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ironheart:
hahahahaha, the guy busy die

Thought i was the only one who noticed, no more trolling for now, it is well

diportivo:
u don summon NgcoboP wey dey busy with the 1987 Honda halla engine rebuild

the guy no get tym o...the gaskets must be doubled

Chisos Christi!!!!

This one na upper cut and lower jab combined together, Chai!!!

Asegzy:
Sorry bros. ...... But I pity the person that buys the car anyways Cos it's the truth

The way you're hustling for a bleep on my job,i assure you with all i have behind me, you'll lose yours before the end of the year, watchout, bye

frenchwine:
No tribe as wicked and greedy as the igbos. Even to their own brothers.
I soo love myself, one naira they wouldn't see from me, the idiots even went as far as giving a deadline.
The total sum of the contribution would be more than enough to rent a better apartment.
Fvcking m0rons, that's why they always remain at the back burner . Even my minority tribe has more relevance than them

Bros, take am easy!!! Even if na one igbo boy snatch your babe, direct your anger at her na, haba

SOLD!! SOLD!!!

in1960:
Thanks sir.... Do you stay in Abuja or know a good Volvo mechanic in Abuja

Im no longer based at abuja, contact me on whatsapp or call for referrals, tnx

psucc:
Na im be the worst!!!

Moral of the story: When you see an ad online, just understand that its exactly what its called, "an ad", its left to you to keep your cash in your pocket and go physically inspect whatever you're buying before payment.

Olx, jij,Nairaland or efritin, the owners of these sites just provided a platform to connect sellers and buyers, they in no way guarantee authenticity of product being advertised or its quality. Comments like "jiji na scam", or "olx na scam", just reeks or ignorance and illiteracy.

in1960:
Yes Sir...

Should be an easy fix, clean it first, with carburetor cleaner, if it persists then replace

SmartchoicesNG:
Thanks for the observation. I will do just that. But I am quite swamped at the moment. I will try to attempt a standard rebuild within the ambit of limited access to appropriate equipments​.
At the moment the machinists around are bewildered about cylinder bore honing/deglazing. I am considering the use of sandpaper and doing it by hand or building an homemade deglazing tool consisting of sandpaper...
Attached is the picture of the engine of reference.

Just to keep this for future reference

elshanAutos:
Seconded!

That nigga has no manners or upbringing, wait till he jumps on one of your car sales threads to talk thrash, then you'll stop taking him serious

psucc:
On jiji and olx, please look your back whenever you go for inspection and go with a trusted mechanic.

Do arrange for inspection at conspicuous place.

What makes nairaland different, tell me pls

adanny01:
I think you should have opened a new thread with details and specifics. You will get criticisms and also help others with the info. I look forward to seeing a full engine rebuild with right tools and methods.

Bros relax, that nigga owns no Honda car not to talk of doing any rebuilding, he's just an online troll with 10 other different monikers on nairaland which he uses to log in and like his comments and support himself, do a research on him

tnx

Asegzy:
Anybody that has driven that particular model of Volvo or knows anyone that has, Will know why I call that car a useless car.
As far as naija is concerned, that car wasn't made for the tropics.
It's number one problem is overheating and the engine warps almost immediately.
If you want that car, better keep money aside for a new engine.
A friend of mine owned one and I know 6 other guys who complained of the Same problem .
To be forewarned is to be forearmed


USELESS CAR!! !!!!!

I had to wonder why you have to post again trying to do some damage on my thread so I did a lil digging and I realised the bitterness is cos an Argument which you partook in and lost almost a year ago. If this is your own attempt at getting back to me you're dead on arrival, oyo

People will keep buying, driving and enjoying their volvo cars Irrespective of what you type on nairaland, I just feel pity for your loss

Besides, I challenge you to provide verifiable details of the 6 friends you have who drove the S40 and had bad reviews and I'll provide that of 20 peeps who drive and will recommend it anytime, anyday. Keep lying, only you get 6 guys that drive 05 S40 and yet the car is not on every street in naija

Keep posting thrash, it will pain you more when you finally see the "SOLD" heading attached to this thread, maybe 3mb will be of use then.

Bye

browseyd22:
Dat car was manufactured mistakenly.. .very very useless car
1.1m imagine I won't buy it for 200k

Obviously, this is not a car talk thread to discuss Volvo cars or 05 S40, this is an advert thread for sales of a car from someone. Why do you find it imperative to try and demarket my car? To what purpose does it serve you, if you had a bad experience, am I supposed to bear the brunt?

I'm not usually quick to start threats or insults, but I can't imagine a higher form of provocation than the one you're doing here now, pls use your brain, tnx

in1960:
plz add 08065131994.


I have volvo s80 which just developed some issues. The car engine dies/trips off while am driving. My Mechanic has changed the fuel pump, plugs, clean the injector, fuel gauge, still the sudden stop while am driving still occurs. Plz anyone with solution.

I'm in Abuja...

Probably the ETM that's got issues, is your ride turbo?

