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Jokes EtcAm Rish Bish, 4rm 600 Naira 2 10k, Ladies Oya Go Dan Lo... by VaselineJelly(op): 6:13pm On Aug 03, 2015
go dan lo, eh, eh, go dan lo

i av arrive ooo

isiewu tins, loadin


jus wash how naira web woman will starting 2 lik vaseline now am rish, is nor dia fult, gol digga

how many of u lady wnt sum of dis cash huh huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share With Us How You Get To Know Nairaland by VaselineJelly: 9:35am On Aug 02, 2015
i open ma braza an typ www.nairaland.com, how had is dat huh huh
RomanceRe: Guys:your First Reaction When She Accepted To Date You by VaselineJelly: 9:33am On Aug 02, 2015
RomanceRe: Now the girls be like by VaselineJelly: 9:15am On Aug 02, 2015
zexzy cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 10:23pm On Aug 01, 2015
halfrica:
Why he use to be an annoying lover boy i knew him after he jumped why he did dat for love huh
Really am more interested in his will like d did dude leave any tin propertiable by the way i dont associate mysef wiv murderers ok
Y wud d yung man kill him sef 4 luv? Very strange ppl dese days

D only tin i see is 5 naira in his bak poket an haf eatin 50 naira groundnut
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 10:11pm On Aug 01, 2015
[quote author=halfrica post=36511298][/quote]I saw d yung man scream sum tin deedy as he dive inside d water nekid

Pleas do u no him? His phone show dis page b4 he die
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2015
halfrica:
Mrcork sef wudnt even die for a lightskin babe its now u chai history will only remember never to breed anoda delusional mistake like u yeah teach bou u so dat a fault like u wud never exist again public holiday for brain test so they wud kno those people exhibiting traits of vaslinejelly deadly virus syndrome a deadly virus dats eats d brain and leaves d skull acting as d brain
Attention d pesin dat av dis phone av die.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2015
Lothario:
hehehe funny airbourne indeed
Attention d pesin dat av dis phone av die.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:55pm On Aug 01, 2015
Lothario:
even in ur dream u won't be able to into that river
see dis 1, am almos air born

Mhizdeedy, shooo, do u really won me 2 kpami huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
halfrica:
Well wen u do greet romeo for me ask him ow market dey cos of bae u wan donate ur sef so suya land and shark kingdom ur spirit sef wen e comot for ur body carry cane begin dey flog u.
See by d way there is a party at yaba left tonyt atleast attend d party before u kill ursef it wud ease d pain of death for u
warreva undecided

am confiden dat Mhizdeedy will safe my life, i av 2 minute remain

halfrica go an fine a man dat die 4 u

Histry will rememba my sacrifice, dey will say a yung boy die for d 1 he luv, dey will teach about me in scool an declar a pubic holidays on 2day nxt yr.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:44pm On Aug 01, 2015
Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Delusional much.

Shift jare! undecided[/color]
See dis lil deexy, is dat d name ur bae giv ur quater inch peniis huh

litle deexy grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:42pm On Aug 01, 2015
halfrica:
Please take selfie wen u jump finish
Make sure u catch shark o
Lemme run and start boiling water for cat fish undecided
U want to kill ursef ova girl dat wud eat ur pieces at a suya stand carry on ur soul sef don dey reject u for holy book
i tot is romantic to kill ya sef 4 bae, wat av change huh

Childs of nowdays don even no romance, don no luv, don no emotional, mtcheew

i will jump inside d water in 5 minute

i will b ha jack in titanic
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:29pm On Aug 01, 2015
Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]I don't really see what's special in this girl y'all are killing yourselves for. undecided

Bunch of ass lickers. undecided[/color]
Wich 1 is deexy agen huh

Mhizdeedy is sweet an adorabel, sweetes gel on d naira web
TV/MoviesRe: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by VaselineJelly: 9:27pm On Aug 01, 2015
Dating And Meet-up ZoneAm About 2 Jump 3rd Mayland Brige by VaselineJelly(op): 9:13pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizdeedy, am about 2 enta dis water if u don ansa me

[img]http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/yg3q8G19ulkZeSeIDSPNFjExpW1AJ8VH3Bh2wK5ua0JdTdft2vS0VvhN5pPqsgz1twsegmpEO9wsfBnZznYMvzks_OfE2p2O9dJKpXc9U7KOjDbZLYKmBtO2OYVqVawQ=w443-h332-nc[/img]

only u can safe me, jus go 2 diner wit me @4point, if not u av kill me

o ti kpami oooo

Mhizdeedy don let me die cry
PoliticsRe: Anti-corruption: Buhari’s First Suspect Won’t Find It Funny, Says Adesina by VaselineJelly: 8:39pm On Aug 01, 2015
midolian:
na wa o! See direction wey u dey carry matter go. *spits*

Where is the threat here? cheesy cheesy Adeshina is only trying to say Buhari will spare no one.

This is the reason why i once said democary is not meant for Nigeria! Pple are just abusing and misinterpreting it anyhow. You say a clear statement and they ll try to make something outta it all in the name of democracy. Some even hide under the shade of this so called democracy to perpetrate their evil deeds. Even person wey dem catch with fresh human head dey say make we go court.

