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cosmatika:
He's finally realized wat he is to some lazy Nigerian youths #BadInfluence.
The ppl I pity most are his mother and those youths that wear prison clothes written Marlians

You're dull

Raydos:
You will always be an illiterate, Just because you schooled in England does not make you literate, are there not illiterates in England??

People that listens to your songs are mostly, yahoo boys, barbers, bricklayers and bet9ja guys

At least he is richer than you and your entire family that's an achievement

You're just a jobless human being spending most of his time writing trash about other people... Go and get a life bro.....sadist

God so abdulahi is not a soldier I've pictures I took with this guy the one on Red

its never too late to find true love.just look at this elderly couples beautiful engagement photos!According to ABC news,Murphy Wilson,70,and Lucinda Myers,67,are going to tie the knot next month in Huntsville,Alabama....
Ater Wilsons wife of 41 years passed away,he wasnt sure he could love again until he met Myers at church."She wept me off my feet.i just fell in love with this gorgeous woman", Wilson told ABC news of his bride to be..."and of course she fell in love with me because of my charm and suave"..He said his daughters Gina,Woods and Danita Jones are their wedding planners.............



God bless their union.

with this new development I now think its ray hushpuppy against the world

This is the executive governor of abia state,he could not find a seat on a train in the UK hence he had to stand..meanwhile in Nigeria convoys that moves about with him consists of more than 10 cars..

Naija I rest my case.

asuustrike2009:
Full Moon I suppose

No bro..it's vuga

Atiku2019:
Vuga?

You know say master no like green onions

Correct boss

This movie was shot in the year 2000,and the actor was regarded as the first African super hero.

IZZIFLOW:
Hey hold it there I talked abt the the topic expressing my opinion even though is somhw harsh owk....bt i didnt insult u.......u insultin me tells me hw childish u ah......I repeat again 'Go Get a life' hahahahaahaahaha

U re pretty bleeped up..fucking eunuch

[quote author=Prymestrr post=43093382]Chaaaaaaaai!!!... E pain am reach belle o sote e begin rant like market clown. Oya kpele ogbeni u hear... Mabinu no cry abeg[/quote
Guy cant u just keep shut?Hmm dnt evn knw wat to say to u buh its okay sha u started anyways buh we both b guy make we forget am..no vex bro..put ur self for my shoes u self no go lyk am if person insult u over small ish.

QueenValerie:
"hehehe" is flirty I better stop usin' that fore I find myself with ah e-crush.

You're a thoughtful dude Op, tryin' ta help yer fellow dude,it may help some.

Thank u ma'am for saying it all..she said and I quote "trying to help yer fellow dude,IT MAY HELP SOME."... This thread wasn't meant for pple lyk IZZIFLOW AND PRYMESTRE or whatever claiming professionals..

Prymestrr:
Abeg help me tell OP jor... All dem zombie-novice weh deh form love doctor, weh never see peteri color not 2 talk of bra strap 4 ages.

Hmmm I wonder if u have brain at all and am sure evn if u av u dnt make use of it...Aw I take claim love doctor?....u saying av not seen a bra before I knw u re senseless buh at least u pretend acieve u av sense...if someone does not want to talk u guys will always provoke someone...I dnt knw if its by force to comment if u dnt av anytin to say u keep shut..Am sure u are still a bloody Virgin...self-servicer

IZZIFLOW:
OP I cant add anything to this poo......this is for Amateurs owk...go get a life

I Neva asked u personally to add if u knw u dnt av anything meaningful to say u kip quiet must u display ur stupidity in public?..smh for u oo..u suld get a life instead

U claim this thread is for amateurs if u knw u re a professional u suldnt av opened the thread....olodo claiming boss

naughtynaughty:
Oga, Even if u cut ur head nd mail to her, girl wey no like u no like u.

Lols I agree with you..This is in the case of someone that likes u and uve bin chatting for a long tym.

God is a wonderful,He is a great and good God who blesses you wen u least expect and does his blessings in mysterious ways..Don't u guys feel wat happened to olajumoke is a blessing from God,m sure she her self was not expecting it...I want u guys to help me lift the name of the lord high,praise him and so pray that he blesses us the way He blessed Jumoke...this kind of blessings are wat we call uncommon blessings.
share ur views on her fame and anywhere u see someone taking pictures make sure u show cos you Neva can tell u might b next.

