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Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:27pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
See you Shameless thing, Kadaria Ahmed is your analogy? Useless woman wrapper Wailer.
I am not a woman wrapper, only wrapped her once in Lagos grin that shouldn't make me a woman wrapper.
Romance › Re: 42-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies While Having Sex With His Girlfriend Of 2 Weeks by vanbonattel: 7:26pm On Dec 31, 2021
thorpido:
The girl was probably a much younger lover.
No dey do pass yourself.
Those younger girls no dey get mercy. They will just be riding the man forgetting his real age.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:16pm On Dec 31, 2021
helinues:
Na new year we wan enter so, no carry wailing enter the new year oo.

Na brodali advice
Naaaa, which wailing again. The people wailing are Kadaria Ahmed and the Northern youths. We dey under the canopy dey observe in pity.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Charity they say begins @ home, mention the Governor of your state, let us start the analysis from there?
Ganduje, the one who stuffed over $200,000 dollars in hos agbadaand walked away with it. grin
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2021
helinues:
And what's my business with north?
Oh, sorry I forgot you're still pretending to be from yorubaland grin

Kpele
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:12pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
You talking about President Buhari is no different from a foolish dog barking @ a flying bird

Now who do you think the fool between the two is, the dog that thinks the bird is scared of it for barking, or the bird that doesn’t even notice the barking dog?
Take it easy on yourself before you develop HBP. That you're taking the pain on behalf of the illiterate president is hilarious enough grin
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2021
helinues:
The source is questionable on this matter.

Comments reserved
Yeah, sources are questionable when it affects the North.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:09pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Dude I can tell you have nothing, You are still waiting, thinking the arrival of Biafra as promised by your Lunatic Director will give you a new lease of life?
We're talking illiterate presidents and their incompetence today, stop hiding behind your little finger.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Poor man vanbonattel, by their words you shall know them, your own shallow mentality will be your Achilles in future.
All because I pointed out how miserably incompetent your illiterate president is? Did I wrong you in any way bross grin
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel: 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
We don't need Igbo president.

We need Igbo country.
Hoo haa
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:02pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Even your father’s Oga, cannot look @ your Local Government chairman’s face.

You think your mockery of your President is affecting anyone but you in the country of the blind?
How do you know if my dad is not Dangote? grin

The president is mockable, we should enjoy it while it lasts.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 7:01pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
1st School leaving certificate? Just imagine a Peasant comparing his father with the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria?

Poverty is your problem, I don’t blame you.
2here did you read first school leaving certificate here, or do you also have eye problems? grin

President of a shitholle country who is losing over a thousand of his subjects in avoidable conflicts, the man is no fit to be a security man in my firm. grin
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 6:57pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
But that was the exact thing pdp said he should have done with the electoral bill.

That he should have signed it, with an executive request, it is still an APC affair.
You know, it usually takes the president a year and half to read a twenty page document grin

When we say someone is an illiterate, just agree and walk away.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 6:56pm On Dec 31, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Jokes aside, your Father is not half as educated as the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.
My dad has a certificate, the president doesn't. grin
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel: 6:45pm On Dec 31, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Is only on Social media you guys are serious.

And the government have giving you guys the freedom to enjoy una online country grin

Una want Biafla but the people of Anambra dey vote APGA, APC and PDP

Jokers grin
It will shock you. The Dss knows what's up and they are all there trying g to start a fire to divert attention but you're here yarning opata. It will shock you.
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 6:43pm On Dec 31, 2021
seunmsg:
Well, some of you are crass illiterates when it comes to having a good knowledge of the budgetary process and how government works generally in a presidential democracy. So, no point blaming you for posting nonsense, you really can’t comment beyond your level of understanding.
Yes, even the president doesn't understand a word from all he signed, someone who never believed in democracy and overthrew a sitting president. And now you expect him to understand what a budget means, you are asking for too much.
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel: 6:40pm On Dec 31, 2021
Blaze14k:
Wait we dont know how to play politics but nnamdi azikiwe brough the three protectorate together and we agreed on ruling the country by ourselves. How about that?
While their grandfathers were still jumping from tree to trees grin
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 6:37pm On Dec 31, 2021
seunmsg:
Some of you are really sick to be honest. You just criticize meaninglessly. The budget was transmitted to the president just last week and the 2021 financial year ends today. So, what do you expect the president to do between last week and today? Send it back to NASS when members are already on recess?

The president has done the right thing by signing the budget in time so as to maintain the January to December financial year. Thereafter, an amendment will be forwarded to the National Assembly next year to correct some of the anomalies that were raised by the president. That the budget had been signed does not mean it can’t be amended.
You just defined an incompetent illiterate grin

If this was your company, you will sign a faulty document that will throw your company into debt and then go to court and try to stop the check you signed?

