Let's toss a coin: If the head is up, APC WILL win but if the Tail is up, PDP will loose.

See you at Kirikiri after March 28

skillzbae:
Garri nd water

Reminds me of Jonsing Period in school

Ha ha ha ha!! Cluelessness and corruption will soon be history.

Ha ha ha ha!! Cluelessness and corruption will soon be history

Check out my ordeal when I went to four Banks in Gboko to pay the 3k for NYSC call up letter by cash and see why you should have a verve/master card. ACCESS BANK: Bring your payment slip
ME: but Sir no payment Slip is required.
ACCESS BANK: you are not the First person to come here for NYSC PAYMENT. ME: ok later things.
I THEN VISITED ZENITH BANK: Zenith Bank started but couldn't complete it, the guy looked professional. They referred me back to Access Bank. THIRD BANK, ECO BANK. Eco Bank replied me sharply: we don't do those things. I had to leave. I proceeded to UBA. UBA did not even look like they'd be able to do it, I left the bank and came home. PLS IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ATM card kindly apply for one now.

HE WHO HAS AN EAR, LET HIM HEAR.

The Toyota Corolla you referred to as First Lady is called Duck nyash in BENUE state. . . It's very very popular

agentofchange1:


can't add odds odd-times obtain an even.

just not possible , any1 can prove me wrong.

well sUM of two odd numbers is always even. And in fact, the sum of any even odd numbers is Even. You're right

E hard 11+9+7+3=30

The army is only been equipped. Wetin police go do?

Mistakes are bound to happen. You never slaughter chicken wey no wan die quick?

keddyluv:
Guess it finally died of starvation, by the way, where the chicken dey waka go, e no go find 1 place sidon?

Make I hear, that chick could still think like a chick in that state. A large Part of the brain was intact

jamex93:
OK I don hear hope say d chicken no pass DAT 18 months??

No

ginawest:
strange

But true anyway, it turns out to be that it's not only our politicians that can live without brains

A chicken named Mike Became Headless on September 10th, 1945 after being decapitated by his owner, Lloyd Olsen from Fruita, Colorado, USA, who wanted to cook him for dinner. During Mike’s attempted decapitation, Llyod hit all the wrong (or right) spots, leaving Mike headless but still alive. Baffled, the owner had a change of heart and decided to nurse the rooster back to health. Mike shook off the upsetting incident and shortly after, started pecking around and grooming his feathers as if nothing had happened. Well, he couldn’t really do all those things because without a head the bird couldn’t eat, drink or see but that didn’t stop him from trying! After feeding him grains and quenching his thirst, Olsen took Mike to the University of Utah where flabbergasted scientists took a close look at the death-defying chicken. According to them, a blood clot prevented Mike from bleeding to death after Olsen’s axe had missed the jugular. As if by miracle, Mike was still left with his left ear and most of his brain stem intact which was enough to keep this feathered critter healthy. Olsen swore to take care of him for the rest of his life, feeding him milk and water with syringes. Mike was doing so well. Mike lived for 18 months before dying after the owner forgot to feed him. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
www.miketheheadlesschicken.org

To woo, I can do the above. Even then, sorry to say, not often

What more Can I say, Amen.

