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sokarsenal: . And then the next batch ure posted to that same state......WICKED

heemah: D CELEBRATION IS STILL ON......

Bacteriocin: Lyk srsly dis thread shud b lik a grp chat whr nd whn u only post tins dt r relevant to all and kip all communications dt r personal personal. Each time I see hw long d thread is growin nd only come to see pipu xchangin "hi","hello" nd "hw u doin", it mks me ask d simple question: "wht is d essence of dis thread?"
Pls peeps, adjust. I don't care if som pipu wil com bak to claim dey r d "ogas" here o but just kip one tin in mind: majority of u claiming to b one tin or d oda here, wen we get to camp, we shall see who. Faze to faze is beta dn one million e-posts.

zerray: oauife

zerray: roommate? hell no,i didnt atttend uniben.but we are frnd

zerray: lol oh i see

heemah: Yes dear..au av u been??

Hissexcellencie: You be Rambo abi Terminator?

zerray: u shld knw finest

Richydos: ....like crioxly den make soldio ready 2 kill person cox I aint getting up anything less than 15hrs..winkx

kinth: I jst dey laugh, as u jst catch me 2day, am a silent observer, dnt mind me. I rep UNIBEN B'14 by God's grace

Richydos: mrn fellow otondos!!! ..dis countdown anxiety no dey let person sleep well again....imagine me sleeping by 10pm only 2 rise by 9am....too small jor ....lolz

PapiDShipCapt: Hello all.
I came visiting and was reading through ur comments n stuff where this forged medical report ish caught my attention. Well everybody wants to be comfortable during service year no doubt thus influencing postin and redeployment one way or d other.

But I must warn against fake medical report. Though it might actualize ur aim but in the long run it will be documented and placed into your record file. Think of it this way, John did a medical report on a severe ailment; say maniac disorder to schizophremia just because the NYSC officials doesn't have the equipment to confirm the ailment, immediately ur redeployment was granted to ur most desired state, after a year u r done with NYSC. Now God so kind, ur dream job awaits, u submit ur cv n oda cerfiticates, the organisation starts researching on ur behalf for confirmation. Lo n behold dey see documented report attached to ur NYSC discharge saying you have off n on madness. Tell me will u be employed

U might see urself some 20/30yrs later vying for one public office or d other, n one little trick yrs ago might just make u loose it.

Advice: if ur posting runz didn't click, accept ur posting. If u must redeploy don't do it by using fake medical report. Service is all about endurance, its just for a year.

I did d medical report tin too, but I was talked out of it by one of the NYSC redeployment officials, giving its implication.

Good luck all.

Serving Corp's Member
13C

Samguine: *cocks gun*

Darkchocolate: Hey Traecey ... How are you Boo.

Val val...I dey...If I show face now, they go say I don talk!

traecey: no vex..hapi sundae

Fluffy22: Jealous ke? I can't be oo. I have enough kicking inside me.

Smeeky: Like I said before,una dey penniless,in fact,make I show u una financial statement

First Bank Nigeria Plc

B'14. NYSC HOUSE
Financial position as at 30 June 2014
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N
Balance b/f(acct opening) 10,000cr

Bank charges. 500Dr

Drawings(7june) 6,000Dr

Bank charges 50Dr

Drawings(19 june). 2,000Dr
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1,450cr. Total -------------------




NOTE:
N6,000,being amount remitted to samguine for the purchase of drinks and snacks to entertain new members.

N500,being amount charged for withdrawal book.

N50,amount charged for sms.

N200,amount for publication of B'14 magazine which is still-in-progress.

macuwon: pls pls... Dnt talk na...dnt want dem to c me Especially cutiepie01 nd traecey n drphilA.bd

Samguine: She mean say you no get quality

macuwon: and you r jst telln dem now tweenie..

*OOOoops did i jst comment?.. Lemme runaway b4 dey tink am bk*

Cleoqueen: My brother,this love thing can be swift o...you can't see it coming then BAM!..it hits you

Opeyemia: yes

Jimwalex: even if d moon was nt sighted yesterday and Eid is monday,d ruling is dat, Teamsunday would still hav to pay back d remaining one..Allah wa halam.
btw,happi Eid-il-fitri..wia is valentinooo,oya lets go hajia heemah's place o

Opeyemia: it Cool O