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Medunah: oya, think fast fast oo, cos i av class dis mornin

Ok no qualms, go come.

I no come see your message yesterday. Hope no p

Medunah: Messi is still my number one sweetheart. At least, he won best plalyer.
@ellagal, am here now ooo

Dey just use that one compensate am.

Now back to our business, @ellagal now that i've won the bet , which punishment i suppose give this girl

Medunah: hmm, Messi is still my best player, love him much.....am going to bed, Odaro, everybody
@Valentinooo, 2mao tinz

ellagal: Where are those betting ooo..Germany woN

We are here o. Now she's running to sleep Messi don break her heart

See as belle dey sweet me for that goal.

@Medunah, hope you are watching the match.

I know the Germans don't disappoint.

And that's the goal

rationalmind: I just tire.

Erhm, Yokiti, please, what time of the day do they serve morning, afternoon and evening meals?

That's the most important for some of us

Lol.. Now i see somebody like me. Infact hope they will serve the food by 3am before the parade?

macuwon: sweety!!!
I jst dey dodge since ooo.. U no hear say e-war bin dey?? Before samguine qo tk style use dt sharp cutlass trim my punk way i dey train since 08.

Missed u alot!

even me i av to use my safety helmet to avoid flying bottles

yokiti: Then those soldiers are very lenient with your cousin when he/ she served.. Most times, it always 3. 30 am or 4: 00am

4am seems too fast na That's the period i enjoy my sleep most n i hate it when somebody wakes me up that period

Eewo!!! 32k for shoes only?

@ faamo419, guy abeg which side you dey stay coz i wan come greet you now now

cutiepie01: kk.Four shirts,u?

Just four. I think that will be ok for me although one is V-neck, I don't know if they will accept v neck

Opeyemia: just #100 Dif

I'm on my way there now self. The bikeman carrying me charged me just #300 for go-come. Hope i made a wise decision

Opeyemia: Just Back Frm Market For My Tennis,bought It At The Rate Of #900

Eewo! That man don dupe me o. I bought mine 1k, i'm running to collect my #100 change immediately

cutiepie01: Am good sweedie.Yeah,almost set.Need 2 get more white tops and my provisions,how're u doing?

Mine remain just provisions. How many shirts have you gotten so far

moshmod101: Lagos bro!!

I thought as much. Those are the places you can get things at such cheaper prices

Medunah: Lolz, i av replied u

ok

Eeeh! It's been long o. I'm happy for those guys. But seriously govt's levity as regarding polytechnic education is something that needs to be looked in to.

I just hope they won't embark on another soon

moshmod101: Waoh just finished some shopping,seems I really got a good price
Here @ dosunmu market Lux 3 in 1 900 chase deer 400 each
Try round neck 500 each then Short 350 each..can u beat dat!!!

You try. Which state is that

adedeji65: haha easy Lion

Lol.. No be my fault bro. I dey imagine those drills without something in my belly.

My plan is to take like two full cups before going for the morning parade.

Medunah: Yup jawe, am through now, i called you nah but u didnt ansa me

Haaaa! I didn't hear when you called me, i would've come. Anyway sha, weldone.
I've sent you a PM n i hope you'll reply me

adedeji65: abeg na gari dey important pass ooo.. I will get mine when letter done arrive

Ok baba. Na full basin i dey carry go self.

adedeji65: bro expectations high baje.... just that the time dey crawl ...I never get any thing for service... what about u

I don get some sha, but i still have to get more, especially my provisions coz i like food well well

Medunah: bin busy, jz logged in......my nite was gud, urs??

Oh!! You should have invited me to come n help you wit some na . My night was great, and hope you're through with the chores now

adedeji65: funaab

Ok bro. I have somebody with that name too from uniben. I was trying to get maybe he's the one using this moniker. How preparation for camp?

Darkchocolate: Good morning beautiful people.

Goodmorning dear. How was your journey to the thread

adedeji65: surely it should unless u step on Mine bomb

Ehn ehn. That means the fight na serious one be that o. Anyway sha, i will watch my steps.
Bro which school did you grad from?

adedeji65: use helmet bruh

Lol.. Are you sure that will guarantee my safety here

Oboy na serious fight dey go on here o. Make i run comot before flying bottles meet me for head

[quote author=cutiepie01][/quote]Cutiepie dear. How are are you? Hope you're now set for camp?

Kceee: U are welcom Bro,..that's d essense of dis thread..
Before som corpers go carry Gen and plasma TV go camp

Lol..

I been don dey reason how i wan carry my family size mattress before.

They are trying to practice in-breeding.

Kceee: Unnecessary Things People Take To Camp
Last week I posted about :Things To Take To Camp
– Here is a list of things you do not need in camp.
1. MATTRESS: The Camp would provide that for everyone, so you don’t have to take any there. It would be excess luggage and in most camps if you meet the wrong or maybe hungry (lol) officials it would be seized.
2. CUTLERY: You might be surprised, but yes, they seize them except spoons. Knives, fork and even metal spoons are seized because it is believed that Otondos use them for negative things……
3. SOPHISTICATED GADGETS: Things like iPads, big tablets, laptops etc… These attract thieves and they are not necessary,you can take your PSP, games and novels in case you get bored. In fact for those who have smartphones, BlackBerries, iPhones etc You should take just that to camp. At least the lesser you carry, the better for you to watch. It reduces the
likelihood of it being stolen, misplaced or damaged.
4. BIG/EXCESS LUGGAGE: There is no need to stress yourself in carrying things you won’t need. When you are packing, ensure you check my previous post on what to take. Those are the necessities. Also on your first day, you would have
to be moving around with your luggage or where you will be forced to put it on your head. Yes. On your head. God help you if yours is heavy. hmmm this is where OYO (on your own) wakes up. If you get the top bunk, you might not have space to store the said suitcase. Think it’ll attract thieves. The more it looks like you have, the higher the chances you’ll be targeted for theft.
5. PRESSING IRON: It would be seized from you and won’t get it back till camp is over. Also, most camps don’t have sockets in the rooms and some don’t even have electricity in the rooms allocated for corps members.
7. CAR: Why on earth would you take your car to camp? Are you trying to impress babes (for the guys) or oppress the officials? It is not necessary.
Some very strict camps would send you away or your tyres would be deflated. It could be at a risk of being stolen cox it won't be allowed into the camp premises.
8. Boiling ring, mirrors, bottled items, extension boxes. They will all be seized. (don’t ask).
The Camp Commandant (the soldier in charge) and the other soldiers may tell you that if you participate in parade, play volleyball, and do all they want you to do, you will end up being posted to a favourable place for your Primary Assignment (PPA) - LIES! Soldiers ain't got that power at all, maybe the Camp director and some NYSC officials can help, but not all of them have the powers they claim.
Have fun but never agree to be manipulated or coerced into anything by anyone. I wish you all GOODLUCK.
Are there any items missing from this list? Please contribute. Remember comments are free.

Thanks for that. Pls keep the updates coming