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Stale!

Yea, family business as usual

One big and one small phone is cool




Btw, OP you have to come to par with the fact that the number of phones one chooses to use is their personal life and choice.

This whistle-like thing, add some water into it and blow for more effective sound...





Chaiii! I don old ohh

When I was in Jss3, I was preparing for my junior secondary school exams, not committing suicide over some silly relationship issue

who had time for relationships then seff? . she should rest well anyway

Dayvhid:
niqqa diz wan no b kiss na peck

whatever
So far it was performed with lips

A hand job and a bloww job
NL keeps changing my shiii to 'mouth action' does that even make sense





Why? Cos I'm as straight as dick, niccur!

Imagine those girls kissing 'their' grandpa

The religionists will say...























































































GOD

Why are they striving pretty hard to garner some cheap publicity for this fruitless exercise


If they really mean business, why not conduct it on a low key and let the results speak for them??

This obviously spells for another fruitless and resource wasting exercise, I guess.



Why jonathan's administration alone anyway? I smell foul play.

pupsyd:
Yes you are right, but this forum wasn't specifically made for granny also

Can you go play in the sand, with your toy or something... just swerve, boy! I'm indisposed for your childish 'businesses'

This is exactly why kids shouldn't be endorsed on this forum

Just like in the group chat, you were also in a meeting arrangement, you were just quick to conclude it's a relationship

When people, the ilks of the OP go really start to dey get sense

Age instability. . .

marshalcarter:
Dear LORD.....you re the LORD that gives wat no man can collect from anybody...and ur word said that we should ask nd it shall be granted unto us.....therefore grant this OP sense..brain...wisdom...understandin to post reasonable nd delightful topic...




Do it and take all glory
#amen

*...smokes pot*

Hilarious how we've baptized weed with diverse nomenclatures

IamLEGEND1:
dem go chop knuckle

Konji seff don catch bat carry am go meet "horse power"

reminds of Falz, poe and yemi's 'marry me'

lol...

I couldn't agree more...

mazeech:
You mean this new weird gist, Freecocoa? As your user name implies, e be like say u like free things

Ok, here's the gist: British man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon?

Join the Nairaland forum here- https://www.nairaland.com/2499597/still-thinking-man-calls-police

Source: https://www.mazech.com/arrest_the_cat%3F

Ogbeni, shey na by force to visit your blog ni? why not post the whole of your stockpiled 'intriguing' news here?

Bottom line is, make MTN mast fall on top my head for road as I dey click any link here

The ethnic-cum-religious bigoted dullard is at it again