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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Of Anambra State Is Working, At Least On Roads by vanbonattel: 11:41pm On Jan 11, 2013
[quote author=re@lchange]bring pictures o! not mouth.
if you come here with only mouth, god go punish your mouth dia[/quote][quote author=re@lchange]Forgive me for stealing some pictures online, is that really an offence?

Welcome to Onitsha grin grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Of Anambra State Is Working, At Least On Roads by vanbonattel: 10:19pm On Jan 11, 2013
[quote author=re@lchange]bring pictures o! not mouth.
if you come here with only mouth, god go punish your mouth dia[/quote]Same punishment god gave to Anmbra people in the form of Peter Okwoute, dont disturb me, baby pulling off already.......am I hawt or just lucky.....? loll
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Of Anambra State Is Working, At Least On Roads by vanbonattel: 10:15pm On Jan 11, 2013
Peter Obi is the worst governor in the country, I will be back to prove this after chopping one fine baby...........
Politics › Re: Igbo Man Should Be The Next Govornor In Kano. by vanbonattel: 10:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
Cant some people comment without bringing tribal sentiments into posts? There is more to life than mere tribalism.
Politics › Re: Igbo Man Should Be The Next Govornor In Kano. by vanbonattel: 9:42pm On Jan 07, 2013
why not, things like this strenghten democracy. The country is getting mature for this very soon
Christianity Etc › Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by vanbonattel: 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2013
minnie minnie minnie moe.........
Politics › Re: Yoruba Governor For Enugu In 2015 by vanbonattel: 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2013
If he will rule well, he is welcome.
Family › Re: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by vanbonattel: 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2013
safarigirl: agree 100%. There's no biggie in church wedding.

Some say that true Christians are those who marry in church in the presence of God, load of cr.ap.

Even in the Bible, it is said that when the parents of a couple bless the marriage, it is blessed by God by extension.

If you decide to elope with your spouse and do secret marriage be it in the church or registry, God no sabi that one.

That being said, your anniversary date should be the day of traditional...more than 50% of Nigerians don't even do church wedding, that one na extra money
Yes, church wedding na just 'keeping up with the jonesses' same couple will be poor as a result of pleasing friends by spending too much and the resultant poverty will lead to fights and disloyalty which will lead to hatred and resentment, which will lead to separation and divorce.
Politics › Re: An Open Letter To Afam4ever; Co-Moderator,Politics Section!! by vanbonattel: 12:13pm On Jan 06, 2013
seunfly: That is what will happen when you make public figure in afam4eva image a manager of a delicate section, peaple will be watching every moves/steps he made to judged him for good or bad. It depend on him now to be mature enough to analyse those peaple watching him closely and prove them wrong by doing things diffriently from the way of usual afam4eva.
You want the type of leader you can gagg and pocket in your 'sokoto' pockets?
Politics › Re: An Open Letter To Afam4ever; Co-Moderator,Politics Section!! by vanbonattel: 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2013
Nairaland is like Nigeria, put in a spineless, laissez faires, weak leader and the people shout. (GEJ)
Put in an autocratic, no nonsense action man and the people scream! (Idiagbon)

WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?
Family › Re: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by vanbonattel: 11:52am On Jan 06, 2013
[quote author=Dr. Wise]I had my Registry wedding on the 17th August.

Traditional on the 19th of August and Church on the 20th of August.

We adopted the 20th of August which was our Church wedding date as our anniversary.


