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Utter stupidityy

Futureleader1:
The zoo caused it....

So every perceived social evil Is now attributed to the zoo?

Since she wanted to be a man, why was she fascinated by labour experience

Those guys on the front page shaa

Which federal university does this poo?!?!

Make I shït for knicker as I dey click that link

Harmattan semester ni

If this OP no be a follow d1ck like me make I wear pant waka for road.

It's quite pitiful how guys waste so much time trying to understand these girls

Eeyahh! I feel for her

Mine was during my junior secondary school days, there was this guy, a friend of my brother who was in senior secondary then, he always visited him at home. subsequently, I got to know him too cos of how close he was to my brother, so one afternoon, he came visiting as usual, this time around my brother wasn't around, which I told him but he insisted on coming in that his coming shouldn't be a waste since he was already at the door . .who am I to decline kwan?
I opened the door for him. . . We went to the sitting room and I asked him if he wanted to play video games cos that's what he always does whenever he visits, he quickly declined and asked me to come sit on his lap. . . I went and sat on a couch near him, he insisted I should sit on his lap, offering me 5H just so I could do it. with further refusal, he made it 1k in line with a silly attempt to get me mindfuckkked into believing that his father was Gozie Okeke, the gospel singer, that he would get me signed to his father's label knowing I was a good lover of music. Imagine! All these just so I could sit on his laps
When he noticed I wasn't gonna give in, he made a move to kiss me, that was when it hit me what the whole drama was all about.
Surprisingly, I let out a scream accompanied with a punch on his cheek, the guy quickly dashed out of the house with a plea that I shouldn't tell my brother what transpired

Luckily for me, he forgot the 1k and left, I kukuma carry that one go help my matter

In p.square's voice "this na temptation!... it can lead to confusion! "

midolian:
Ah ah! Na wa o! This man was 26 last year na

that's our Nigerian celebs for you,, they count their age the other way round

Una try shaaa, me likey!



Buh egbon, sheyy you no go like be Canadian national?? Why you dey dull body nah?

admax:
Buhari shouldn't have released any press released on that jobless guy's experiment.

Come to think of it if a biafra would exist: would the millions of Ibos in Lagos and other part of the country sell their properties and return back to biafra? the guys in Alaba, Ladipo and many part of the North? Ibo traders sell their goods side by side with other tribes without issues in many part of the country.

Very minute and jobless Ibos will support any biafra nation. I am a Yorubaman who has travelled to ALL EASTERN States, i have visited most villages in Iboland yet i haven't witness hatred from them. I even slept in a stranger's house first time i went to Umuahia.

Long Live Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Nwanne, Ina ako tuuuuuu!

Gurgle:
and it doesn't make you even sicker, ok o

Nahh, it doesn't...



I do it more when I operate my phone for a long time in bed

Gurgle:
and you didn't fall?

maybe it helped you sleep by allowing cool air to reach your body

I hope you don't walk strangely now after all that you have inflicted on your posture

Lol. . . I only do it when I'm sick or have stomach pain

tpiadotcom:
interesting.

Why e dey interest you ni??

People get mind shaa

Blockbusters all the way!




That coat hook shaa, who don see am before??

It's been a long time coming...

Who else thinks this is another fruitless means for baba and his entourage to waste time and resources

Where this agbaya escape from

You got what you asked for

Those seniors that used to intimidate us with this then

Lol. . . Did this in school die!


Surprisingly, it helped me sleep well...

kehzofficial:
Ok, if a man at 45-year-old defiles a 9 year old girl pls is it a justifiable act ?

What is the minimum age of consent according to Nigeria's constitution ?

Did Buhari defile a 9 year-old girl??

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kehzofficial:
Bro, is Buhari not a pedophile ? please educate me.

Lol. . . I think it should be the other way round here, you should educate me,, what makes him a pedophile?