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Sports › Re: A Nairalander With Obafemi Martins (obagoal) In Dubai by valkaywalex(m): 11:34am On Dec 17, 2015

ifyalways:
Just 250 dirhams?

see her mouth! the last time I checked, Uae dirham is 54 naira.
54*250=#13,500. Go steal dah amount for mkt, make u knw watsup.

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Sports › Re: A Nairalander With Obafemi Martins (obagoal) In Dubai by valkaywalex(m): 11:28am On Dec 17, 2015

Osahon7:
Nice one ! Abeg Op Dubai get clubs! I taught its only mosques and jab wearing ladies you see in dubai?

Yea bro, but not in Dubai, dubai na like Lagos, dubai get clubs wella, but all other states/towns like shajar, Ajman, rak city, Al ain, fujeirah, Abu Dhabi, u can hardly see somtin like club house, if u drink beer for public sef police go gbe u.

Politics › Re: People Who Failed To Use Pedestrian Bridges In Lagos Punished (pics) by valkaywalex(m): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2015

Sports › Re: A Nairalander With Obafemi Martins (obagoal) In Dubai by valkaywalex(m): 11:21am On Dec 17, 2015

@kaffy4tope, d last time i checked, you were in Ajman, when did you relocated to Dubai?

Politics › Re: Funny Caption Of Dasuki's Photo by valkaywalex(m): 6:53pm On Dec 16, 2015

Education › Re: (PHOTO) What Is He Doing In The Classroom? by valkaywalex(m): 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2015

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Education › Re: Lead City University Clinic Welcomes First Ever Baby Since 10 Years Of Opening by valkaywalex(m): 6:40pm On Dec 16, 2015

Politics › Re: Ambode Leading Officers To Arrest Traffic Offenders In Ijora (Photos) by valkaywalex(m): 6:39pm On Dec 16, 2015

ladyF:
good one. He should hand-cuff them and send them to prison Just kidding o, before una come dey bash me..

Guess who is here again

hehehe

been a while ma'am, u don't make Fp Dese days, thank God say u don get job nw

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Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by valkaywalex(m): 2:36pm On Dec 16, 2015

Crime › Re: Policemen Beat Up, Rupture Churchgoer’s Intestine (pictured) by valkaywalex(m): 12:02pm On Dec 16, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Sends Man Letter For Refusing To Pay Dues by valkaywalex(m): 11:40am On Dec 16, 2015

Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by valkaywalex(m): 10:16am On Dec 16, 2015

Crime › Re: Nigeria Woman Who Burnt Lover's Private Part With Hot Iron, Jailed In UK (photo) by valkaywalex(m): 10:00am On Dec 16, 2015

Nairaland General › Re: Look At The Snake My Younger Brother Killed This Night At His Door Step (PICS) by valkaywalex(m): 7:40am On Dec 16, 2015

viickerz:
See as the two of you black like engine oil...

Why wont a snake be scared of u guys... U are dark people na

In short, make dem go bleach now abi? undecided

Romance › Re: Romantic Chrrrrismas Pressent For All The Ladies!! by valkaywalex(m): 10:49pm On Dec 15, 2015

MrCork:
...mansion?... £10,000 shud get u a mansion ther Iin Nigeria but I can only send u £8000

shut up dere alaye, £10,000 wey no rent house for lekki, na hin u wan take buy mansion huh

, e no buy land for mushin sef, undecided

homebased mechani forming international.

Politics › Re: Court Sacks Uche Secondus, PDP Acting Chairman by valkaywalex(m): 10:26pm On Dec 15, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Is Adekunle Gold Of YBNL A Chronic Smoker? (Photo) by valkaywalex(m): 10:15pm On Dec 15, 2015

cashdosh:
Orunmila

Rubbish, u no like Sango ni huh

Anaskie:
...

Meaning

, you high on oshogbo weed I guess?

hizson:
the way threads are thrown to front page this evening ehn...

I tire o, dose Mods matter tire me o, if I talk again nw, dem go ban me say make I go rest for 3days, awon were. undecided

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Career › Re: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Give To His Boss Who Has Almost Everything? by valkaywalex(m): 9:56pm On Dec 15, 2015

invite am come NL, e go appreciate am more dan gift, you get wat am saying halla!