Some people needs to be stripped of their certificates.
Romance › Re: She Pissed Me Off Badly by vanbonattel(op): 6:29pm On Dec 31, 2021
Candidlady:
Lies! So this is how you wanna kick off next year!
True story.
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 6:24pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
Off point.
Don't break you leg while running away grin

Slow down a bit.
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
Again. Off point.
Do you feel mosques should build science labs and schools, prisons? grin
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 6:05pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
Never.

You lot will do anything to defend foreign religion.

How is religion helping our people?

See other people investing in research and development, but our people invest in churches.

Calling government is diversion. We are not in a communist state. The Apples, Samsungs, Pfizers and Teslas reseach labs are not government owned.

We can do much much better. Churches add nothing to us. Infact churches are dragging us backwards.
What about mosques?
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel:
ERockson:
Lamentation Chapter 1 Vs 20-23
Lamentation that is coming from the North is drowning out the rest of the country.

Example


Did you travel during this festive period?
Please tell us the state of roads to your town! Lagos-Ibadan under construction.
Ibadan to Ikire to Gbongan to Ode-Omu manageable, but full of pot holes, you need to change lanes. Oshogbo to Ikirun no comment. Erinle to Offa, umnn. Offa to Ajase-Ipo, Oro to Omu-Aran on your own

Ile Ife to Ondo town manageable

Ondo town to ore worst

Ondo town to Akure manageable

Ikirun to Oshogbo good

Erin ile to offa not too good.
Offa to ajase (offa to eleyoka is bad, eleyoka to ajase is good)

Ajase to oro / omu aran good

Ajase to Ilorin not good

Offa to Ogbomosho via ilemona and Irra death trap

Ilorin to ogbomosho not bad still good
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 5:57pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
Off point.
He runs off.
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel: 5:56pm On Dec 31, 2021
longetivity:
This people don't know how to play politics, always lamenting
The people that knows how to play politics are dying in their thousands daily.
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 5:54pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
Are they Archbishops and Popes? Receive sense.
Churches are giving him something, the government is killing his people. Be wise.
Politics › Re: Why I Will Not Support Or Vote In Nigeria Again by vanbonattel: 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2021
BuhariAdvocate:
You are part of this problem all of us have common enemy and the enemy are Nigeria politicians and the fact is that nobody can does it better than what we are seeing now. If you observe you will agree with me that Nigeria is getting spoiling further .obj government better than umaru and umaru is better than Jonathan Jonathan administration people are living better life than this Buhari government nobody will occupy that seat than it will better than what we are expressing now unless they change the system.
Good morning this evening grin
Politics › Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by vanbonattel: 5:47pm On Dec 31, 2021
Success breeds contempt.

Aku bu ilo
Politics › Re: After Signing, Buhari Accuses National Assembly Of Padding 2022 Budget by vanbonattel: 5:43pm On Dec 31, 2021
Incompetence at its best grin
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 5:42pm On Dec 31, 2021
dialfa:
You won't see them commissioning schools. Or research centres. Or labs, Or factories.

We are cursed.
Are they the government? Stop hating.
Politics › Re: Obi Cubana Commissions Church In His Community As Arthur Eze Storm: Pictures by vanbonattel: 5:42pm On Dec 31, 2021
BKayy:
OK let the tithe, offering collection and brainwashing begin.

Watch as joblessness, poverty and ignorance will skyrocket in the area while the deceived that fell for the scam will be waiting/hoping for advanced money and goodies in an imaginary heaven.

This is an ancient but still surviving scam built on human greediness.They promise you eternal life which cannot be logically proved and unending goodies in a mysterious place while they take your remaining money, render you useless and (they) enjoy the current life and your money they made you reject in anticipation of the heaven, eternal life and goodies.

Once you are not greedy and don't believe in easy route to enjoyment, you can never fall for religious scam as well as other similar scams like ponzi etc.

Having said this, I will like to thank Obi Cubana for bringing more uselessness and poverty to his community.
Hate has killed some people before.
Romance › She Pissed Me Off Badly by vanbonattel(op):
We dated for some weeks, I made my moves but she refused, says she's a virgin. I stayed around and spent some money but no show, she moved on in spite of my shower of care and attention.

Returned this Xmas and saw her sister, she told me the my ex wants to see me. So I went. Her stature has changed, she was sitting near a small baby, less than a year. I asked who has the child and she said it's hers. She never married, BF got her pregnant and ran out of town. Now she is begging that I help her with finance to return back to school. And that she will do anything I ask including sleeping out.

What do you advice him to do.

This happened to my friend, not me.

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