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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Now On Nairaland: #NPowerNG, You Can Reach Us On Any Of These Platforms by Val601(f): 9:45pm On Jul 27, 2017
I just noticed I made a mistake on state of residence..I want to know if I can edit it, so it doesn't affect me. Tnks npowerng
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Val601(f): 9:26pm On May 29, 2017
Samkeniyy:
Drop your mail. I will forward the past questions to you
onuohaonyeka2@gmail.. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by Val601(f): 6:21pm On Jan 21, 2017
Nnah22:

Ur mail address is wrong...I tried bt dey said it doesn't exist. I hope odas ve gotten.
#Freddycares
pls help me send to commyionuoha@gmail.com...tnks in advance
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NECO Coordination Starts In August 2016. Earn Up To N15,000 - Mpyaw by Val601(f): 7:54pm On Aug 17, 2016
jimmiedave:



there's a center at Adihaobong sec sch.
But d one am very sure of is state college, ikot ekpene in which I was there today and coordination starts tomorrow.
Time?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NECO Coordination Starts In August 2016. Earn Up To N15,000 - Mpyaw by Val601(f): 9:08am On Aug 16, 2016
Please where is the coordination venue in Uyo for sciences? somebody wants to gate crash mbok
NYSC / Re: A16 Akwa Ibom Corpers by Val601(f): 12:19pm On May 01, 2016
where's LogoDwhiz inside this camp?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 12:26pm On Apr 21, 2016
staying in Akwa Ibom posted to Akwa Ibom, nw where's the fun?, I will sha trek to camp to make my journey longer, lol...

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NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 12:39am On Apr 21, 2016
Walexz02:
Jayloms where are you posted to now.
They have changed mine to sokoto o
wetin u do Dem na? they sha changed mine to Akwa Ibom
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 3:39pm On Apr 20, 2016
prindu:
Xup pple? 2hrs more to go, grin cheesy tongue CULs Loading...
2hrs ke? abeg they should do na my chilling pill don finish..it seems they are uploading somfin good or bad cos the error message has been popping up
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 3:26pm On Apr 20, 2016
Enouwem:
I got my own CUL via this link http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc3/Print2

Screenshot soon
screenshot nw or Adon...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Val601(f): 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
Pls Dharniel help me with past questions Valentinacommy@yahoo.com...God go bless you plenty
Car Talk / Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by Val601(f): 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2016
dis one is strong

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Get Your Present Job? by Val601(f): 5:31pm On Mar 12, 2016
through a friend
Education / Re: UNICAL Produces 12 First Class As 7,222 Graduate by Val601(f): 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2016
unical sha
NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 10:52am On Mar 03, 2016
jayloms:
Ma ppl Una well-done O! March haff reach, hope Una don fully ready. Make Una come see some pishures cheesy


Val601
Lizzyfearless
twoondei
Everest25
eonyeabor
Oladistinct
Walexz02
ArcFrisky
Iduzebaba
We must March together on 30th...the place come make small sense, Buh I hear say they soldiers too harsh
NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 8:11pm On Feb 28, 2016
jayloms:
My people how Una dey, Tomorrow Na March shey Una don dey ready cheesy
tomorrow na 29th ooo, besides 30th still far
Education / Re: JAMB 2016: The States With The Highest And Lowest Applicants by Val601(f): 4:01pm On Feb 26, 2016
Not my biz
NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
jayloms:


"Uwc" me lady cheesy
lol.. tnks
smiley

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NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 1:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
jayloms:

je t'en prie smiley
I stopped learning French a long time ago, so can u please be a darling and translate to English

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NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 11:23pm On Feb 24, 2016
tnks dear @jayloms
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 5:50pm On Feb 16, 2016
Afolabidpoet:
HELLO GUYS, PLS IS IT POSSIBLE, OR WILL NYSC DO A REDEPLOYMENT OF PROSPECTIVE CORP MEMBERS TO A DIFFERENT STATE, FROM THE ONE THEY CONSIDERED ILLEGITIMATE AND FRAUD AS THEY CALL IT?
Oga take am easy with dis ur question na, na ur fellow PCM u dey ask no be DG oo... this ur question na real rhetorical question

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 9:12am On Feb 16, 2016
drjoshua2000:


Chairman pass appeared on my own grade. No dey form for us abeg. Are u the only first class in Africa. Am not a hater though, if I wanted a first class would have jacked all night and gotten it. But with my pass am gud to go. Degree na degree, corper na corper, na D same khaki we go wear, na the same 19800 them go pay so. SMH for first class undecided . Posted to Adamawa with pass on my grade. Why! why! why!