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Events › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of An Airforce Personnel & His Fiancee by valkaywalex(m): 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2015

Make thunder fire the mod wey ban my regular moniker, person go dey correct dem say make dem no dey post nonsense for FP, dem go turn deaf ears, dem don turn NL to linda ikeji, make thunder fire dose Mods once again, ban dis moniker again, make ogun judge una, awon were.

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Steps Out In Style Today In The Best Footwears - by valkaywalex(m): 1:38pm On Aug 23, 2015

killzone:
abeg help me ask these mods since na yeye topics they just they move to front page

i dey tell u Bros, NL don dey piss me off these days, na so so yeye topics moved to FP by yeye dumbass mods, seun sef no dey monitor d site himself again, maybe e don venture into anoda biz.

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Steps Out In Style Today In The Best Footwears - by valkaywalex(m): 10:52am On Aug 23, 2015*

wetin concern us?

If hin like make hin wear worst footwear, all dese yeye mods wey dey smoke oshodi weed just dey like push anytin to Fp.

Abeg anybody ft tell us wetn dis topic teach us?

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Romance › Re: 15 Signs That Shows You Are Dating A Retired Prostitute (runs Girl) by valkaywalex(m): 10:45am On Aug 23, 2015*

@ Op, how do you know all these?

Two things must be definately involved, is either u're currently dating an Olosho, or you've already married one, no offence.

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Romance › Re: I'm 27 Loving A 17 Year Old!!! Pls Help.. by valkaywalex(m): 8:54pm On Aug 22, 2015

yourboss:
27 - 17 = 10

10years age range, well not that much but don't molest the girl o, if u know u really love her then u can keep her up but if u know u're only having lust interest for her be careful sir

[size=15pt] Mr Relationship councellor, how va nw, u tink say e go easy make dat guy just keep her like dat, e no easy o.

It's ur boy walkopet, na dis new moniker i dey use nw, as these yeye mods dey ban me always.[/size]

Romance › Re: The Day I Lost My Virginity To My Boyfriend by valkaywalex(m): 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2015

[size=18pt]Tales by SunLight.[/size]

Romance › Re: The Day I Lost My Virginity To My Boyfriend by valkaywalex(m): 8:34pm On Aug 22, 2015

I don't use to believe all these cook up stories in romance section these days.

Culture › Re: Babalorisa Paulo: Most Sophisticated Babalawo In The World (Photos) by valkaywalex(m): 6:19am On Aug 22, 2015

oderemo:
Laff don kill me tie@ ton of niddle gun yan.

yea, awon iya mi loun je bee!

Awon iya mi toun fi omo odo ro eti.

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Culture › Re: Babalorisa Paulo: Most Sophisticated Babalawo In The World (Photos) by valkaywalex(m): 6:04am On Aug 22, 2015

Aminat508:
lolz eseun o.

lol,...ko t'ope o.

E kaaro!

Ee jiire bi?

Ji ji mo ji lowuro yi, mo se'ba eyin agba o!

Iba Eyin iya mi elewu osun,

Iba eyin iya mi alaso aro,

Iba eyin iya mi to un fi needle gun iyan,

Iba eyin iya mi to un fi owu alauntakun ran'so,

Ni tori, eyin ni olataka,....olaraka, olatikaka ragbada, eyin ni olomo to un ma ori oloja merinlelogun,

Awoye ni ke wo mi o eyin iya, e le wo ota mi l'awo pa, ko seyi to kan mi.

Eje ko du waa se o eyin iya!

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Culture › Re: Babalorisa Paulo: Most Sophisticated Babalawo In The World (Photos) by valkaywalex(m): 5:33am On Aug 22, 2015

Aminat508:
awa lalasa wa

Maami l'oshogbo, Next time you state it like this, “Awa la lasaa wa”, as u jam everytin 2geda make it sounds like a foreign language, it takes me few mins b4 i could comprehend.

My regards to Ogbeni.

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