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Religion / Re: RCCG Member Cuts Off Own Penis To Focus On 21 Days Fasting And Prayers (pics). by valdetino(m): 6:51pm On Jan 20, 2015
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Religion / RCCG Member Cuts Off Own Penis To Focus On 21 Days Fasting And Prayers (pics). by valdetino(m): 6:05pm On Jan 20, 2015
Price of Ignorance:RCCG member cuts off own penis to focus on 21 days fasting and prayers

A 27-year-old man (name withheld) said to be a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), reportedly hacked off his manhood with a machete in order to fast and pray better.The man was said to have joined the ongoing 21 days fasting and prayer programme organised by the church.It was learnt that the man wholeheartedly believes that prayers and fasting should be carried on with piousness and decided to go with the verse in the bible which Jesus told people to cut off any part of their bodies that will lead them to sin.According to reports, the RCCG member was initially doing well with abstinence from food and water but on Sunday, January 18 revealed that his male organ was preventing him from getting closer to God due to little erections on daily basis.Neighbours who had witnessed the incident attacked the RCCG member, thinking he wanted to use his manhood to perform a ritual.

He quickly explained to his neighbours what his aim was before he was taken to the hospital.He reportedly said: “The penis has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control. It usually gets erect every now and then, and konji sets in. And you know that konji is one of the things that leads people into sin.The erections were making me weaker spiritually and in the fast. That is why I cut it off. Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin, " he explained furtherHe is now at the hospital responding to treatment, hoping his manhood will grow back on his body after the 21 days of fasting and prayers.

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Politics / Re: Mujahidat, Asari Dokubo's Wife Just Posted This On Facebook... by valdetino(m): 1:48pm On Jan 20, 2015
i thought she is a Muslim? why the Amen
Romance / Re: Ladies Why!! by valdetino(m): 7:38am On Jan 17, 2015
@Op. You have a very nice advice for your fellow ladies buh I fink ur tone is high. I think you were angry when u created this thread.

If you hv to know that there two different things in having an IDEA and sharing An IDEA.
Romance / Re: 10 Features Of A Runs Girl by valdetino(m): 3:03pm On Jan 16, 2015
is true buh i think number 4 is very common to many girls............
Romance / Re: Guess Which Nigerian Female Actress Is This(baby Pix) by valdetino(m): 7:50pm On Jan 15, 2015
Tiwa Savage.
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by valdetino(m): 7:46pm On Jan 15, 2015
Range Rover Evoque (for now).















@ op are you the only one that will be bring up the topics?
Other Gents in the club will still like to share their Topic(s). (No Offense)
Politics / Re: Bomb Discovered At INEC Office In Owerri by valdetino(m): 8:45pm On Jan 14, 2015
I sense PDP fowl play
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by valdetino(m): 8:38pm On Jan 14, 2015
Brandnew2:
[size=15pt]TOPIC: WOULD YOU LEAK YOUR EX'S NUDE PICTURES?[/size]


No I won't. I see it as inmatured character

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Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by valdetino(m): 7:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
Brandnew2:

Hope it's about the topic on ground? grin



What's the topic on ground?
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by valdetino(m): 2:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
Break time at work.

buh i have story i will share later..... see you guys
Politics / Re: Live: APC Rally Osogbo (Photos) by valdetino(m): 1:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
APC is the BOMB......................
The banger
The rave of the Moment......................




pls am not an APC supporter am just an Observer.

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Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Turn Out For Benue PDP Campaign Flagoff (photos) by valdetino(m): 6:32am On Jan 14, 2015
So Benue people can't vote senate President out or they want him to die on that seat?

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Romance / Re: How To Win A Nigerian Girl Over On A First Date by valdetino(m): 9:09pm On Jan 13, 2015
TrishaP:

Thanks. Yours too

You are welcome madam.
Where do u base?
Romance / Re: How To Win A Nigerian Girl Over On A First Date by valdetino(m): 8:56pm On Jan 13, 2015
TrishaP:


I'm not to argue about the "like" fact. It's possible but where they'll be a problem is him trying to follow up tips instead of just being himself.

I get ur point now.
Buh no reasonable person will take all d steps.
* Nice profile pics dou*
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by valdetino(m): 8:26pm On Jan 13, 2015
I Register
Romance / Re: How To Win A Nigerian Girl Over On A First Date by valdetino(m): 8:11pm On Jan 13, 2015
TrishaP:
IMO, all these write up are story... If I don't feel you then I don't feel you. It's not a game, that's just the way it is... If you like do more than all that i won't be moved.
As for paying of bills, sometimes I kinda like handling that myself, doesn't make him less of a man.