Oga, no be the guy post u go Adamawa na...u just dey transfer aggression.......Dis ur post don make me forget say dem post me go Nasarrawa ,lol

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 9:03am On Feb 16, 2016
daudae1:
NYSC have done New postings....Good News for me cos i hate Kwara state. My uncle just told me it will be ready 1 week to camp.
Abeg, how true is this? Or did ur uncle only helped u to change ur state of deployment?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2016
girlyesosae:
Yaaaay. Call up number is finally on my dashboard and green card is ready. My number atarts with 70. Does that mean anything
it means stream II...

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Romance / Re: That Friend You'll Never Forget... Share Your Experience. by Val601(f): 4:03pm On Feb 14, 2016
touching stories dey here oo.. lalasticlala come and read oo
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 6:53pm On Feb 12, 2016
ivcraig:
What youre getting is a "404 HTML Response". It literarily means, the page or file you are trying to access doesn't exist on the server.
did you really type it in very well because it opened a page where one can fill in details
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 6:21pm On Feb 12, 2016
greatestman:
1. Each time you want to start your noisy “I better
pass my neighbour” generator, place it by your
neighbour’s window. If they complain about it, tell
them “that’s how I want it.”
2. When you’re watching a football match with other
people, wait until a team is making a move that is
likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of
the TV, and say, “check me out.” Or better yet, just
switch off the TV at that point.
3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of
people waiting under the scorching heat of the sun,
ignore the long queue, head straight for the ATM,
and try to make your withdrawal.
4. When it’s a day to your exams, when everyone is
reading in the library, break the silence by using
your foot to rub a bottle-top against the ground. If
you’re told to stop, tell them it helps you assimilate
better.
5. Give your dog the name, “Dog”.
6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the
end of your sentences, producing awkward silences
with the impression that you still have more to say.
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping
your hands over your ears.

8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink
cartridge across your room.
9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that
everything appears green, and insist to others that
“green is your best color.”
10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green
skirt/pair of trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match,
and top it with a white hat.
11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only —
even when you spend N10,000.
12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road,
and bring out a newspaper to read.
13. When you see someone reading, stand over their
shoulder and read aloud what you see in their book.
14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are
15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying
it’s a Saturday when it’s actually a Tuesday.
16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas
lights until September.
17. Chew on pens that you borrowed
18. Use too much perfume.
19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for
your handbag, even when there are no chairs for
others.
20. Never make eye contact when talking to others.
21. Never break eye contact when talking to others.
21 tips on how to annoy people
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 6:17pm On Feb 12, 2016
gurus in the house should try using this link to open the 2016 remobilization page and kindly explain what it means : portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/PrepPaymentRemob.aspx
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 10:14am On Feb 12, 2016
boboLIL:
ar u the scammer?
lol... guy, u just dey safeguard dis ur Delta, make DG no vex put u 4 Borno, OYO go be ur case

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NYSC / Re: Nasarawa A'16 Stream 1 Leggo by Val601(f): 8:05am On Feb 12, 2016
Fellow NASCOM(ites) u pple should not worry am convinced we are going to enjoy our amiable state of deployment, and I truly hope is not a scam cos I would really like to meet all of you in camp.. as jayloms said na me be the first lady and as the first lady I wish to say congrats to u all on ur posting to Nasarrawa, wishing u guys the best as we all prepare to obey the clarion call, once again I say welcome..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 7:49am On Feb 12, 2016
jibrilmuhammad20:
pls anyone with the working link to view nysc call up later pls kindly share...seems nysc11 has been blocked
Oga u no hear say na scam, u dey here dey find another link. Abi, u wan make DG vex carry all of us go A17
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 10:05pm On Feb 11, 2016
swagifted:
dangote, yar'adua and buhari are from katsina...you will cope...
lol see hope, dem go post am 4 dangote house

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