prior to 2015...NYORRRR!!!!

The hilarity

SmartyPants:
Nope. The ICC can only jail individuals and possibly order compensation.

Thanks. It appears the ICC is a toothless bulldog then.

SmartyPants:
As someone who knows International Law and has visited the ICC, and have met several ICC/ICTR prosecutors, I can assure you that no case will come about out of these actions.

1. The requirements to qualify for prosecution are steep and will surely not be met
2. There is an ongoing legal proceeding which the Rome Statute respects
3. The ICC has no enforcement mechanism and relies on member States to voluntarily hand over suspects.

Can sanctions, visa bans and embargoes be issued as a result?

authority2006:
When you speak against something, you're not paid. But when someone speaks for it, he's paid. Una go receive sense last last

Who is bankrolling you? bros just hold that ‘L’ and shut up.

Angelfrost:
Try all you want... It won't work sir.

You all can't demonize protests!!! It is the unarguable right of every living and breathing soul anywhere in the world, especially in a supposed democracy!!!

Changing the narrative to suit your political bent is just childish!!!

Address fake news peddlers and anarchists!!! No need muddling the waters!!!

You all want us to wake up to a nation where all citizens swallow bullsh*t from their inept and corrupt leaders without making a fuss... Perish that idea!!! It will never stand!!!

The Endsars protests were long overdue if any of us is being honest... There will likely be a bigger protest soon if your leaders don't sit up!!!...

They are a number of paid govt acolytes on this forum who solely exist just to ‘gaslight’ anyone who supports the EndSars movement.

What do you do to a troll? You turn on the light. It either kills them or they go scurrying back into the dark which is their home.

I have always said having dual nationality is a double edged sword. Best to apply for a visa and forget the Nigerian Passport.

goodheart02:
That's the reason for the toxicology test

“Toxicology is a scientific discipline, overlapping with biology, chemistry, pharmacology, and medicine, that involves the study of the adverse effects of chemical substances on living organisms[1] and the practice of diagnosing and treating exposures to toxins and toxicants...” Wikipedia

Thanks. Quite a broad field of science. They should have used the term ‘ drug and alcohol testing’ instead of being vague in my opinion.

olisaEze:
What is a debrief

You brief prior to deployment and debrief at the end of an operation or tour of duty.
The debrief typically is used to cover what went well and what went wrong during an operation. Also used to gauge officers’ wellbeing and welfare. Any intelligence received is also shared, news, reactions etc.

Briefing is like your typical presentation at work however it is delivered as a secure package to ensure sensitive information or intelligence is not leaked and the information therein is for properly vetted officers eyes and ears only.

Random drug and alcohol testing nko? Substance abuse or drug dependency should be considered. Officers should be routinely tested.

hardbody:
Even their stance is suspect. They are not even teaching them the T-stance in the horse position. Even their instructor is a rookie. I will beat him inside 60 seconds

I thought I was the only one who noticed. Boxed stance. No rotation from the hip so less power is generated. They should be learning Krav Maga or Jujitsu. I’d like to see their shooting drills and weapon handling training.

We want his pictures publicised as a deterrent and to improve public confidence.

DiagnoPolitics:
There is nothing wrong what the gallant soldiers are doing, they are simply dealing with yoruba miscreants and potential Amotekun terrorists. Kudos to the gallant Nigerian Army.

The word ‘gallant’ and the Nigeria Army are hyperboles. In the meantime, abeg hold this ‘L’ I dey come

jenny005:
Be sincere, if it was ur wife dat wore that kind of dress wudnt u have scolded or disciplined her. So the soldier has the right to scold her. Inasmuch the soldier is trying to help her to change. Some ladies they always learn the hard way.

Really? It is not his job and there is a right to freedom of expression and thought. This is inhumane and against protocols. That officer will be reprimanded. It is a civil society and no one is above the law. If someone makes the choice to dress ‘indecently’ it is your opinion Nd not a standing prima facie right to assault or brutalize civilians. Avert your eyes and mind your own business.

Healthquest:
na ur type de make judges de feel like demi god...
God is the only n final judge,ds r just men in suit satisfying der masters.
Army has a power to come and even disregard der summon.
The panel should go n find out the soldiers in the barrack by themselves.
Military court mashal first before a soldier can face a query outside the military.
The top officials from Army Hq has to interview its men before they can be released and mostly if not wanton,will be represented by the Army lawyers.
The primary law first (ARM FORCES ACT ) before ur civil cont. They cannot bycut procedures to satisfy some biased sentiments

Hold this ‘L’ abeg.

calberian:
The fact of the matter is this:

The army claims that they were called upon to restore order and, [/i]more importantly manage the curfew[i] (italicised emphasis mine) but I posit that the reverse was the case:

The curfew was introduced to manage the impending advent of a military exercise at lekki which, believe what you may, was admittedly beyond the powers of the governor.

This is so because, if the main instruction was to restore and maintain order, they’d have been deployed to locations where incidents of violence from civil unrest had been recorded. There’s no need to list them.

