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[quote author=ekt_bear]lwkmd

I am glad that you have learned your lesson, at least. If you are having an argument with someone and they demolish your arguments so badly that you flee the thread for nearly three weeks, don't expect to be able to use those same bad arguments on other threads.

I guess the point has been made.[/quote]The only points made here are that you will die of bad belle, and buried in ebonyi state

jhydebaba: Nigeria is just a Jokeland.

a circus show really

cjrane: Isn't this a waste of time? Who doesn't know the census figure, and other so called "statistics" is fake in Nigeria?
Even the Kano 1991 census figure you mentioned was Kano + Jigawa state included. Now the new Kano still has the same population or even more than Lagos state.While Jigawa has another extra 5 million people as its population!!! Where did the extra 5 million come from?
That means the population growth in the old Kano state was about 100% in less than 10 years! Which qualifies to enter the guiness book of records. Infact, if Jigawa had not been created out from Kano state, the present population of kano state will now officially be 16 million people! Extra 7 million people more than Lagos! Tell me,isn't the figure laughable?

I dey laugh o

lagcity: Yes I am selling, but there is a loooooong line of buyers, so wait your turn. Property in Yoruba land is hot cake! I can't say the same for other regions though.

Them omo onile dey beg me to buy, I carry money for carton lol

lagcity: Dead ppl don't drink milk. How many cartons of milk r u getting from Hausa land that is worth the death? If u r getting so much milk from maiduguri, how come u can't use that milk money to buy machine guns to protect yourself in hostile territory?
I agree you guys are milking yoruba land, u r parasites. That's why some Yoruba are disgusted while most Yoruba simply hold their noses. Yoruba are disgusted, but igbos call it jealousy. Wtf? That is like saying I am jealous of the mosquito that is sucking my blood. It doesn't make sense!
When you milk a rich land like Yoruba land, there will still be peace because there's abundance of milk and honey. Yoruba won't attack you, but when u milk a desert in maiduguri, there will be bloodshed because there isn't enough milk to go around.

WTF IS THIS DUDE VOMITING?
SO SHUT THE FVCK UP AS WE ENJOY OUR MILKING LOOT

yarodin: LOL, well we all know that, but Yoruba has taken the sole responsibility for defeating Biafra even though the British, Russians, Arabs, US, and the whole of Nigeria fought against Biafra.

They can fight all they want because we are wining clearly

They won the war, and lost the peace!

I need to buy me another property in Lagos, lagcity, ekt bear and dayokany, are you selling your fathers compound

lagcity: u don't have to agree. It is d truth though. Ok, I surrender. Since our own statistics na wuruwuru, oya bring ya own make we examine.

we dont make up fancy statistics to manipulate the system and tell lies, we believe in raw cash, and we control tons of it

yarodin: Chei Nna na so you take curse me? Which one be Ekiti? Abeg I am not from that Yoruba State ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

beat the crap out of which people? has any yoruba man ever beaten an igbo man in anything in this life?
if not for conspiring and scheming to manipulate wayo with hausa people, can a yoruba man ever stand in front of an igbo man?

lagcity: You r lying. Igbos don't have any meat. The only meat igbos have is when Hausas turn u ppl into Suya. But still, u won't leave Kano or maiduguri. Why? What is so evil about Igbo land that you ppl refuse to live there?

are you so daft?
I said we want to milk you people dry first before going to our country and if you have any problems with that, then go and jump into the lagoon!

yarodin: Why are Yoruba manu always jealous of Igbos? During the war they beat the crap out of us, stole our money, yet they are still jealous and envious of Igbos. This is why Yoruba will become dead species in Nigeria in a couple of years.

who be this monkey from ekiti again?

lagcity: Accepted let us see the bank accounts. Igbo and lies. U keep shifting the goal post. We use employment figures, u no gree. We use GDP, u no gree. We use movement patterns from SE to SW in search of greener pastures, u no gree. mr okoro, show me the bank account.

we no gree because you have falsified figures in the usual nigerial wuruwuru way, how can I agree that ekiti state has higher prosperity than Anambra, tufiakwa! Abomination!

lagcity: you igbos are allergic to the truth, what is so bad about your igbo land? Y would u want to die in a place like maiduguri? These r important questions. Why r igbos disgracing us by behaving like internally displaced refugees? Why is Ralph uwazuruike building a refugee camp. Why cant igbos get their acts together. Igbo this, Igbo that. You ppl are too troublesome. They say the squeaky wheel gets the most grease but Nigeria is running out of grease all because Igbo refuse to grow up

We will keep moving out and milking you people dry till you beg us to leave and form our own super country.

felifeli: Come take banana. I am from Osun state and no hunger here. We plant our own food. God don curse your own land to be barren.

monkey wey dey chop banana

We have enough akpu with onugbu soup with enough meat that it will be very difficult for your fingers to move freely in the soup

lagcity: U see that is what I am talking about. U ppl are delusional! If igbos are actually what they claim they are, it would make sense. But when u guy toot your own horns, I actually wonder if there is another tribe called Igbo apart from the ones I know. Smdh

Of course there is another Igbo, the one you will never ever know or understand because your IQ is too low to operate on that level.

dayokanu: To everyone who has eyes on this thread they can see you have copied the post like 5 times without one single response

Thats the stats provided by the govt. Every stat provided shows the abject poverty that is ravaging Yiboland.

