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Romance › Re: Cops Beat Man After Bank Teller Mistake His Erection For A Pistole (pics) by Vannlex(m): 9:05am On Mar 24, 2018

Teniola2000:
I wonder what will stimulate his Erection... Lalasticlala come nau

even i had to read the title twice click...this one is strong

Romance › Re: "My Breasts Are So Beautiful, I Am Tempted To Post My Nudes" - Young Lady by Vannlex(m): 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2018

itsnonyd:
The kind of drama that happens on twitter these days tho! So this Soouth African lady Tweeted that her breasts are so beautiful, she's tempted to just post nudes.

Out of no where, someone who claims to know her slides in to drop a comment that reads,

'Jessica, you have 2 carry overs and you have refused to pick your mum's calls, instead of rushing to gain RT and likes, please read more of your book and prepare for your 2nd year exams coming ahead. We will pray for you at our fellowship'.

See their exchange below...

https://naijafish.co/2018/03/23/lady-tweets-breasts-beautiful-im-tempted-just-post-nudes-gets-savage-response/

Romance › Re: ??? Strictly For Mature Ladies Only (guys Keep Off) by Vannlex(m): 6:24pm On Mar 22, 2018

Twoclans:
Its very possible .she is not lieing to you ,30 minutes of humping is a little too much abeg.she might not be lubricated again this can cause her pain.

And moreover most women enjoy pre-intimacy more.some women are not just into that humping thing considering the fact also that some in experienced men just hump away and hardly hit the right spots.

Anyway talk with her and find out exactly what the issue is.

Then some girls will start saying if you can't have sex for 4hrs you are not a man
i pity them

Celebrities › Re: Raheem Sterling Wishes Osita Iheme A Happy Birthday On Instagram (photos) by Vannlex(m): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2018

Tamarapetty:
LesbianBoy

hey watch it!!.... you better know how you will talk to my guy because he's playins for my club....
you got DAT?!?!?!

Politics › Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Dancing At Dangote Daughter's Wedding (Video) by Vannlex(m): 1:23pm On Mar 21, 2018

DrinkLimca:
I'm i the only one that don't give a fork about this news?

E tire me sef since when they don do wedding they still dey post all this things

Romance › Re: She's Faithful But I Don't Love Her 100% by Vannlex(m): 6:46pm On Mar 20, 2018

its not must na atleast 99.9%

Celebrities › Re: 5 People We Think Might Be Olamide’s Best Man On His Wedding Day (photos) by Vannlex(m): 3:13pm On Mar 19, 2018

don't exclud davido

Romance › Re: The Last Three Digit Of Your Phone Number Are What You Need To Be Happy(pix) by Vannlex(m): 2:59pm On Mar 19, 2018

abeg make person tell me my own (003)

Education › Re: Has JAMB Released Any Results For Exams Written On The 10/03/2018? by Vannlex(m): 4:48pm On Mar 15, 2018

Spiritfun:
Did you write in the morning or afternoon

morning

Education › Re: JAMB Results For 2018 UTME - Checking Thread Now Open by Vannlex(m): 4:47pm On Mar 15, 2018

guys since we've written our jamb how are we going to know if the university have call us for UTME

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Alex Mother, Ebere Asogwa, Begs Nigerians To Vote For Her Daughter by Vannlex(m): 4:22pm On Mar 15, 2018

na by force to get #45m huh

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Education › Re: Has JAMB Released Any Results For Exams Written On The 10/03/2018? by Vannlex(m): 4:17pm On Mar 15, 2018

have seen mine

Education › Re: How To Check JAMB UTME Result 2018 Online by Vannlex(m): 1:20pm On Mar 13, 2018

UniqueKemzy:
When did u write urs? Been trying to check 4 my cousin and its saying "u av no result yet"

me too

Celebrities › Re: Who Rocked It Better? Ebuka Vs Floyd Mayweather by Vannlex(m): 1:04pm On Mar 13, 2018

QueenSuccubus:

I don't care who wore best...but i dont like men with chicken legs...

meaning??

Christianity Etc › Re: Thunder Lightning Strikes At Rwanda Seventh-Day Adventist Church Kills 16 by Vannlex(m): 12:52pm On Mar 12, 2018

indigenous234:
I blame Buhari for this....

mumu.... for rwanda u still dey blame buhari??

Agriculture › Re: Hunter Kills An Elephant At Janiyi Camp, Idanre, Ondo State. by Vannlex(m): 3:45pm On Mar 08, 2018

wait oo! how this elephant take offend you now!...you just go kill innocent elephant wey you for don call wild life preservatives sell'em metcheew...i don't blame you sha after all you are an hunter(no be say d elephant steal your tin sef!!)

Celebrities › Re: Singer Omawumi Begs Her Fans For Assistance, Many Fans Oblige (photos) by Vannlex(m): 3:02pm On Mar 06, 2018

TonyBankz:
Me too

i second

Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by Vannlex(m): 7:41am On Mar 06, 2018

Cadec007:
ehn but you get time to send link of stories na, abi!

since i joined NL i've never send stories and links

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Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by Vannlex(m): 7:09am On Mar 06, 2018

Cadec007:
i would be glad pls do esp. If they are complete! And pls share with the link

enh!...u say wetin?? i no even get time to dey type story sef...i jst want to check up date wink

Cadec007:
i would be glad pls do esp. If they are complete! And pls share with the link

enh!...u say wetin?? i no even get time to dey type story sef...i jst want to check up date

Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by Vannlex(m): 6:58am On Mar 06, 2018

Cadec007:
u don't read literature, do you?

*laughing*.... i fit name two wey you never read oo!

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Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by Vannlex(m): 6:51am On Mar 06, 2018

Cadec007:
Vannlex brandon180 parismoore blackfreedom mbeki

Hey!... any P??

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Literature › Re: The Handsome Devil I Know by Vannlex(m): 9:17pm On Mar 05, 2018

Moni pe eleyi gidi gon... #this one is strong

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 4th March 2018 by Vannlex(m): 7:47pm On Mar 04, 2018

yess!!...am soo loving this

Literature › Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by Vannlex(m): 11:58pm On Mar 02, 2018

lord of the flies

Literature › Re: The Handsome Devil I Know by Vannlex(m): 5:14pm On Mar 01, 2018

touching

Romance › Re: See The 4 Things You Should Never Say To A Girl During Her Menstrual Period by Vannlex(m): 4:40pm On Feb 28, 2018

Realsmarttzy:

Car Talk › Re: Tesla Model S Becomes The World's Fastest Bulletproof Car! by Vannlex(m): 11:51am On Feb 28, 2018

oya!! general tesla in d building

Celebrities › Re: Face Mask: Peter Okoye, Olamide, Wizkid, Akpororo Trend For Nigerian Celebrities by Vannlex(m): 7:17am On Feb 28, 2018

nigerians like doin things the odd way time for hallowen day they no wear mask, only on ordinary day dem see to wear'em??

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Photoshopped As A Slay Queen by Vannlex(m): 7:59pm On Feb 27, 2018

evexx1:
Hi.
I have quoted you. Ogini?

eenh! quoting me not again

Romance › Re: See The 4 Things You Should Never Say To A Girl During Her Menstrual Period by Vannlex(m): 6:46pm On Feb 27, 2018

Samata104:
Lol u ain't serious o U wanna teach me?

inbox me when ready

Romance › Re: See The 4 Things You Should Never Say To A Girl During Her Menstrual Period by Vannlex(m): 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2018

Samata104:
Lol like seriously

i dey wait.... oya type your own

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