The Lekki toll gate never recorded any such incidence until the evening of Tuesday, October 20, 2020. The objective at Lekki could not have been to restore order because no such intervention was needed. Protesting at the toll gate or any other public location was fully within the ambits of the rights of the protesters so there were no grounds for such a move. Nothing was scratched, let alone damaged at that toll gate. Infact, there seemed to be a team saddled with the responsibility of managing the integrity of the toll plaza and evidently, their performance was stellar. So, application of such level of force at that place however, was most befuddling.

I’ll just say this to whom it may concern:
You can fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time however, you can NEVER fool all of the people all of the time.

You are correct in your submission. I have always said their deployment to an ongoing peaceful protest was totally abhorrent. Dealing with public disorder remains the remit of the police. So instead of reminders or announcement about the impending curfews which were coincidentally a couple of hours away, or deploying water cannons or teargas, our ‘gallant’ soldiers decided to discharge their firearms at unarmed civilians? If our police had properly trained Public Order officers with shields and batons, this tragedy could have been averted. As usual we decided to opt for the sledgehammer to crack open a nut.

DamZik:
Thank you my friend. Only Orile-Iganmu had crisis before Lekki massacre and it was because policemen killed peaceful protesters. Now instead of our "gal-ants" soldiers to go to a troubled spot, the went to kill peaceful protesters who were holding flags, sitting down and singing national anthem. World most useless army.

The word ‘gallant’ wey our people dey use describe our soldiers dey vex me. Always flexing on civilians, shame no dey catch when dem hear of exploits of the US Special Forces for their backyard?

dederocs:
The military has its code of conduct,since it was a order from state government, i suggest we dont make the military hang out their comrade, who were just carrying out an order.

Ever heard the term ‘vicarious liability’? Also the hierarchy or senior leadership can be summonsed to appear before a competent court eventually.

Nigerian Army please hold this ‘L’

So you made the decision to deploy armed officers to the venue an ongoing ‘peaceful’ demonstration by unarmed protesters at Lekki instead of areas where they were confirmed reports of unlawful destruction of properties and killings by armed civilians in those areas of Lagos?

omenka:
Anyone who thinks those celebrities didnt cash out of the protests is a hopeless dumbo.

Some wanted to cash out more, reason why they were desperate to have the protests continue even after the disbandment of SARS which was the original objective of the protesters.

These celebrities should be blamed for most of the carnage that resulted from the protests.

Who is ‘bankrolling’ you?

Tuface just misses the point completely. It is a global socio economy now and closing ourselves in will only retard our growth exponentially.
There is also need for healthy competition , after all wasn’t Finntech (owned and developed Nigerians) acquired for 200million recently? There are other numbers of tech and app devs doing great things working in collaboration or partnership with some of the companies you mentioned with nil support from the government.

Most importantly, Social media is the last bastion of justice for the powerless, voiceless and the oppressed in Nigeria. The ruling class and their corrupt acolytes know this is our only weapon.
Our traditional newspapers and news stations were compromised a long time ago. Content or information is often biased in favour of their owners political affiliations.

Allowing the government to regulate or restrict social media is akin to arranging deck stairs whilst the Titanic was sinking.

HisExcellence:
Apple should fall off from the list.
As the study said a few days earlier, apple products are only to lure in sluts on dating sites.
And they confirmed it with no charger.
Serves them right, monopolistic evil reptiles.

Iphone user thief your babe? Talk true?The hate from your post is comical. Sluts to dating sites and monopolistic reptiles? You are hilarious

HisExcellence:
https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prUS46974920

Your article shows your bias towards Apple. I find it strange that you deliberately ignored the section from the same IDC report albeit your source which succinctly explains the short term reasons for the decline :

“Apple shipped 41.6 million iPhones in 3Q20, down 10.6% year over year, which placed the company in fourth for the first time with 11.8% share. This drop was expected and is mainly due to the delay in the launch of the new iPhone 12 series, which is usually in the third quarter. Regardless, the iPhone 11 series did exceptionally well, contributing the majority of Apple's volume, followed by the SE device. Looking ahead, we expect Apple to grow in coming quarters with strong early demand for iPhone 12 paired with robust trade-in offers across major carriers, especially in the U.S.”

Your post was clearly not balanced or objective.

Like EndSars abi?

2023 is too far. In the meantime, let me pay an impromptu visit to his twitter page. Savagery on there is legendary. Dem go drag am tire

I guess it is back to Nairaland’s scheduled programme reading meaningless crap about yeyebrities. Guess we all need something to laugh about in these times.

Bakinwuta:
Response from Barr Hamza Nuhu on the Blackmail Attempt on DCP Abba Kyari by a Criminal Afeez Mojeed earlier charged to court.

Fraudster Afeez Mojeed defrauded 94million Naira From a Victim. He was arrested 6yrs ago and 41m was recovered from the proceeds of the crime which he voluntarily paid the victim(Owner of the money) back directly through the victim’s Account.