No wonder you all troop to the SW

Stats, which stats, like your census stats or you economic indices stats in nigeria which is always obtained after some guys have 9 bottles of beer and a round of sexxx with ashewo for hotel.

If you believe those useless stats then your brain is functioning anti clockwise!

does anybody need to check to see that the south east is doing better that the west? forget the stats, check the bank accounts!

[quote author=ekt_bear]Indeed, I remember that this is the story you told the other residents of the asylum.

And shortly after telling that story about being a doctor, you'd go frothing at the mouth like a mad dog and have to be forcibly sedated [/quote]Is that the only thing your deranged brain is telling you, then you are still sick and we are coming to haul you in. let me bring you chains because you may harm people in the streets

the whole nation was built on a lie, the foundation was very faulty, built with fake materials, repaired with damaged items and still suffering structural abuse. my surprise is, why has this country not fallen apart till now?

[quote author=ekt_bear]I carefully observed your own escape, then immediately after planned my own. You served as an inspiration to many.[/quote]I was the doctor who treated your nut case, and gave you a laptop to browse on saturday night, the kind, fair doctor remember?

Mighty Sparrow: I beg leave Awolowo alone! You hate him so much you send him to heaven. Achebe and co will not let him rest there. Do you want to send him out of heaven? [b]I beg leave Awolowo alone! You hate him so much you send him to heaven. Achebe and co will not let him rest there. Do you want to send him out of heaven? [/b]I beg leave Awolowo alone! You hate him so much you send him to heaven. Achebe and co will not let him rest there. Do you want to send him out of heaven?

Make them throw the guy down from heaven, I hope he lands in ALUU

[quote author=ekt_bear]What you have tolerance for is irrelevant, in my eyes.

Simply address the points raised. Put up, or shut up.[/quote]baba, you don escape from yaba left, how you do am?

Standing5: After reading the thread carefully again i couldn't comprehend ACM10 level of 'cluelessness' on economic issues, in fact na im Jona take resemble . . . ehn enh (touches the floor with a finger, places the finger on his tongue and raises it up to God while laughing out loud).

shi.t dey that floor o

andyanders: This country is " CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH" You just dey disturb yourself because the cabal cannot change as they have no conscience.They all are evil.

You will not be different if you get there so stop crying foul, your type will seize peoples salary for the next 6 months before leaving office.

Nobody is talking about the cattle and fowls counted in 1963 as humans?

These are the reasons why I think that women are the greediest creatures in the world.

You need to see them dancing in social events and that song 'everything na double double' is playing, they will be dancing more than the men, singing at the top of their voice. They want double car, double cloths, double shop and double shoes, but when the husband wants to marry double wife, come see trouble!

They come into your home immediately after you wed them and the house you laboured to buy is now 'her home' come see claims like my kitchen, my fridge, my room, my telly. Sorry mister, you are only the senior houseboy

They drag you out for shopping and they make sure you empty your purse buying all those useless expensive stuff which always ends up in the store room, to be used after 5 years, they buy all their stuff before they ask you, "Darling can I buy you this handkerchief?"

They spend hours cooking all sorts of dishes, and sample all the meat, cook pepersoup and eat, chop roasted chicken wings in the kitchen and serve the bone to the yeye man that thinks he can sit on the couch all day and watch TV. "Serves him right they say"

They are even greedy with the housemaid, try making the pretty young housemaid mop the floor in your bedroom when she was at work and she will raise hell if she ever finds out, haba! can she be at work and be at home at the same time?

omotola1: Na ur type dey beg women to stay on top sef.

its good once in a while, but one day women will be protesting online that the men are oppressing them by staying on top of them during love making.

to most doctors, seeing a p.u.n.n.y is as easy as seeing a case file for a policeman, relax, he has not finished checking out the fresh ones of young chicks.

dayokanu: WHy should it be a crime? Maybe it might be a crime for him to eat also

I see no big deal in it. Helping out makes the job faster

woman wrapper!

If I am president, any man found cooking except the wife is on sick bed should be flogged and locked up!
One day women will be demanding to stay on top of you every love making session!

pendo89: Differentiate the two>> experience and wisdom.
Not all married people have wisdom and the unmarried lack experience.

Are u better of listening to a married fool or an inexperienced but wise person?
tricky and I am tempted to say neither,so what I do is,take in what works in my situation and spit the rest no matter what the status of the source is.

The married fool may not have started that way, he may have been turned from a brilliant young banker/fast rising businessman to a broke, sacked, disgraced, bitter ex convict and drunk fool by his nagging wife.

You have to listen to the married fool before you end up like him!

SELFWORTH: There is no guarantee. Wisdom is from God. It's like saying the elderly are wiser because of their age. Age is nothing but a number. They may have more experienced than singles but it doesn't make them any wiser. That's why you see people divorce more than once . You can tell they haven't learnt anything from their previous mistake.

How many times do guys change girlfriends on the average? sometimes 7 times, and you are here talking of one or two divorces.

tomakint: For where, for the mere fact that you are married does not equip you with more wisdom on relationship, you may have some experiences above someone not married, but most times married people still engage in many 'illicit acts' not expected of them, so where is the wisdom?

Do you even know what marriage means?