MAY OUR DAYS BE LIKE THE DAYS OF OLAJUMOKE WHO WAS A BREAD SELLER BUT BECAME A FAST RISING MODEL OVER NIGHT..AMEN.

Online chatting can be a fun pastime once you learn how to flirt with girls. Although it may be easier than chatting in real life, it does require certain netiquette. Using certain expressions can tell the girl that you are enjoying her company and that you would like to get to know her better. You can practice flirting skills to help you build up more confidence both online and offline. So go ahead and find a girl online in places such as role-playing games, online games and chat rooms. Your new flirting skills may help you find the girl of your dreams. STEP 1 Greet her with a fun opening line. Some choices include “hey girl,” “hey stranger” or just “hi there.” Use an exclamation mark after your opening. If you have chatted with her before and are excited to see her, use more exclamation marks after your opening line as these indicate that you are happy she is online.
STEP 2 Laugh when she says -- writes -- something funny. Say “u r so funny”, “hehe” and “haha.” Keep in mind that using “hehe” is considered more flirtatious.
STEP 3 Flirt with emoticons. Use a smiley face : ) or wink ; ) or stick out your tongue : p after a sentence. Other popular emoticons include the heart <3 and the grin or you can use a smirk :S or kiss :* at the end of your conversation when you want her to know you have feelings for her. Although emoticons are fun to use, don’t use too many because they can come across as somewhat immature.
STEP 4 Show her that you think she is special by giving her a nickname such as “honey,” “sweetie,” or “cutie."
STEP 5 Give her a specific compliment on something that you like about her. For example, if she makes you laugh, let her know you love her sense of humor.
STEP 6 Take an interest in her life. Ask her questions about the things that she enjoys. Ask about her hobbies, movies, books and favorite songs or bands. add urs

iamodenigbo1:
after coming out from the fridge?

ys boss

[quote author=joshsmarty post=43003399][/quote]lols..xum gals can be so boring.

Lyondavinci:
You don't have to write a script or compile a dialogue in other to keep a convo goin on, cos you'd still run outta questions, it's actually from the mind and the girl's mode of response, some girls er extremely boring.

lols..I agree with u.

iamodenigbo1:
what about the elephant?

it also went to the lions birthday party.

Estharfabian:
Looks like an interview to me?

lols... all those topics won't be discussed in just a day....
A single topic can be discussed for 30minutes depending on how good the guy is n also depending on the kind of response the girl gives.

smart student
A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party with one animal missing, which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.

RadicallyBlunt:
Nice but what if she's not in mood

u start by first complementing on her beauty just say something sweet to her..she will be forced to be in the mood.

Cutehector:
Chei... why should a guy need a script to "keep a conversation" Goin with a babe as dumb as he is..


chei

bro all guys re not the same...the fact that u re an expert at toasting girls does not mean I will be too.

Luizkid:
i trust most naija babes will just kill d convo wit dia usual yes, k, lol etc
they only make effort wen they know u get cheez for dem

lols.

What do you think about love? - What’s your favorite band’s name? or musician? - When was the last time you cried? - What do you want to do in your life? (Get into philosophical questions) - What’s your favorite color? Does a guy sound gay if he says it is purple? - Do you have a pet? If you have to buy one, would that be the one that bites or scratches? - What's your favorite Superhero? - Do you brush your teeth twice a day? - What is life to you? - What's the thing that you are best at? - Do you think you are a good talker or a good listener? - What is the perfect guy to you? - What is the thing in people you hate the most? - Do you have a best friend? Is she a girl? Is she pretty? - Tell me about your friends. - Who's that person, _______. (name someone from her profile who is very active on her wall) - King Kong or Dinosaurs? - If the theme of your life would be contrasted with music, which instrument would you be? A Guitar/ Violin/ Piano. - If you were to take up dance lessons? Which dance form would you go for? - Do you like bad-ass guys, who kind of beat up people instantly? - What's your biceps? - Do you like to party? (if yes) How much do you party? - Tell me about the person you hate the most. (if she is hesitating or avoiding) Okay, is it a guy or a girl? (if a guy) Guy! Hmm... ex-boyfriend? stalker? school bully who robbed you of your lunch money? (if a girl) Girl! hmm...best friend? your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend? female warrior princess sent from the past to save the world who stole your boyfriend? - How many secrets do you have? Count them. - How many people know all your secrets, I mean, everything about your life? Count them. (if she doesn't which she wouldn't; give her numbers - 3, 4, 5, 6? if she says 6, conclude that 'I am 6 people behind in knowing you') - Do you know how to fire a weapon? - Do you think reptiles are hideously ugly or cute? - Have you ever slapped a guy? - Has a guy ever slapped you? except your father/ brother/ cousins/ teachers/ friends/strangers. - What do you want to achieve in life? - What's your favorite sport? - Do you think soccer is about a bunch of homosexuals chasing each other in half pants, kicking the ball to completely divert the mind of spectators from what they are actually doing? - What do you think is the coolest summer outfit? - How much do you think the sense of style should be important for both the sexes? - Who do you think should pay for dinner, a girl or a guy? - What do you think about Fashion? - What do you think about kids? - What would you do if you come to know that you are gonna die in like 1 month? - Do you believe in Helping people? (Of course she'll say 'yes') - Oh, so how do you plan to help them? (change the topic if she is getting confused and weird) - Okay, Prepare your mind; if you get three wishes to make, and they will granted if you make them in 30 seconds only; what would they be, your time starts now! - What do you think is the most beautiful thing ? Is it kissing? Hugging? or ...? - Are you scared of Ghosts? How much scared?