He Confessed on Video and in written that he bought Honda Account 2008 model and 7m land from the 94m he defrauded and that he has squandered the remaining 31m on hotels and girlfriends. He submitted the car and land documents which was registered as exhibit before He was charged to court and after some years he was discharged not acquitted from court because the complainant was not coming to court as most Nigerians do.

The land document and the car That were registered as exhibit are still kept with the exhibit keeper in lagos.

The criminal will be re-Arrested and charge to court again as he was not acquitted by the court also the complainant has assured the Police that he is in Nigeria now and he is ready to be attending the court process untill his case is concluded this time around because he said he will not leave his balance of 31m to the Fraudster.

We are surprise the Fraudster is mentioning Abba Kyari’s name like he gave him One kobo. He has not given him one kobo and it’s on record that the Respected officer have never collected money from any of his Suspects despite the thousands of cases he has handled all these years.

He wouldn’t have been who he is today if he is a cheap corrupt officer like this. He has no evidence of giving Abba Kyari one kobo. All lies from a criminal that was charged to court. Let him prove all the lies he is talking. Also the Criminal should know that giving false information is still an offense in Nigeria for which one can be charged to Court.

With 50k now a Lawyer can write Pettition for you based on any False allegations you make without prove against anybody and you can leak it to the media and if the person in question have a name or he is known In the country it will sell. But legal actions will be taken because criminals like this cannot try such and go free.

If it’s true that somebody ate his 41m what is he doing throughout the last 6yrs, Why didn’t he go to the ICPC, EfCC or Court?

Some Human Right Lawyers have declared on their own that they will sue the Fraudster for defamation of character this friday.

Many thanks.

***That's a response to the allegations made against the DCP as copied from a source online . I think people should apply caution in jumping to conclusions to soon. Perhaps let's allow the panel or courts do there jobs first let's hear both sides before passing any judgment.***

If it was his actual lawyer who wrote this hot mess then he should consider a side hustle writing for a gossip magazine.

1. Response from Barr Hamza Nuhu on the Blackmail Attempt on DCP Abba Kyari by a Criminal Afeez Mojeed earlier charged to court.

Blackmail is unwarranted demand with menaces for instance I say to you, if you do not pay your rent, I will break you legs or crap all over your house.
Where is the menace in the victim’s statement to the panel?

2. Fraudster Afeez Mojeed defrauded 94million Naira From a Victim. He was arrested 6yrs ago and 41m was recovered from the proceeds of the crime which he voluntarily paid the victim(Owner of the money) back directly through the victim’s Account.

So did the court convict the victim of the Fraud offence? It is an allegation that he is a fraudster until a judge or jury decides. You should know the presumption of innocence. He was arrested 6 years ago and what happened to the case?

2.He Confessed on Video and in written that he bought Honda Account 2008 model and 7m land from the 94m he defrauded and that he has squandered the remaining 31m on hotels and girlfriends. He submitted the car and land documents which was registered as exhibit before He was charged to court and after some years he was discharged not acquitted from court because the complainant was not coming to court as most Nigerians do.

Given the prevailing circumstances especially around policing in Nigeria, it is pertinent to ask, how was the confession obtained? Was it under duress or torture? The complainant did not turn up as most Nigerians do? Is quite a condescending statement and not a fact, the court does not care about your emotions, the claimant failed to appear at court so the police should have sought for a warrant to summon produce the ‘alleged victim’ in court or you should have pre - arranged special measures to ensure his attendance every investigator knows this.
This sounds like the police dropped the ball here and it is their problem.
Discussing an interview which is strictly confidential could be considered a breach. NBA would frown on this.

3. The criminal will be re-Arrested and charge to court again as he was not acquitted by the court also the complainant has assured the Police that he is in Nigeria now and he is ready to be attending the court process untill his case is concluded this time around because he said he will not leave his balance of 31m to the Fraudster.

Name calling once again shows your unprofessionalism. I guess you are trying to win public opinion on social media and not in court. You cannot re-arrest him retrospectively without new evidence coming to light, you said all the evidence is at court so let’s see if this isn’t one of the usual ‘fishing expeditions’
So what mitigating factors made the alleged victim forget his balance and fail to appear at court? Let a judge decide and you are not one.



4. With 50k now a Lawyer can write Pettition for you based on any False allegations you make without prove against anybody and you can leak it to the media and if the person in question have a name or he is known In the country it will sell. But legal actions will be taken because criminals like this cannot try such and go free.

If it’s true that somebody ate his 41m what is he doing throughout the last 6yrs, Why didn’t he go to the ICPC, EfCC or Court?

Some Human Right Lawyers have declared on their own that they will sue the Fraudster for defamation of character this friday.

The above statement throws doubt on this being written by a reputable lawyer or firm. The courts do not care about your emotions or tantrums, prove your case based on solid facts to a judge or jury. These are idle threats. Even the grammar is atrocious and lazy.