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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Get-together Party 4.0 by valmunich(m): 11:50pm On May 07, 2018
5k for guys, free for ladies. I see.
Education / Re: Apply For Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) Scholarship Awards 2018/2019 by valmunich(m): 10:29pm On Feb 04, 2018
I can't access the application website
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Must References Appear In Every CV? by valmunich(m): 11:04am On Feb 03, 2018
danidee10:
That's why I love everything about software engineers, our cv's are always different....we're always different smiley
Who ask you?
Business / Re: How To Make Money On Facebook In Nigeria by valmunich(m): 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2018
How much have you made thus far?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by valmunich(m): 9:16pm On Jan 15, 2018
2nioshine:
Any called for AC this Friday.?
Were you invited??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Informed Got Me A Job With An International Organisation. by valmunich(m): 10:38am On Jan 11, 2018
A million congrats to you. I would've flopped at the real estate question though. I've never had even a jot of interest in that area

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Graduate HR Trainees Position At UBA by valmunich(m): 7:33pm On Jan 10, 2018
I didn't include my passport photograph before submission. i hope this does not affect my chances?? sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opportunities At Stanel Group: Awka, Jos & Suleja- PICTURES by valmunich(m): 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2018
Slymonster:
I hate when an organisation keep using gmail.com. That ish will soon be full and unable to take in mails.
Already happening
Religion / Re: Question: Who Owns The rooster That Crowed After Peter Denied Jesus? by valmunich(m): 11:42am On Jan 05, 2018
Three years later, someone went to exhume this thread grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by valmunich(m): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2017
I took the test some weeks ago and was successful. These past questions you guys are after wasn't of much help. My advice: Do all you can to visit page 58 and 59 of the 2015 thread. The English was a bit tough same with Logical Reasoning. Mathematics was basic calculations. Also, you all should ready your minds immediately for BAT should the Aptitude test turn out successful. Best of luck to you all.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by valmunich(m): 9:17pm On Nov 23, 2017
encrypt:

Got past questions where's your mail
ohamadikevalentine@gmail.com. please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by valmunich(m): 8:06pm On Nov 21, 2017
segtiko:



check your Mail box......already sent
Hello bro, could you help me with the past question pack? ohamadikevalentine@gmail.com thanks
Music/Radio / Re: Enter Here ED SHEERAN Fans by valmunich(m): 9:50pm On Aug 20, 2017
Don't

I'm a mess

Runaway

Even my dad cries

Shape of you.

Not quite much of a fan. But he most certainly makes good music.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Couple With Their Little Son In NYSC Outfit (Photo) by valmunich(m): 8:58am On Aug 06, 2017
Lol... The media seff.. I'm serving in the same local government with these guys and trust me, they aren't married. That's not even their baby! grin

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Romance / Re: My Widowed Mum Is Trying To Marry *opinions by valmunich(m): 3:17pm On Aug 04, 2017
ibkayee:
Why are you even visualising your mum getting 'drilled' undecided
As in ehn... That's a pretty sick thought sad
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by valmunich(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2017
OgaBuhari:
what happened to King jaja of Opobo when he resisted Colonial rule?
Coerced into exile
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by valmunich(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2017
giftiy:
Give Me one example of phylum Amphibian
Frog
Education / Re: Choose Your Best Subject Here And Someone Will Ask You A Question by valmunich(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2017
Government
Romance / Re: 7 Ways Poor Guys Survive Without A Girlfriend by valmunich(m): 4:49pm On Apr 13, 2017
Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in.

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.
Chaii! Oga, this is brutality on a subtle level sad
Family / Re: List Of Things Required For Marriage In Ubima, Amaechi's Town by valmunich(m): 4:34pm On Apr 13, 2017
Nawa oo... This is way outrageous... If na me, make I hear say I marry again.. Make Una wife Una daughter ni... Mshwmm

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Education / Re: Am In 100 Level I Performed Very Poorly In Our First Semester Exam by valmunich(m): 10:15pm On Apr 10, 2017
lilzcee:
no i can't disclose the name of the university
I'm pretty sure it's Funai.. it's very hard not relating to the things you pinpointed after four years in the school grin

My advice: Your 'baby steps' are not enough to conclude that you're not a bright student.. Just remain steadfast in your studies, subsequently, you'll get to discover your contemporary 'baby step' considerations are mere facades.

See you at the top...
Romance / Re: I Pranked My Girlfriend With HIV On April Fools Day by valmunich(m): 2:52pm On Apr 04, 2017
buygala:
The girl changed dp twice between 12:22 and 12:33, the eleven minutes in which this conversation lasted sad

She was still busy changing dp even when she was in suspense of the guy's HIV test result undecided ....

I mean...who has time for such frivolity when under such suspense?


In short....this conversation is rigged and fabricated just to trend online undecided....

Next bullshiit please sad

Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed the dp change grin
Celebrities / Re: Seal (musician) Celebrates His 54th Birthday Today by valmunich(m): 3:41pm On Feb 19, 2017
Wow... Seal is Nigerian? Never knew. My favourite song still remains "daylight saving"
Family / Re: This Nigerian Lady Is So Proud Of Her White Hubby (see Pics) by valmunich(m): 7:22pm On Dec 18, 2016
They surely will make beautiful kids

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Celebrities / Re: Student Uses Falz As A Case Study For Her Project by valmunich(m): 11:57am On Nov 25, 2016
This Falz's funny type of English Language did not only push him to the forefront of show biz but also gradually pushing him into academia.. Nice one!

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Food / Re: Chinese Rubber Rice Now In Nigeria, Woman Who Fell Victim Raises Alarm (Video) by valmunich(m): 11:33am On Nov 25, 2016
Car Talk / Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by valmunich(m): 8:23am On Nov 11, 2016
ba7man:
was driving along Ikorodu expressway once leaving Ikorodu at a moderate speed on the outer lane and all of a sudden a car turned from the inner lane to the opposite lane without trafficating.

I slammed my brakes hard that the tires squealed till I stopped just shy of hitting that car alongside.


I wound down my window and was like...... "Madam, what are you.... " she suddenly replied me " Shut up!!! you're stupid!!! fool!!!.... ".

I was in shock at her reaction and ignorance..... I just kept quiet and waved her on.
Lol, i can so relate to what the woman did. I do that sometimes. . Some Drivers can go overboard with their abuses over a small mistake, and that alone can be way demeaning.
So, to be on the safer side and not look like an amateur driver, it's better to pick on the other driver even when you're wrong, that way, we both share the burden of the scathing remarks.
Besides, admitting a fault never solved anything on the Nigerian road.

PS: This is only advisable when there's no physical damage incurred on the other driver's car

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