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hello guys, i developed a bulk SMS site and plan on incorporating routesms gateway. However I cant find any registration page on their website, just the login page. How do i register there to start using their gateway?

sorry, but you do not sound serious

let's learn from some of the ogas at the top

Much of my work has come from being lazy. I didn’t like writing programs, and so, when I was working on the IBM 701, writing programs for computing missile trajectories, I started work on a programming system to make it easier to write programs. -John W. Backus, FORTRAN developer

The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system– Bill Gates, Microsoft co-founder

I will, in fact, claim that the difference between a bad programmer and a good one is whether he considers his code or his data structures more important. Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.– Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux

Saw these quotes for one website like that and decided to share it with the house. Some are quite funny, some inspiring, some enlightening, some may even seem to be wrong to some gurus, but we can agree that they are interesting quotes

“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

“ It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. ” - Steve McConnel

“ Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. ” - Brian Kernighan

“ It's not at all important to get it right the first time. It's vitally important to get it right the last time. ” - Andrew Hunt and David Thoma

“ First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. ” - John Johnson

“ Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. ” - Stan Kelly-Bootle

“ Linux is only free if your time has no value. ” - Jamie Zawinsk

“ There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code. ” - Flon's Law

“ Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer. ” - Steve McConnel

“ Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined. ” - Kreitzberg and Shneiderman

“ Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. ” - Ralph Johnson

“ Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. ” - Louis Srygley

“ When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. ” - Alan Perlis

“ Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” - Eagleson's law

feel free to add yours

Boss e be like say you don do teacher abi na lecturing job before

Explain more

Good work, Bro

Very funny. Creative

J

barackosama:
Ahhhh ...i been dey think say dhtml18 go done win this stuff since Page 2 fa! @Seun please next competition should be for Web Devs.

If oga Seun stages a competition for web developers, he most likely will make it compulsory to be done with python and not php

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or even this one
https://www.nairaland.com/2414220/download-android-game-nigerians



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many android games have been developed by nairalanders, so just remove the first Nigerian game from your post title, and you may be able to get the reviews/downloads that you want

BrAkingNews:
Please take note the different between a game and a game for android sir. Thank you

what do you make of this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1501300/catch-thief-nigerias-first-3d

well there's nothing wrong with setting that target just give it all that you've got and at the end of the month you'll able to review how far you've gone. Good luck

Nice work @ OP.I believe i searched for something like that some months back

first Nigerian game indeed!