add yours let's help our brodas out there

1.Give her money 2.Give her money 3.Just give her money 4.my Broda.....I said just give her money

u guys can also add urs.

lols..come to think of it the guy might be fucking Rich..

. YabaTech: “How Charity Dazan died” – friends narrate tragic story — 11 FEB, 2016 SHARE Oluwabukola Charity Dazan died aged 27. This picture was taken by one of her friends on Tuesday February 2, 2016 during her departmental “traditional day.” You must have heard lots of stories about how YabaTech’s Oluwabukola Charity Dazan of the Department of Office Technology and Management (OTM) died on Wednesday. NewsroomNG had lengthy chats with student friends who were with her in her last moments. We also spoke with, and were with, many of the students as they protested after Dazan’s tragic passing. We’ve promised to not name our sources. Here’s their side of the story. “This is due to absolute neglect on the part of YabaTech authorities and Nigerian medical workers outside the walls of this school,” one of them said. Oluwabukola Charity Dazan, 27, finished writing a practical examination (Advanced Web Page Design) around 2:00 p.m. on Tuesday when she suddenly fell ill. She went to the medical center to be attended to when the thing got worse. “They simply gave her paracetamol or something and refused to let her into the sick ward where there are beds she could sleep in,” the student said. “Dazan was not allowed past the clinic’s lobby. I wasn’t surprised. That’s how they do here. They are pathetic. A noisy crowd of students gathers at YabaTech Theatre Hall to listen to the school Rector Mrs. Margaret Kudi Ladipo. We couldn’t make anything of her speech. A student called it “medicine after death.” Another tagged it “balderdash.” “I’m very tired,” Dazan was complaining so her friends decided to take her to the hostel (Akata Hall) where she could rest on a “manageable” bed. This was around 7:00 p.m on Tuesday. “One hour later, she was complaining of having pains in both hands so we rushed her back to the medical center,” another student told NewsroomNG. “They just checked her and gave her some drugs again. But did not admit her into the sick ward. She was again restricted to the lobby. They said there were no available beds inside the sick ward. “Around 10:00 p.m, the school medics discharged her again but this time she could neither stand nor walk. That was the time they could have admitted her or referred her elsewhere but they didn’t. They bundled her into their bus (ambulance) and drove her to her hostel. It was there some friends bathed her. “Around 11:00 p.m., she started complaining again…this time bitterly,” another student said. “So we returned her to the medical center. The medics, this time, referred her to the Federal Medical Center (FMC) in Ebute-Metta. “They drove her there in their bus with a letter from the chief doctor at Yabatech medical center. Angry YabaTech students wrecked the medical center, and this bus…and filmed themselves in the act. “FMC officials told us they won’t attend to Dazan until N35,000 admission fee and some other registration fee are paid. Everything totalled approximately N43,000. “We pleaded with FMC to begin treating Dazan as we would go out in search of the money. But FMC refused and told us to take Dazan’s weak body along on our fundraising hustle. I was particularly shocked by their statement and body language. They didn’t act like they had children or were human for that matter. “So we drove Dazan back to YabaTech to raise the money. The chief doctor at YabaTech gave us N10,000. Dazan’s fellowship (YabaTech Celestial Fellowship) raised N25,000. Dazan’s roommates raised N3,000. “With N38,000 raised, we drove Dazan back to FMC. A nurse from our medical center was with us. “On returning to FMC, we were instructed to follow due process in paying the fees. FMC said treatment would not commence until we presented the receipts. “At this point, Dazan started saying albeit faintly ‘I’m dying, please help me. I’m dying. I’m dying. Help me’.” “‘Shut up and keep quite my friend’, a doctor shut her down. “We split ourselves into two groups. Some went to pay the admission fee. The other group went to pay for drip and blood. Our nurse was with FMC staff and Dazan. Dazan was the only jewel her parents had. Her dad suffered stroke two