Fvck Democracy, mehn! angry
is dat y bubu took out Sagari huh

Guess he was like "Fvck democracy men, alright boys, lets roll out, aho!!!"
RomanceRe: I'm Deeply In Love With Buhari's Daughter by VaselineJelly: 8:33pm On Aug 01, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Oh lawd!!! Threads I see these days ehn






Runs to view pp shocked shocked shocked don't worry in life ppl re told to chase their dreams, keep chasing her ooh u will catch up to her one day
Bae y r u ignore me huh

Shoe i pos my pics huh
EducationRe: Top 10 Most Popular Hangouts In The University Of Ibadan by VaselineJelly: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2015
MhizDeedy:
Lol grin cheesy nice 1 op
Dont leave embarassed
RomanceRe: Guys, What Is The Worst That Can Happen From Staying Without Sex? by VaselineJelly: 7:53pm On Aug 01, 2015
i can not suvive a weak wit out my vaseline sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneHey You by VaselineJelly(op): 7:46pm On Aug 01, 2015
Hey mhizdeedy, since this dating section is more or less a grave yard, wondering if i could get you here to chat embarassed
RomanceRe: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:59am On Aug 01, 2015
sinestro24:
babe go still want that your 95 naira sef grin grin grin grin

they aint smiling
Tunda fire dat babe angry

i nid sugar mum, am not a sugar dad
RomanceRe: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:58am On Aug 01, 2015
sinestro24:
babe go still want that your 95 naira sef grin grin grin grin

they aint smiling
Tunda fire dat babe angry

i did sugar mum, am not a sugar dad
RomanceRe: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:57am On Aug 01, 2015
Romance girls, pleas safe a yung an hansum boy, vaseline jelly

Dis is d time u can enta d investmen at early stage

if i blo up 2moro i promise 2 remember all d girl dat help me, if not, i no go look face ooo
RomanceRe: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:54am On Aug 01, 2015
jaymejate:
Brother, i no care grin

Weytin de vex me be say dem still de capitalise my KOBO
hehe, bros e go beta don worri, romancers will safe us
RomanceRe: My Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:42am On Aug 01, 2015
jaymejate:
You de tok your own... You still better, you go survive.
Check my own
grin grin

Chai, dis ur accant fit make bae scale fence as she dey run 4rm u.
RomanceMy Accant Balance Is 650 Naira :-( by VaselineJelly(op): 9:30am On Aug 01, 2015
How am suppose 2 suvive huh

How am suppose 2 date huh

i nid a suga mumy, bad embarassed i eat yansh an kitty

Sum1 pleas safe me
RomanceRe: How Do I Confess To My Fiancee I Have Been Sleeping With Our Chief Bride's Maid by VaselineJelly: 8:41am On Aug 01, 2015
By ha a new mesdis ben, den wen she is still screem in excite, tell ha, "bae, i slept wit..."
RomanceRe: This Is What True Love Looks Like by VaselineJelly: 8:38am On Aug 01, 2015
i luv papa john
RomanceRe: I'm In-love With My Married Ex by VaselineJelly: 7:45am On Aug 01, 2015
RomanceRe: For Single Ladies : 7 Ways To Make A Decision When Torn Between Two Men by VaselineJelly: 7:25am On Aug 01, 2015
360ng:
You can actually like two men at the same time and become confused when it's time to make a choice between them. While it may be fun even flattering that they are both competing for your attention, you're bound to feel stressed till you make up your mind.

It doesn't mean you should make hasty decisions, it's okay if you use your instincts. Gloria john [360ng] of 360ng.net list some helpful tips on how to choose between between two men that will make your decision a bit easier:

Consider the positive qualities of each guy: One of the first things you should do when you need to choose between two #men is to consider the positive qualities of each guy. Just think about what you like about them so much. Do they make you laugh? Do they have a good sense of humor? Are they in touch with their emotional side? Are they treating you respectfully?

Consider how each guy make you feel: Even though someone may have a lot of great qualities, if you want to start a #relationship with them, you also need to take into consideration how they make you feel when you are with them. Do they bring out the best in you? Do they make you feel like they are only interested in you? Do they challenge you and make you want to be a better individual? Do they treat you like a lady and make you feel special?

Consider the negative qualities of each guy: Even though you may only see the positive things about someone when you like them, try to think about the negative #things as well, especially if you have to decide who you really want to be with. Do they have a lot of baggage? Are they bossy or manipulative and they always try to get their way? Have they ever lied to you? Do they constantly get in trouble?

Consider how each guy feels about you : If you have to choose between two #men, you should also consider how each of them feels about you. Even if you might be tempted to go with the one who likes you more just because he is a safer choice, try to be fair and find out as much as you can about the feelings they have for you.

Ask your friends for their opinion : If you are in doubt and you don’t know who to choose, you could also ask your trusted friends for their opinion. After all, they are there to offer you a shoulder to lean on and to give you advice when you need it. Don’t ask them who they like better, but who do they think is better for you.

Weigh their similarities and differences : You could make a list for each guy with all the #things you like and don’t like about them. Basically, you could do a pro/con chart for each guy’s strengths and weaknesses. This chart might help you figure out who you really want, so give it a try.

Don't rush it : This is an important decision and important decisions take time, so don’t rush it. As long as you are not committed to any of them, you shouldn’t feel guilty because you are not betraying anyone. On the other hand, try not to drag it on too long. Think about their feelings too but don’t make a hasty decision.
Bae u av a very gud yansh
RomanceRe: Girls Pulling Us Back?... by VaselineJelly: 7:17am On Aug 01, 2015
Gurgle:
You cant be "pulled back" by a woman unless you maltreat her

If you go around sleeping with women, playing with their emotions, having 6 girlfriends at once, do you really think there will be no consequence?

Do you know how precious women are? We carry life within us. The entire next generation of this earth is going to develop within each of us

You cant mess with us and then expect to reach your full potential. Something must happen to that potential o
Mtcheew, moni ova chickens nigggah stik 2 d script

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