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gallivant:
Why are you afraid of posting dwarf city? Arguments and tantrums don't make a country. Neither does envy and IMF economic bailouts.

Go fix the Sex for Water problem in your slums.
In this 21st century we still have people trading Sex for Water? how

gallivant:
Three pages of tantrums is enough. Ghana is still not worth posting. You have proved our point. Now crawl back to your burrows hobbits.

Sex for Water citizens and their empty ego be like 1&2

Shma:
The real vankelvo... Very weak and stupid mongrel.
Now chest-beating for doing absolutely nothing... He now thinks he has managed to make a sport of my psychology instinct.

Zombie, you and the entire generation of hobbits are a disgrace to the world.

I will deal with you, I will deal with you,
see you, you couldn't even impress yourself.

You had weak punchlines all throughout now you've turned into a mere Grammer checker and spellings corrector.

Joker

gallivant:
Are Ghanaians mostly stupid or what? If you don't like the pictures, get lost! If you are scared to post Accra, adios! Stop suffocating us with tantrums! What a ret@rded species these hobbits!!

On the contrary Ghanaians are super intelligent people thats why we produced Judges and lawyers for your backward country.

gallivant:
Post dwarf city.

All hail the anus licker, you never dissapoint

gallivant:
Post dwarf city.

The anus licker is around, you never dissapoint

Shma:
Check your grammar and write well. The person who is trembling and filling the pants with sh*t is you. I've rendered you into a panic mode that you can't even afford to gloat at yourself.
Look at you oozing tears like a floozy b*tch.

You cant even write well because of tension, 'sha'!

And what's the correlation between what you wrote and what I wrote? simp you can do better than this

Shma:
Hobbit, what is metamophosing? ... Don't try jargons that are way above your standing room. You need to be an intellectual fit to hold this kind of argument, otherwise, you'll be discountenancing your self-esteem.

Lemme correct you. It's ""metamorphosing" not 'metamophosing.'

Buffoon.

Punchlines failed, correcting spellings activated.
I have successfully reduced you to a low grade ape, next time pick your fights with people in your level

Shma:
Ask your sub-human grandpa

I told you I don't take questions from imbeciles bred from dystopia wonderland.

The cheek of it When a simp calls you names you cannot help but laugh your heart out

Shma:
Hobbit... You're a was of time.

I thought I'm dealing with a lethal guru... But it seems like I lost the bet.

The only thing that I can try with you is maybe a picture contest of universities and hospitals.

Now you begining to grief more than I expected, chill okay. Nairaland is not for emotional kids like you so loggout and Join your friends on Whatsup

obaaderemi:
The stvpid, pussified, ignorant she.male is trying to get help from Nigerians who are angry/frustrated with Ghana. I can't believe these little Indians at times.

That's so typical of him

Shma:
What is your contribution on this platform outside your constant Facebook posts and YouTube videos.

You have nothing in your skull, hence why you like to stay away from complex topics.

Zombie.

Complex topics such as?

Shma:
ACCUSED!! Not 'accussed'

Why are you disparaging stupidity every time? or you're fumbling?

Is that part of the punchlines you promised? because eii what happened, you are gradually metamophosing into a douchebag

Shma:
This is not a time for serious debate... I can debunk that with a wide spectrum of analysis... Which will deactivate my "silly mode"

Let's focus on banter or if we have to deactivate to serious topics, then post ACCRA. then I can unhook you from the disaster you've put yourself in. as we transform to another phase of interaction..

In the meantime... You're a rotten species of neanderthal.

Simp, it seems this banter has overwhelmed you cos I can see you are seriously struggling to find your head from your armpit.
It's not too late to backout cos I might increase my Vawulence rate any moment from now

Shma:
Go ask your the neanderthal that sired you.

I'm not here to answer questions from people with rare kinds of weird genes.

Go collect yourself then come clear.

Sorry Ape but I have never seen any tangible contribution from your end. The only thing you keep oozing here on this platform is pure Kenyan idiocy

Shma:
Yes... You just copied my punchline but fortunately, your diminitive brain cells couldn't make an effort to put them right.

Do you have glaucoma?

Firstly you accussed me of googling for insults , now I went copying your punchlines from your previous posts. I wonder what your next excuse will be like.

Simp get serious okay

Shma:
Hahahaaaa..... Very weak...

The whole of Ghana is a slum. So what will you tell me?