Some times u may love or like some one by what he is made up not make up (personality).
U may like some 1 without knowing d reason y u like d person. It happends babe
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 10:23am On Jan 13, 2015
lilmax:
bros you are in trouble


How bro??
Politics / Re: Buhari Can’t Win Election With Cabals Surrounding Him – Gov Lamido by valdetino(m): 7:07am On Jan 13, 2015
So is PDP that don't have Cabal?
Politics / Re: Picture Of One Of Jonathan's New University by valdetino(m): 6:58am On Jan 13, 2015
Electorate need to show Nigerians that they have the power not PDP.
Electorate have to show Nigeria that they have the power to vote in or Vote out Politicians.
Politics / Re: Buhari Forgets His VP's Name At Owerri Rally - Video by valdetino(m): 6:50am On Jan 13, 2015
I comment my reserve.
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 6:46am On Jan 13, 2015
asids55:
Tell her to screen grab the message her friend sent to her, and also take not of the time, so she does not pull a fast one on u

You are very smart like me. I told her to screen grab it and she cooked up another story.
This is d reason I told her that we will hv 2 break it up (the relationship).
Buh she begged for us to be just friends.
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 6:41am On Jan 13, 2015
Gabreal1:
What's this OP saying, she mistakenly sent it to you and she felt like forwarding it to you...who confuse, your girlfriend or you? embarassed

She mistakenly sent me d text tru what's App chat and later said is what her GF sent to her. So I screen grabbed it

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Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Boys Girls Should Not Date by valdetino(m): 8:25pm On Jan 12, 2015
DRY
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 8:05pm On Jan 12, 2015
MzzTega:

Listen,in a relationship one of d major key fr it to ave an awesome bliss is TRUST.If u dunt trust her y stl in d relationship jx move out. U ave already made ur own conclusion frm dah msg,u r jx lookn fr more fuel to boost ur conclusion. n ur conclusion z dah she's cheating ryt?? nairaland will spell it out to u clearly......relax n get d comments.


Thank you that is exactly what amd looking for and being Logical is never a bad thing.
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 8:02pm On Jan 12, 2015
ronald4lif:
A guy or a girl (she could be bisexual) made her an offer to get her laid, her asking price is 20k but it appears the guy is negotiating the price, then she prolly was telling her girlfriend (birds of same feather) what a guy is offering her for bedmantics service and the gf demanded to see a prove, now on wanting to send the picha to her she mistakenly sends it to you. That's what's up!


Bro she typed the msg to me. Am d one that screen grabbed it. Buh I fink u got it right to an extent. Cos this ma gal surprises me a lot. She hv a lot of male and female friends and some times she will tell me that she is in a Hotel with her GF.
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 7:56pm On Jan 12, 2015
MzzTega:
And u tink d best place to get d ryt meaning of daht z NL
she told yhu dat her gf sent it to her......wat further xplanation do u nid?

So u r indirectly telling me that she not lying?
Do u know how many text msgs he hv sent to me. Begging me?
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 7:52pm On Jan 12, 2015
derrick333:
U now mistakenly post it on NL, orkwaya ?


Madam I intentionaly posted it on NL. I need peoples view on that.
And I can't discuss it with a friend that knows her it will tarnish her image

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Romance / My Girl Friend mistakenly sent me this chat (Pic) by valdetino(m): 6:55pm On Jan 12, 2015
My so called GF mistakenly sent this message to me but she later said is a mistake. That her GF sent it to her and she feels like forwarding it to me.

Experienced Male/Female N/Landers u guys need to help me out on this.

Matured comments pls

Celebrities / Re: Charlie Boy Addresses Students: Do You See Anything Wrong With This Photo? by valdetino(m): 6:20pm On Jan 12, 2015
What is he even telling them?
What do he have to impact in them?

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Travel / Re: My Train Ride From Enugu To Port Harcourt (Pictures) by valdetino(m): 4:54pm On Jan 12, 2015
Realdeals:


Lagos - Ilorin = 10-12hrs
Lagos - Minna = 22-24hrs
Lagos - Kaduna = 24-26hrs
Lagos - Kano = 33-36hrs


Pls what of Lagos to Enugu? If any

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