The idea of doing Registry, Traditional and Church wedding is not a good one as it continues to be a drain pipe on the resources of a couple/man taking myself as an example.[/quote]The only important one is traditional marriage rites, others are borrowed cultures that will die as people become wiser.
Politics › Re: Toothless EFCC Barks Again: We Are Investigating 12 Gov Including Okorocha by vanbonattel: 11:46am On Jan 06, 2013
They will be settled as usual
Politics › Re: The Most Respected & Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently by vanbonattel: 11:32am On Jan 06, 2013
COOLDUN: The Most Respected and Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently is: Ahlhaji, Chief,Oba,Shiek,Bishop,Imam, Pastor, Mr,Mrs,Miss,Field Mashal: CORRUPTION. it is more powerful, dreaded, fearful, honoured, worshiped, cherrished, pampered, and accepted by every Nigerian, if i am not right then tell me any man or woman that has the general acceptance more than this Monster : CORRUPTION? I am waiting.
Corruption is a 'thing' and not a man. Go back to school.
Politics › Re: The Most Respected & Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently by vanbonattel: 11:31am On Jan 06, 2013
Naval sadiq: This tread is a war between the igbos and the yorubas.sentiment and nepotism has eaten deep into ina system
Lies.
Everybody is nominating his or her choice, nothing tribal here.
Politics › Re: Where Is Dimeji Bankole? by vanbonattel: 11:30am On Jan 06, 2013
Bank ole is busy washing his girlfriend's underwears.
Politics › Re: The Most Respected & Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently by vanbonattel: 11:21am On Jan 06, 2013
Prof. Chinua Achebe
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by vanbonattel: 11:20am On Jan 06, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: so Africans also have phobia? i dey laugh ohhhh..anyway make i read.
as for me i don't have any. cool
Not even mighty Nigeria crushing little cameroun?
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by vanbonattel: 11:19am On Jan 06, 2013
A bad leader leading this nation again
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 12:00am On Jan 01, 2013
chino11: This is time to make a resolution, but you have to start by telling us how many times you have r/a/p/e/d your mom this month..?
My new year resolution is to have more quality time with your wife.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:59pm On Dec 31, 2012
Crayola1: I don't know why you guys let Chino antagonize you all the time undecided
Chino is a big foool and I have owned him big time this night.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:56pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: Where did you keep your mother tonite..don't r/a/p/e her oo

I can arrange for w/h/o/r/e for you instead.. grin grin
I cannot think of any better LovePeddler than the one beside you now.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:47pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: How do you cope with your life at night? Very soon you will get you mother pregnant.. grin grin grin grin

Its time for your mother to send you out of her house before it becomes too late..homo
Check your wifes buttocks when she is asleep, I gave her some marks there in a wild sexual frenzy which we both enjoyed. The mark is about 3 centimeters on her left bum bum, caused by my nails as I was jerking her furiously. That day the tip of my prick was entering her womb area.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:42pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: Tell us the truth when last did you use your prick? Sex starved monster grin grin grin grin
My last time was with your wife, and am sure she is itching to surrender her toto to me again, she tells me you are useless in bed and you have a very small prick.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:40pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: She said that you sound like a hungry and angry man.. grin grin grin grin
She is right, she may know me in her past.

Madam, do you remember that mean guy who will first tie you up to my bed before banging you angrily for 4 hours, leaving your toto with raw bruises? Yeah, its me online, when do we meet up again for more punishment?
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:37pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: Okay...when did you kill your parents? Tell me the truth I won't tell my wife..
I know you are planning on using your prick to do rituals also.
Only Omanbala people are capable of money rituals.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:35pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: She said that you must look like monkey, that it is only monkeys reasons like you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
What about those her small breatss, please arrange plastic surgery for her breast implants, she looks like a witch
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:32pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: Have you killed your entire extended family for dinner..? grin
I am not an Omambala killer.....
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:31pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: My wife have a question for you monkey, my wife calls you monkey. She asked to know whether you have a job or not before we start talking about you getting a wife?? grin grin
I can percieve the smell of her toto even online, Madam, close your legs tightly.
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:29pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: It is you people that eat parents for dinner.. grin grin
Is your father still alive, or drying in your closet?
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:28pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: Am not boosting about Obi either but I will not sit here and watch you rubbish him..a common wawa man for that matter. You are still walking the streets drinking and smoking your life out. I already have a beautiful family grin grin
You will soon kill your wife for rituals like your kins do. Madam run away o!
Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by vanbonattel: 11:26pm On Dec 31, 2012
chino11: That is the same reason you dull animals give for being slow. grin grin

very unproductive set of people. We Anambrans are hardworking people, we hold the economy of Nigeria..go figure
So you kill your mothers to make money?

The blood of your mother is on your head, cursed idiott.

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