Speculations and guess works don't hold much water In debates like this... But the fact is your capital city is a slumpolis.... Hence making it 90% chances of you dwelling in a shack.

Then what do you make of a country that has less than 25% urbanization rate ? Your guess is as good as mine.

The last time I checked your country people were trading SEX for WATER, that's how terrible things are in your country

Shma:
........ Weakling. You have nothing to put on the table, hence your constant attempt to digress with silly submissions....

Say something so that people know you're anything.

So tell me your contributions so far on this platform? I want to know


Emotional kid

Shma:
... Look at this dude trying my previously used punchline towards them but failing to arrange it..... What the heck is this?

"hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense "

Lemme correct you. Only dwarfs have their bum bum interlinked with @ssholes... Because of their short vertebrae making the brain to smell sh*t everyday... Hence, spewing out comments that stink to the high heaven.

Go wash your bum bum so it doesn't pullute your brain.

Your what? did I hear you say your previously used punchline? oh be serious

Next will be *my previously used words* , ordinary punchlines you have failed so whats your use here on nairaland? Tell me

Shma:
Be realistic and say things that make sense. You don't know me and I don't know you. But the fact that you live in a hellhole of troglodytes subhumans... Goes to show that my assertion of you demolishing a rat and anaconda soup is near accurate.

Point of correction, the only thing that is factual here is you are a slum dweller so get that right

Shma:
It's too early to say sorry, hobbit. We're just jogging ready to jump into the match. Today is that day that I and my phone and free time are allies... We're not going anywhere until we squire this sh*t out.

Again... The weakest Kenyan is terrorizing a buffoon from a dystopia wonderland of dwarfs and neanderthals.

Zombie

Then be jumping fast cos you've wasted so much time already.

Simps let the lethality begin cos I want to measure your Vawulence rate

Shma:
I don't care if I'm the weakest link among the Kenyans... The point here is I'm making your pants full of sh*t. I'm terrorizing your black dwarf @ss.. And that Says a lot about Kenya's lethality on this issue.

Buffoon.

Dumb kid, I haven't seen any lethality from you . I hope your head is still connected to your neck cos you are not making sense at all.

Your punches are too weak
You talk more yet you make no sense
Huh! get started cos I'm not feeling any punches from your side and that's making me feel sleepy already

Shma:
I'm drinking tequila, while you're eating rodents... The difference btwn us is that, I'm doing $5 while you're doing $1.

Know the lanes

You are too poor to afford a tequila so tell me something else

Shma:
The head is already inside you mama's p*ssy.

I can't find it.

Sorry for unleashing pains on you this afternoon okay .

Out of all the Kenyans on this platform you are the leftover so be-calming down before I slap you through the phone Complete Ape

Shma:
As we move on, Avoid me or die.

I can drag you till you get a sense.

I'm not here to massage your ego or sing your band.

Find your place to rest.

transgendered or SheGoat or whatever you call yourself you are the weakest link among the kenyans so calm down and learn sense from here

Shma:
Seems like the weeny disabled vanidiot needs time to Google insults.

I can see the idiot is calming down.


Next time find your mates and try that rubbish with them

Shma:
Suck your d*ck.

Or post ACCRA!

Emotional kid trying to find his head

Shma:
@van is still downloading memes and jargon! .... Or you're downloading insults.

Actually I'm eating whiles you are wailing

Shma:
I've done nothing on you... I'm just teasing you to see the barbarousness on you. But as things are, you are just an endangered defenseless wuss.

Then you have failed completely.
Abeg try your weak showoff on other people not me.
*You will deal with me* *You will deal with me* so this is all you could do.


I won't waste my energy on a dying plague

Shma:
Why are you using memes 'kijana'? Exercise your brain cells... Try to be the lethal van overhyping himself. Don't act like a prostitute who's been denied congenital rights.

Buffoon.

So in conclusion what do you mean?

Shma:
Typographical has nothing to do with this.... You either stupid or you just want to play with jargons that are waay above your dwarfish brain.
Get an education and you won't have to cry typo every time.

Zombie.

Bruh you are too boring.
So is this all you can do? you are a total failure

Shma:
Don't play the victim card. You came full berserker on me ... Calling me emotional when I was just asking for your Accra.

Buffooon... slowpoke... Subhuman..

Go s*ck your fathers d"ck and stop crying like a weakling that you are.

this imp is a complete idiot