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Health › Re: Foods For Harder Erections by valen2ony(m): 7:31am On May 17, 2013
hmmmmmmmm....
nice one!!!
thanks
Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by valen2ony(m): 6:51am On May 17, 2013
You go fear Fear..

person wey motor jam dey no dey write number.
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by valen2ony(m): 8:30pm On May 13, 2013
justi4jesu: "Employees of companies in free zones have different sponsorship options depending on the free zone. For example, in Jebel Ali you can either be sponsored by an individual company or by the free zone authority itself. Whether the Jebel Ali Free Zone, Dubai Internet City, Media City, Knowledge Village, Healthcare City or the Dubai Airport Free Zone, the respective authority will process your residency visa/permit directly through the Immigration Department, without having to get employment approval from the Ministry of Labour. This speeds up the process significantly, and residency permits can sometimes be granted in a matter of hours. Once Immigration has stamped your residence permit in your passport, the free zone will issue your labour card – this also acts as your security pass for entry to the free zone. A big advantage of working in a free zone is the lack of red tape encountered if you move jobs to another free zone company. This is because the free zone is actually your sponsor, so when you switch jobs to another employer you won’t be switching sponsors. A free zone residency permit is valid for three years, and the labour card either one or three years, depending on the free zone."
@justi4jesu,
I will be coming to Dubai by this week and I want you to please please,enlighten me
on how to get an affordable
accommodation for a month in
Dubai.
your help will be greatly
appreciated.
Celebrities › Re: Jay-Z Resembles Man in 1939 Picture by valen2ony(m): 7:01pm On May 13, 2013
Ijawboi: Those lips, that cheek, hmmmmmmm

































jay z is a gay vampire
you read my mind.
jay z a vampire.
a special kind for that matter.
illumivampire it is.
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by valen2ony(m): 10:11am On May 13, 2013
please,can anyone enlighten me on how to get an affordable accommodation for a month in Dubai.
your help will be greatly appreciated.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Get Your Tecno P3 Here.. S/S And SE Only by valen2ony(m): 7:30pm On May 09, 2013
ZUBY77: I will tell you where to get it in computer village in three days.
I'm also very interested in getting it from computer village.
please, let me know as soon as it's out.
thanks
Phones › Re: Post Pins Of Stolen Blackberry Phones Here by valen2ony(m): 7:09am On Mar 07, 2013
#30DDDBA5(Tour)
#2259022C(Bold 3)
please assist moi.
Politics › Re: What Is The Biggest Problem Facing Nigeria? by valen2ony(m): 8:08am On Oct 06, 2012
brabus: Nigeria is facing economic disaster on a scale few nations have ever experienced. Most people are unaware of the easily observable signs of this crisis, where it came from and how to stop it. While we persist in our 'giant of Africa' mentality, we have quietly
become a third-class country in many respects.
I am starting this thread to see what other people thought our problems consisted of.

1. We no longer produce what we need to
sustain ourselves.
2. We import much more than we export
3. We are selling off our assets
4. We are taking on massive debts to sustain a standard of living we can no longer afford.
5. We have budget deficit.
6. We are gradually sinking into recession.
7. We do have policy deficit.
8. Unemployment is stubbornly high
9. We do not have big thinkers running the our states any more, now we have fine tuners.
10. We barely get by.
11. Lack of accountability. Everyone has someone else to blame for any problems, without thinking about how do I contribute to this problem, and what can I do?
12. Corruption in every nook and corners.
SOLUTION to our PROBLEMS.

1.If there is a way to stop corruption from the Presidency downward.
this will make it possible for us to properly manage our resources.

2.We (Nigeria)should stop borrowing money and Advice from IMF.
Because,the "Terms and Condition" that applies in getting the mo#£¥(lLoan) is part of what is killing the country.


3.Instead of destroying and labelling "those" refinaries "illegal";the govt.
Organize a well Planned Program of Action whereby all the local refinary will be under a body and controlled by Govt. Policy (to the benefit of everyone in the country )just like our GSM.
By this,there will be total eradication of fuel importation.
NB:we all know why they don't want our Local refinares to work!!!!


3.Political Office holders(from the Presidency,downwards) should start using the same salary scheme as the civil servants.
by so doing,Politics in Nigeria will not be a do or die affair and more educated,trust-worthy and serious minded people will be encouraged to come into Politics.

HOWEVER,if all this did not work out or is taking too Looooooooog.
we will apply the "ULTIMATE SHORTCUT"

who can guess the term shortcut herehuh?
abeg,make una post.....
Family › Re: My Fiancee Had An Affair With Her Business Partner by valen2ony(m): 3:04pm On Sep 16, 2012
cottonx: I thought so too. Maybe he never bargained for the girl falling for me and he thought he would have been easy for him to give up fiancee. Before I came into the scene, they both agreed they did wrong and he begged her to get a boyfriend. Ehen, do u know he told me my fiancee was a virgin and that he hasnt ever believed there were still 20 something virgins and that was a little secret for me.

I just wondered why he would say that and how he was even sure. Later, I got to know she was actually. That is probably why I dont believe the word 'virgin' anymore. It could be pretence and deceit. She doesnt do a penetrative stuff. She only does surface stimulation of her cl*t(sorry for my lewdness). I still call it intimacy anyway.

He is becoming jealous as he realised am taking control over him. When we had trouble, he told her to leave me alone. Maybe he prefers the former position they were in. This man is a highly respected elder in one of the orthodox churches.
for him to tell u dat she is still a virgin,means that he must have told the girl to tell u the same and should not allow you penetrate her.
meaning,that probably after the hot romance from you,he(agbaya)will go ahead and give her the real thing.
hmmmmm.....abeg bros,shine your eyes and brain weller 'cos even if your woman is decent enough to start rejecting him:and if he is desperate enough,then you are not safe........
to him,u have become a stumbling block that must be removed before its too late.
*A WORD FOR THE WISE*#
Car Talk › Re: What Is The Best SUV For A Small Girl? by valen2ony(m): 7:46am On Jun 07, 2012
& don't forget the latest Nissan Rogue,porsche cayenne..
if all the above is not suitable enough for you,get the mini-cooper or VWgolf 5.
if u still don't like,then the latest of them keke napep or bajaj okada will do just fine....
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Cheap Affordable Logos For You by valen2ony(m): 6:24am On May 24, 2012
@Ugo,
can u be my mentor??
i want to learn how to design with coreldraw,photoshop & other designing tools u know.
pls,wat are my requirements?

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