Some Christians ask me a very
funny question. They say, Do real
christians continue to sin? I want
to read to you what is written in 1
John 3:6, where I read,
Nobody who lives in him, keeps
on sinning. Nobody who
continues to sin, has either seen
him or known him. Nobody who
lives in him keeps on sinning.
Nobody who continues to sin has
either seen him or known him.
Dear friend, do you KNOW Jesus?
are YOU still sinning? do you
know what satan wants you to
do? SATAN WANTS YOU TO SIN.
Yes, yes, satan wants you to sin.
Do you think satan likes a doctrine
that christians will continue to sin
AFTER they are saved? YEEEESSSS,
he loves it, wow, absolutely. He
LOVES it. SATAN WANTS YOU TO
SIN, satan wants you to sin, satan
wants you to sin. Satan wants you
to carry out your wickedness, and
follow your perverted desires.
Satan wants you to rape, satan
wants you to be a pervert, satan
wants you to be a pedophile,
satan wants you to be an
adulterer--what is the NAME OF
YOUR SIN?--satan wants you to lie,
to steal, to cheat, to kill, to punch
someone out, knock out their eye,
teeth, satan wants you to hate
your brother, satan wants you to
do EVERY SIN IN THE BOOK!!
Because he HATES you, and ALL
SIN IS OF THE DEVIL, HE IS FATHER
OF IT ALL. I want you to
understand one thing dear soul:
you must realise today that Jesus
doesn't want you to sin. No, Jesus
doesn't want you to sin. Don't be
children, GROW UP. In fact children
can understand this. Grow up,
stop sinning. I will read it one
more time: Nobody who lives in
him, keeps on sinning, nobody
who continues to sin has ever
seen him or known him. And do
you know why that is? It is
because when you continue to sin
you are of your FATHER THE DEVIL.
And when you are of your father
the devil, you will not inherit the
kingdom of God. Satan was the
original sinner. Do you want to be
like satan? THEN GO AND SIN MY
FRIEND.
Do you want to be like Jesus?
THEN QUIT SIN MY FRIEND. Now,
how do we stop sin? We stop sin
when we make a decision to
STOP, and we turn to Jesus and
we say to the Lord, I don't want
to sin anymore, I don't want to be
satan's son--yes you are satan's
son if you keep sinning--I don't
want to be the devil's spawn
anymore. I want to be a son of
GOD. I want to be bought with the
blood of JESUS. And do you know
what you would do? You would
turn away from being a
pedophile, you would turn away
from being a homosexual, from
being a pervert, from being a
rapist, from being a murderer,
from punching people out, you
would turn away from your
anger, and turn away from
cursing people out and giving
them the middle finger in the
traffic. You would turn away from
hurting, killing, stealing, and
destroying, and being a little
demon on this earth. You would
QUIT it, because you would stop
adding to the sins of this world.
And instead you would become a
saint. You would turn to Jesus,
and say, Lord, please save me,
please change my heart, write you
laws on my heart, give me a new
heart Lord to obey you in all that I
do. Because through the son of
God Jesus Christ I can be a new
creation born again. And do you
know what JEsus will do? That
very hour he will set you free from
sin. You will no longer be bound
to your lusts and desires that you
so recklessly followed in the past.
You will no longer want to live
after those paths and you would
be ashamed of them. You will
experience the forgiveness of
Christ on you, and then you will
start to live 1 John 3:6 where it is
written that nobody who lives in
Jesus keeps on sinning.
Nobody who continues to sin has
either seen him or known him.
Now has that answered your
question? Do real Christians
continue to sin? No they don't.
Are you a real Christian if you are
continuing to sin? No you are not.
You are a son of your Father the
devil, and if you want to be saved,
you have to quit being a son of
the devil. May Jesus bless you...
EMAIL at robertlyte@icloud.com

I'll answer you 2 days after the Presidential Elections

I can't wait till you come back General! Bon voyage ahead

The truth is very painful but that's what sets free. Jesus said the narrow path that leads to life has very few people while the broad one that leads to hell, many are they Who walk in it. COME OUT AND BE YE SEPARATE

johnydon22:
Oh God hates sports and am a basketball player... I dont even give a f**k what he likes so kindly give him a middle finger for me

Diaris nothing one will not hear from this religious fanatics

It's choice my dear. But there are consequences.

