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Romance / Re: (photo)it's HARD To Find Girls With This Kind Of Beauty That Can by VaselineJelly: 4:03am On Oct 17, 2016
dat girl in yello, op, u av ha contac
Romance / Dis Is Y I Alway Were Too Boxer by VaselineJelly: 10:24pm On Oct 11, 2016
cry cry

Music/Radio / Re: How Many Nairaland Gel Can Do De Stanky Leg???? by VaselineJelly: 9:17pm On Aug 10, 2015
na brake ya lex, brake em brake em brake d law

brake ya lex, brake em brake em brake d law

brake ya lex, brake em brake em brake d law

brake ya lex, brake em brake em brake d law



Music/Radio / Re: How Many Nairaland Gel Can Do De Stanky Leg???? by VaselineJelly: 9:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
na do de stanky leg, do de stanky le egg

do de stanky leg, do de stanky le egg

do de stanky leg, do de stanky le egg

do de stanky leg, do de stanky le egg


Music/Radio / Re: How Many Nairaland Gel Can Do De Stanky Leg???? by VaselineJelly: 9:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
Ooh wash me wash me, Ooh wash me wash me

Ooh wash me wash me, Ooh wash me wash me

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Ooh wash me wash me, Ooh wash me wash me

Ooh wash me wash me, Ooh wash me wash me

Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Music/Radio / How Many Nairaland Gel Can Do De Stanky Leg???? by VaselineJelly: 9:15pm On Aug 10, 2015
lemme teash u gels


na wash me wip, na wash me nae nae

wash me wip, wip, wash me nae nae

wash me wip, na wash me nae nae

wash me wip, wip, wash me nae nae

Romance / Re: Plz Pals What Was Ur Post Back Then In Secondry School... by VaselineJelly: 7:02pm On Aug 10, 2015
halfrica:


Mine was that i was a female alakija
Na me dey call prize for social activities
I was d life of d class turn it to an industry night
Na me get jist pass
Na me get bf pass chai long list sef
I was d
kim k
queen b
alakija
shekau gf asin i cud explode any time
grin
#NSPA

grin grin

lol @ alakija, kim k an queen b
Romance / Re: Plz Pals What Was Ur Post Back Then In Secondry School... by VaselineJelly: 6:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
shiizzy:
an.social.prefec. X... Did you really attend king's college?? undecided...

nigggah axe abat me angry
Romance / Re: Plz Pals What Was Ur Post Back Then In Secondry School... by VaselineJelly: 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2015
halfrica:



cheesy lets us create a social group called nigeria social prefects association
NSPA
Chai nigga from anoda mission ah was it then omo it was fun was like every social activities must pass my approval after school management
grin i was always callin d shots i was drunk with my prefect post

yes oo, it wuz a lots of funs

i use 2get al d QC an VF babies, dose wer d dayz

#NSPA
Romance / Re: Plz Pals What Was Ur Post Back Then In Secondry School... by VaselineJelly: 6:31pm On Aug 10, 2015
halfrica:
Social prefect cheesy
My assistant dat time was a boy see fyt
He wud always tell me why do i get to be his boss i told him he shd deal wiv it even since d day of my birth after God am d next who decided wen to cum out of d womb af always been a bosslady

grin nigga wud steal my prefect batch and i wee be cryin for days cos u dare not wear it
Later one day he begged me to be ass cheesy
I alowed him sha for a week
Na by himsef he return am 3days later cos he never knew i was d only one doin both my work nd his work
I ova laff dat day grin
It was fun

i wuz an social prefec 2, king colege
Politics / Re: Army Reacts To Photo Of Soldiers Torturing A Man In Nassarawa by VaselineJelly: 6:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Just look at the retard yanning dust about how the paper erred by publishing the said pictures as opposed to sending the info to them. Who knows if they would have acted on the info given to them without a little pixel push

A picture is worth a thousand words as they say Mr. Soldier, so don't hate, appreciate. Don't condemn them, but applaud them for bringing the situation into the fore front for public debate and consumption, mtcheew undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 6:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
@tophaz, av preper line 4 mary so pleas ad awa name embarassed

vaseline jelly is work hard 2 win dis contes an win ha yansh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 6:05pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:


lol wazobia cool cool

grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2015
tohpahz:


I don't understand u.. speak good English so i can understand..

m na Na ikwu ezi bekee

i maṣe sọrọ rere Gẹẹsi

i don magana mai kyau english
Politics / Re: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by VaselineJelly: 5:54pm On Aug 10, 2015
socialmediaman:
My Observation
Do you notice the streets? From the road to the sidewalk? It's all tarred and neat. That's how everywhere should be like in Nigeria. After road construction, you also interlock the sidewalk and keep dust away, it keeps your streets neat and your roads last longer too.

But when you have so little for the job after so much has been budgeted, you can't get a good job done. Kill corruption before it kills Nigeria!

naija, i hail angry







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