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Romance › Re: Guys which Do You Prefer,A Pretty Face Or Hot Body? by VaselineJelly: 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2015

gud yansh wit cutey yansh hole tongue

cc eroticangelina who also av a cutey face 2 go wit d yansh cool

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 5:43pm On Aug 10, 2015

tohpahz:
Friday this week

yello! av u ad me huh

Politics › Re: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by VaselineJelly: 5:15pm On Aug 10, 2015

socialmediaman:
My Observation
Do you notice the streets? From the road to the sidewalk? It's all tarred and neat. That's how everywhere should be like in Nigeria. After road construction, you also interlock the sidewalk and keep dust away, it keeps your streets neat and your roads last longer too.

But when you have so little for the job after so much has been budgeted, you can't get a good job done. Kill corruption before it kills Nigeria!

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army To Punish Soldiers For Maltreating Suspected Armed Robber by VaselineJelly: 3:41pm On Aug 10, 2015

What sort of rubbish is this huh

I will never roll inside that gutter, mtcheew undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 11:49am On Aug 10, 2015

@Tohpahz, am who marieolae, pleas ad awa name angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 11:27pm On Aug 09, 2015

marieolae:
Lmaoo
I'll slap your face if you're not careful

bae i xpect u 2 slap me, don u no am a slav 4 u huh

slap me hard bae an rip ma shet a way

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:58pm On Aug 09, 2015

marieolae:
What the.....

av chose u, pleas acept ma who embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:53pm On Aug 09, 2015

Dis marieolae gel angry

Am lik:

Oh i tink dat i fine ma sef a chair leeda, she is all way rite der wen i nid ha

Oh i tink dat i fine ma sef a chair leeda, she is all way rite der wen i nid ha

She walk lik a modal, she gran ma witches lik a gini in ah botel

am whoing cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:42pm On Aug 09, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
Can you not type English? Or pidgin?

English r my secon langauge sad

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:40pm On Aug 09, 2015

marieolae:
Wetin this one talk

am sure u av d mos delishous sumchus candy yansh among all d nairaland woman, yum yum tongue

jus one tast can mak a man a veri happi somborri embarassed

Romance › Re: PHOTO: If You Never Did This Before Then You Missed Something Big by VaselineJelly: 10:21pm On Aug 09, 2015

Eyama

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2015

Chai marieolae is hear embarassed

Bae i who u, i who u so bad q

If i can lik ur yansh bae, ayam who u

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 10:18pm On Aug 09, 2015

Waz d price huh

If ah who mhizdeedy, am i gettin ha yansh huh

i don unda stan undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by VaselineJelly: 8:18pm On Aug 09, 2015

Who am i giv ma vaseline huh

Politics › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question? (gift Awaits The Best Answer) by VaselineJelly: 11:58am On Aug 09, 2015

EroticAngelina:
see me see gbese! early sunday morning... abeg free my yansh

Politics › Am Chargin Minimum Of 1 Million Naira Now 4 Any Web I Build by VaselineJelly(op): 4:13am On Aug 09, 2015

see me slacking, chargin only 100 dollar for website, wen my mate ar build 76 million naira web for lagos gov angry

lie lie!

from na, am chargin 1 milla strait up, no dullin

get dat moni, get dat moni

chai 76 mila, y i no get dat contract huh

an d client go still de haggle untop d 100 dollr

get dat moni

1 Like

Politics › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question? (gift Awaits The Best Answer) by VaselineJelly: 1:05am On Aug 09, 2015

EroticAngelina:
student

pleas can i lik ur yansh huh

Romance › Re: Step Bye Step by VaselineJelly(op): 12:57am On Aug 09, 2015

halfrica:
If them open thread on ur behaf say u rape girl i go bliv meanwhile admission into yaba left uni is stil available

lemme mak u drip embarassed

Romance › Step Bye Step by VaselineJelly(op): 12:52am On Aug 09, 2015

kiss ya lip

remuv ya porse from ya left hand

take of ya hat

take of ya red jaket

kiss ya nek

take of ur wite chanel shirt

kiss ya bress

remuv ya jean shot wit my mout

kiss ya panty

remuv ya panty wit my mout

kis ya lips below

lik it

mak it drip

lik it

tun u arand

lik ur yansh

mak it drip

put ma tong in

an out

an in

an out

lik it

mak it drip

...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 12:41am On Aug 09, 2015

any gel heah av pic 2 help me use ma vaseline b4 ma sleep huh

pleas uplo yansh pics only

Crime › Re: I Paid N60,000 To Escape From Police Cell — Serial Robbery Suspect (Pictured) by VaselineJelly: 12:35am On Aug 09, 2015

mytime24:
Naija police is ur friend indeed

OLe deM

yello

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 12:26am On Aug 09, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol mba oooh, my mummy said that if I stay close to a guy I wil get pregnant

cute ector av already inpregnant meni girl on d naira web, stay clare off im angry

am try 2 protech u embarassed

Romance › Re: If You were To Pick A Date On NL Who Would It Be? by VaselineJelly: 12:22am On Aug 09, 2015

2 meni swit yansh on naira web 2 pik jus a single yansh sad

butt d yanshes i lik to licck tongue

inclue:

mytime24, mhizdeedy, nneka123, marieolae, sinaj, draify an meni mor sit yanshes, veri swit yanshes tongue

yansh in ma face cheesy

Crime › Re: I Paid N60,000 To Escape From Police Cell — Serial Robbery Suspect (Pictured) by VaselineJelly: 11:54pm On Aug 08, 2015

mytime24:
Naija police is ur friend indeed

OLe deM

wen ar we gettin marry huh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 11:45pm On Aug 07, 2015

NigerianSHA:
Its kinda hairy but I have no doubt you'll enjoy the experience

go an pratis gay on america yansh, sorry, ayam only intrest in woman yansh angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 11:42pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
Go and lick Theummah's own. He needs it so bad.

bae Don b lik dat cry

u no I nid dat ur yansh bad, i let u contro my tong, pleas bae

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015

NigerianSHA:
You can lick my Yansh

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015

dharay99:

dat girl in ur pics is fine, if only she not a stupid

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by VaselineJelly: 11:25pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
Da hell is he re-writing my post for? Are you out of punchlines? Missclasssy will be laughing at your stupidity right now. He's among the guest.

Nneka pleas, kan i lik ur yansh huh

am beggin u embarassed

Romance › No Woman No Me Beta Dan My Hand by VaselineJelly(op): 10:24pm On Aug 03, 2015

dis is 2 u hand, u no exact wat i lik, all d time she say no but u neva say no, neva

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Romance › Re: When She Does This On A First Date.(photo) by VaselineJelly: 9:54pm On Aug 03, 2015

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