Can Christians be athletes? I used
to be an athlete for a time, and I
used to claim Christ. During that
time, the Lord kept putting into
my heart, the fear that when I
stood before him one day, I
would have NOTHING TO SHOW. I
used to ask myself: If I stood
before the Lord today, would he
regard my athletic performances
and results as FRUIT? And I knew
I was lying to myself if I thought
that he would. Because I knew
that the WAY IS NARROW to the
kingdom of God. So at a later time,
I decided to come back to the
Lord for real, and obey and follow
him. I want to tell you that God
has NO fellowship with the world
and he hates the way of the
world. As we read in 1 John
chapter 2: Love not the world,
neither the things that are IN the
world. If any man love the world,
the love of the Father is NOT in
him. For all that is in the world:
the lusts of the eyes, the lusts of
the flesh and the pride of life, are
not of the Father but of the world.
And the world is passing away
with all of its lusts thereof, but he
who does the will of God, abides
with the Lord forever.
You see my friends, SPORT
represents the WORLD CUP right
now, and all the things people
strive after in this world: they
represent, the LUSTS OF THE EYES,
THE PRIDE OF LIFE, AND THE LUSTS
OF THE FLESH. When we follow our
own selfish ambition, we are not
being pleasing to God. We are not
serving the Lord. We are FAR from
Jesus. You cannot serve Jesus and
NOT deny yourself. Jesus said, If
any man wants to follow me, he
must pick up his cross and deny
himself. You cannot pick up your
cross and deny yourself if you are
being enthralled by the world cup
and the things of this world.
Because you are a friend of the
world, doing the same things they
do while they are perishing on
the path of destruction. Let me tell
you one thing: GOD HATES THE
WORLD CUP. He hates the ways of
sport and does not care one iota
about them. How do I know this?
It is because God does NOT
regard the things of mankind and
he is only looking for those who
worship him in Spirit and in truth.
What is this whole world doing
right now? They are worshipping
sport, and chasing the world cup
doing the things God hates. What
SHOULD they be doing?
They should be REPENTING and
getting themselves on the ground
and putting ashes on their head
and dressing in SACKCLOTH,
because I tell you the truth my
friend, GOD IS ABOUT TO POUR
OUT HIS JUDGEMENT on this world,
because of SIN, and
UNREPENTANCE. And while you
join the sinners in their gaiety and
their sin, following the world cup
and sport in the distractions of
the devil, you are NO BETTER THAN
THEM and will be CUT OFF as a
useless saltless fruitless branch,
cast into the eternal fire. I want to
push you to turn from your path
on the BROAD way and come on
the NARROW way of serving Christ
in separation unto him so you can
iron out every wrinkle and
blemish. EMAIL at robertlyte@
icloud.com

AlpineSnow:


Thanks. I guess you might say I'm literary inclined. My mom was a librarian/teacher and that's how my interest in literature began. Yeah, I'm definitely going to wait till you folks sort out this election thing. And I'm definitely not going to Maidaguri.

ha ha ha I love this guy

Most Christians cannot believe
nor accept that Jesus can SET
PEOPLE FREE FROM PRACTICING
SIN, even though that is written
in the bible. People like to cling to
abstract verse that they believe
support anti-Christ doctrines
such as: we are all sinners and
we can never stop. The reason it
is ANTI-Christ, is because when
we are all sinners, and we cannot
stop, yet we claim Jesus, we are
actually NULLIFYING his words.
We are going AGAINST his words.
That is why it is ANTI-Christ. Jesus
said in John 8:37 that, "Those
who sin, are sins slave." Now we
all know that slaves are not FREE.
They are not free to carry out
their own intentions, rather what
their master TELLS THEM. And if
your master is SIN, because YOU
SIN, then you are not FREE to
walk righteously. And that is the
situation that many Christians
and unbelievers find themselves
in, because they follow SIN, and
they are sin's SLAVE and just
cannot stop. That is why they like
to say, "We are all sinners," which
is true, because THEY ARE. But the
thing is, SOME people DO get
freed. We read on in John
8:37-39, that Jesus said, "He
whom the Son of Man sets FREE
(from sin) shall be FREE INDEED."
And he is faithful to those words
that he spoke. He will indeed
FREE you, from being a SINNER.
He will free you from sin being
YOUR MASTER. He said he came to
'break the bondage free,' and to
'loose the chains.' And that is
exactly what he did for me: he
LOOSED my chains of sin, he
BROKE the bondage of sin over
me so I could live a NEW life, no
longer sinning everyday.
1 John 1:8 states that NOBODY
can state they are WITHOUT sin,
because I look back over my past
life, and I can see I was never
righteous enough to save myself.
I had sins there that would
condemn me, if Jesus did not
forgive them. And so, I look
forward to Jesus that he set me
free from all that evil that I used
to do, and as is written in 1 John
3:6: Those who KNOW him, don't
continue to sin. It is all about
KNOWING Jesus.
If you want to STOP being a
sinner, you need to KNOW Jesus.
If you want to stop being in the
lukewarm state, you need to
KNOW Jesus. But it is a personal
choice. If you want to just believe
deception, and you want to just
keep being a sinner, and keep
lacking self-control, and keep
being sin's slave, having sin as
your master, then you can NEVER
be free. And, by the way, you will
also end up in hell. But if you
want to COME OUT of sin, and you
really don't want to keep doing
the sins you are doing, because
you know they are wrong and
God hates it, but you know that
Jesus has mercy for you and
forgiveness, THEN COME TO JESUS
and let him FREE you. Get to
KNOW him. Choose to KNOW him.
Then he will know you, and then
you will become free. And he will
work with you to KEEP you free, if
you will work with him. And that
is where the SORTING process
starts.
I hope that you get sorted the
right way, because a lot of
people come to Jesus and start to
come on the right way, and have
his freedom, but in the end, their
HEART was never right for the
kingdom, and the ultimately
started to choose sin again, they
went back UNDER BONDAGE, and
ended up 7 times worse and
ended up in hell! You see,
friends, I just hope that our
hearts, are hearts of the GOOD
GROUND, where we just DO THE
WORD everyday and we STAY in
freedom from sin, and we are
not like those who go off back to
evil, become unfit for Jesus, and
end up in the fire. Choose the
right way today, and STAY
choosing Jesus. May he bless you.