years ago and her mom is reportedly ill. “Before we returned, FMC had taken Dazan into the ward and ran some tests on her. That’s what they told us when we returned to present the receipts. It was around 2:00 a.m. on Wednesday now. We were told the test result was ‘paperwhite’. “They said they couldn’t locate Dazan’s veins. So there was no way they could pass any water or blood into her bloodstream. In fact, they said she had no single drop of blood left in her body. We were wondering what this could mean. “When the medics at FMC returned to Dazan’s bed, they found her dead. That’s how this evil system took our friend away. Just like that. They said only the N600 money for card would be refunded. The rest wasn’t refundable. “FMC also refused to issue Dazan’s death certificate because she didn’t stay up to 24 hours at the facility,” another student said. “Dazan’s dead body was driven back to YabaTech medical center some minutes after 2:00 a.m. “However, YabaTech medics left her corpse in the bus and failed to wash or dress her. She had defecated on herself in her last moments. They left her there, in her mess, till daybreak. “It was around 8:00 a.m. when one of us who didn’t follow us to FMC went looking for Dazan. She thought her classmate was still alive.” We spoke with that particular classmate and here’s what she told us: Arrest us if you can: YabaTech students wait behind after authorities caught them vandalising medical facility. I didn’t know she had died. I went to the medical center and searched the sick ward but couldn’t find Dazan on any of the beds. I didn’t know what to think. The medical center’s bus was parked inside the premises. On my way out, I noticed there were flies in and around the ambulance. There were lots of flies. That was when it hit me. I moved closer to the bus and took a look. Dazan was there, dead. She was smelling. She was swollen. The nurses didn’t take care of the body. When the security officers knew what I had discovered, they rushed towards me and dragged me away. I was shocked. Dazan (January 9, 1989 – February 10, 2016) was the only child her parent had left, we were told. Her parents live in Oko Afon, Badagry in Lagos State. They are originally from Cotonou in Benin Republic. Dazan was immediate past sisters coordinator of her campus fellowship. Since Dazan’s father suffered stroke two years ago, she’s had to fend for herself. Her mother is also not feeling well, NewsroomNG gathered. Dazan: Rest In Peace. Charity’s bi-lingual classmates say this simple tribute will rest on the lecture hall’s door for a long time. “She struggled for the past two years to pay her school fees and get ends meet…on her own,” one of her close friends told NewsroomNG. “Dazan is just two weeks from graduating from this school and this tragedy took her from us. “This is sad,” the friend said. Dazan was, on Wednesday, buried at Atan Cemetery near the University of Lagos. Her burial was well attended by YabaTech students many of whom barricaded University Road. NewsroomNG gathered that armed police officers and soldiers were on ground to maintain law and order during the burial. We’re not sure Dazan’s sick parents made it to the burial. But an uncle was around, we heard. It was the uncle who insisted her body be cleaned up. YabaTech nurses had attempted wrapping her up in her mess, with the clothe she was wearing still on her body. While Dazan was being buried, angry students locked down the school and staged demonstrations at YabaTech’s back gate, main gate, administrative block and the medical center. They later vandalised the medical center and set fire to it. But officials put out the fire on time. The students said the medical center should be tagged “YabaTech Paracetamol Medical Center.” “Whatever you say is wrong with you, all they do is give you paracetamol,” an angry student told NewsroomNG. “Yet we pay over N3,000 for medicals every session…45,000 of us. Do the math. Yet, this thing they call medical center is nothing but a mess. It’s totally useless.” “All they do is take the money while students suffer and die like nobodies,” the student said. Students later barricaded the road outside the school’s back gate with bonfires from car tires. As at 7:30 p.m. on Wednesday, vehicles were being turned back. Below is the vision statement of YabaTech Medical Center.