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adedeji65: funaab

Ok bro. I have somebody with that name too from uniben. I was trying to get maybe he's the one using this moniker. How preparation for camp?

Darkchocolate: Good morning beautiful people.

Goodmorning dear. How was your journey to the thread

adedeji65: surely it should unless u step on Mine bomb

Ehn ehn. That means the fight na serious one be that o. Anyway sha, i will watch my steps.
Bro which school did you grad from?

adedeji65: use helmet bruh

Lol.. Are you sure that will guarantee my safety here

Oboy na serious fight dey go on here o. Make i run comot before flying bottles meet me for head

[quote author=cutiepie01][/quote]Cutiepie dear. How are are you? Hope you're now set for camp?

Kceee: U are welcom Bro,..that's d essense of dis thread..
Before som corpers go carry Gen and plasma TV go camp

Lol..

I been don dey reason how i wan carry my family size mattress before.

They are trying to practice in-breeding.

Kceee: Unnecessary Things People Take To Camp
Last week I posted about :Things To Take To Camp
– Here is a list of things you do not need in camp.
1. MATTRESS: The Camp would provide that for everyone, so you don’t have to take any there. It would be excess luggage and in most camps if you meet the wrong or maybe hungry (lol) officials it would be seized.
2. CUTLERY: You might be surprised, but yes, they seize them except spoons. Knives, fork and even metal spoons are seized because it is believed that Otondos use them for negative things……
3. SOPHISTICATED GADGETS: Things like iPads, big tablets, laptops etc… These attract thieves and they are not necessary,you can take your PSP, games and novels in case you get bored. In fact for those who have smartphones, BlackBerries, iPhones etc You should take just that to camp. At least the lesser you carry, the better for you to watch. It reduces the
likelihood of it being stolen, misplaced or damaged.
4. BIG/EXCESS LUGGAGE: There is no need to stress yourself in carrying things you won’t need. When you are packing, ensure you check my previous post on what to take. Those are the necessities. Also on your first day, you would have
to be moving around with your luggage or where you will be forced to put it on your head. Yes. On your head. God help you if yours is heavy. hmmm this is where OYO (on your own) wakes up. If you get the top bunk, you might not have space to store the said suitcase. Think it’ll attract thieves. The more it looks like you have, the higher the chances you’ll be targeted for theft.
5. PRESSING IRON: It would be seized from you and won’t get it back till camp is over. Also, most camps don’t have sockets in the rooms and some don’t even have electricity in the rooms allocated for corps members.
7. CAR: Why on earth would you take your car to camp? Are you trying to impress babes (for the guys) or oppress the officials? It is not necessary.
Some very strict camps would send you away or your tyres would be deflated. It could be at a risk of being stolen cox it won't be allowed into the camp premises.
8. Boiling ring, mirrors, bottled items, extension boxes. They will all be seized. (don’t ask).
The Camp Commandant (the soldier in charge) and the other soldiers may tell you that if you participate in parade, play volleyball, and do all they want you to do, you will end up being posted to a favourable place for your Primary Assignment (PPA) - LIES! Soldiers ain't got that power at all, maybe the Camp director and some NYSC officials can help, but not all of them have the powers they claim.
Have fun but never agree to be manipulated or coerced into anything by anyone. I wish you all GOODLUCK.
Are there any items missing from this list? Please contribute. Remember comments are free.

Thanks for that. Pls keep the updates coming

Goodmorning house n happy weekend to you all

ellagal: Anytime !! Fine,your's?

Splendid. it was rainy throughout n the cold was really good.

It depends on the guy, if he's the appreciative type that doesn't take you for granted, even you self will be happy spending for him but once he is not appreciating your efforts. You should stop immediately.

Medunah: Lolz, forget him jor, pick someone else. Yeah, am a barca fan

Ok no problem. Ellagal will do that for me .

Goodmorning n how was your night?

ellagal: Sure dear..my pleasure #dancing

Thanks a million dear. goodmorning n how was your night?

ellagal: I jst can't wait for sunday

Even me too.

And pls will you stand as witness for me in our (Me n Medunah) bet ?

Medunah: Andy kini? Is d guy even normal at all?

Lol...
*Ma je kori nkan to ko yen o* coz I no fit catch fight

Medunah: Naaah, argentina all d way #teammessi

I'm suspecting you're a barca fan. Am i right?

Medunah: I jz cant shout. One more thing, u need someone to acknowlegde the bet nd i will also bring one person to acknowledge the bet so u dnt back out when argentina finally wins the cup

I don't think we need two persons for that again. Since Andyblaze is here, he should be able to do that for us

Medunah: I know but 4rm past xperience, i will feel somehow collecting d money 4 days cos in my mind, it will b like i didnt work 4 it

Valentinooo: Ok o. Let's keep fingers crossed till then. Keep it in mind o. Once i'm able to win it, don't let me call you before you answer o

What about the Netherland vs Brazil match tomorrow. What do you have to say about that match?

Medunah: I know but 4rm past xperience, i will feel somehow collecting d money 4 days cos in my mind, it will b like i didnt work 4 it

Ok o. Let's keep fingers crossed till then. Keep it in mind o. Once i'm able to win it, don't let me call you before you answer o

ellagal: Amen.. Abeg make dem grind dem into powder

Na so o. Even Messi himself knows that they're already in soup

Medunah: Money bet ko, e-bet jor, my own is if argentina wins, u will be my e-servant 4 a week, u must do everytin i ask u to do on NL. So choose ur own but it must not b outrageous ooo

Eewo! No problem sha. I go with that too. But na money sure pass, hope you know that?

Medunah: Oya nah, make we bet

No problem then.. Hope you're okay with 5-5k?

I know the germans will not disappoint me

remsonik: Oya take but u go return am sha o

You sure say that guy no go misplace that charger? And beside self you no get follow_come charger?

Medunah: If i hear, argentina will kick germany's butt

It's just 2days to go. I'm sure argentina will see a repeat of last world cup .

Don't worry, i will come n quote you after the match. Or you wanna bet wit me?

ikes9: Ehen nah true
who yhu think say go win this World cup

You know it's the Germans na. Netherland will've been a tougher opponent hadn't been they qualify. They will crush argentina self

@op, oya say bye bye to your thread

CodeineJunkiee: That I can adjust to. I was thinking we could still hangout as usual

Nah. Go n find a girlfriend or marry your own wife if you want to hang out.

You can but try as much as possible to reduce it to the barest minimum. Not all those morning, afternoon and night calls anymore. So make it once in a while.

Does it mean that all those that have been writting since are all handsome/beautiful to the extent that only their dates look disappointing?

Haven't you guys met up wit a date that feels you're not pretty enough?

I smell lies here

Lorlaahlozz: ugly or fine..depends on d personality

It's like you're the only one reasoning along my line here. The way pple are shouting this ugly ehn, even me self come dey fear. That's why it's good to relate in person before passing your judgement. I don't believe anybody is ugly

Lorlaahlozz: buh guy's wahala ontoo ugly gals 2 much.....see all of their stories.......when dey see d babe is ugly...dey change.........


l8r dey'll say dey re chopping their money...

That's one of the problem with blind date. Once one notices that the other isn't pretty enough they tend to withdraw forgetting the major aspect which is character.