www.robertlyte.yolasite.com

Beamborla:
Changing your accent. It's annoying.

I forced myself as a teenager to speak like the Americans do and now, it's part of me. I do not speak to impress ladies. I do not have a girlfriend as well. One thing I've noticed is that when you pronounce words in the right manner, you sound like an American to some extent. Check out how these words are supposed to be pronounced and see: Later, paper, data, comfortable, vegetable, restaurant, water etc

I just want to have my share of INEC money as an ad hoc staff before Goodluck goes!! I don't want any further postponement. . . that's all

When an European Airline was
initially launched, an educated
Christian gentleman was
Traveling in the first class section.
An air hostess approached him
with a complimentary drink, this
was an alcoholic drink, so that
man politely refused.
The air hostess returned but this
time brought the drink on a
platter, designed to appeal and
impress, however the man again
politely refused, explaining he
doesn't drink alcohol.
The air hostess was concerned
and informed the manager. The
manager approached man with
another platter, now designed
with flowers, he questioned, “is
there something wrong with our
service? please enjoy the drink, it
is a complimentary offer.” The
man replied, “I am a Christian and
I do not drink alcohol.” The
manager still insisted that the
man take the drink.
Then, the Christian proposed that
the manager should give the
drink to the pilot first. The
manager stated, “how can the
pilot drink alcohol, he’s on duty!?
And if he drinks there are all
chances for the plane to crash”.
The passenger with tears in his
eye, replied, “I am a Christian and
I am ALWAYS on duty in order to
protect my FAITH and if I Drink
Alcohol I will crash my whole life
here and hereafter.
I AM 100% ON DUTY!
ARE YOU ALWAYS ON DUTY?
CHALLENGE: When you profess to
have tested of the grace of God
through Salvation and the time of
test of your Christian Faith comes,
will you pass the test? And
Remain on duty for our Lord?

whatis1god:


Like seriously?
That could be true
I learnt that the biblical god also killed without instinct. He dashed babies to rock, he ordered the killing of pregnant women and the fruit of their womb without mercy. He supported raping and slavery.
Hmmmm what a merciful god u serve
The greatest terrorist in history
Adolph Hitler and Osama bn laden were only learning.
Hmmmmmm I see


Happy Val anyway

Thanks dear. But the above says SOME of their views and not ALL

If not that they kill and do not believe in JESUS CHRIST, some of their Views are typical of a christian....

I'm Tiv but my location is not mentioned. Pls include NAIRALAND as my location