You've all been added

Asegzy:
Useless car

Some of you peeps just have very terrible manners and upbringing, and when you get served back what you serve others you'll start threatening juju as usual

If you don't like the car, why not stfu and click the back button on your browser, or its cos its the internet and you have the luxury of hiding behind a screen. Kindly visit a car stand and talk thrash about about a car you have no intention of buying, in the presence of other potential buyers and see how it goes.

stay the hell outta my threads now, tnx

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Sound ride with good engine and gear
Factory AC
Keyless entry
Super sound system
Good tyres

Issues: Noisy compressor belt

Price :1.1m

Location : Isolo, Lagos

Call/Whatsapp: 08032897486
Calls : 09091219734

NB : Vehicle must br physically inspected and verified before any form of payment.

Thanks

hahahahahaha

Clears throat...i'm only interested on how to rebuild 1980 Toyota Starlet engine

happyheart:
No matter how much my man has to spend, we won't spend more than 400-500k for trad,court and white plus introduction sef.
We go to court on a wed with 2 witnesses each.He wears a suit he already has and I wear a payporte dress..lol
Friday morning, we sit in my bro's living room( dad no dey) As early as 7am. Bride price is paid and we take pics.. and then its straight to church. Wedding will be from 10-11am. No aso ebi but I will inform everyone of my colours for the day. Coffee brown and gold. No one will owe gbese cos of my wedding.
Thank God my church is fine.
The lawn will be decorated and my 30 guests( maybe less cos its a week day. People will be at work..lol)
I have just 2 siblings and 2 friends. My siblings spouses will bring the no to 6 , the other 11 will be from my extended family. My man will bring 15 people too=30.. Lol.
I have planned it down to the last item.
I will rent my wedding gown for 20 k,my man will rent his tux for 20k as well.
Food, drinks and cake "plus including "small chops= 100k.
The church is already decorated.. Lol..a few balloons here and there will brighten the place.
I love music so a good DJ for 30k. My cousin uncle sam is funny, he will be MC.
My aunty has lived in lagos long enough to know the job of the local mc for the trad. She cant tell me that all the aso ebi she has bought for years in Lagos na waste. She suppose dey observe.
My Nephew and nice will be ring bearer and little bride. No bridal train. My man's friend will be best man and one of my friends will be chief bridesmaid. Finish.
Finally it will be boldly printed on the iv, no gifts only cash. Lord knows we need the cash.. Lol
What else... Honeymoon suite.. All na inside the money.
We don't need cars, church near house.
Souvenirs go be bible...I will get 30 Bibles for 15k at bible house at eko.
Lol..i am damn serious o.
Let me goan call my man to come and read my plan. Lol

You be real 'happyheart', lol

On

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Sound car in good condition
Factory AC working
Good engine and gear
Good tyres

Price : 700k

Location : Ikeja, Lagos

Call / whatsapp : 08032897486
Calls only : 09091219734

NB : Vehicle must be physically inspected and verified before any form of payment.

Thanks

SmartchoicesNG:
I am not your mate. It will be better you don't do things that will make your​existence a misery. Things that will make you an had been. I will NOT WARN YOU AGAIN. IF YOU THINK I AM JOKING CONTINUE.... BUT THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE YOURS AND YOUR FAMILY'S​ TO BEAR NOT DIPORTIVOS . Being online doesn't mean you are immune.

You started by trolling my posts and topics to talk thrash about the cars I sell and I ignored, yet you persisted till you got my attention, now you have it, enjoy it

Mind you, that tecno phone which you're using Is the limit of your powers, you can't do shit, if you like be indirectly trying to threaten with juju, you're oyo, I repeat you can't do shit, if e pain you go to 3mb and jump.

Tnx ,bye for now

From throwing tantrums everywhere unnecessarily and fighting foolishly all over nairaland and car whatsapp groups, it graduated to asslicking and now, creating shallow/irrelevant topics.. Something tells me someone is desperately trying to get some form of employment from Seun, and needs to prove they're active users..

Dear Lord, pls answer some people's prayers, this transition from joblessness to being a nairaland mod is long overdue.

Tnx, bye

SOLD!! SOLD!!!

Sa

pragmatistm:
I disagree with you. All the points listed by the OP and those that you listed are all responsible for high fuel consumption. Why did you just sound as if you are a sole custodian of knowledge?

I also am just so sick and tired of all his /internet copy and paste' knowledge threads flooding nairaland on an hourly basis. and it seems he's very close to a super mod or he's one himself cos these topics keep being pushed to fp

Can you please encourage him to actually hit the streets and research on something real and peculiar to our country and environment and come post it here, not to sit and scout the internet and rush to NL to form car guru

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Sound engine and automatic transmission
Factory AC
Neat first body paint
Inbuilt car phone (compatible with our Nigerian sim cards)
Good tyres
Good car shocks and smooth riding experience

Price : 750k

Location : Ikeja, Lagos

Call / whatsapp : 08032897486
Calls only : 09091219734

NB : Vehicle must be physically inspected and verified before any form of payment.

Thanks