₦airaland Forum

Jolllyjoy:
Hmmmmmmmm.smh.

pleas help me rub ma peniis

jbl007:
Thunder fire the people dat did dis to u.

tell nairaland gels dat refuse to hol ma peniis

i wan to buss a nut soooo bad

i remba wen he sed gej went to chad to planz more attackz

prettigurl16:
I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

y cant u jus cum insy is mout

MrsChima:
I am glad she was honest.

i don wana no

if u playin me kept in on d low

cus ma hat cant take it n emore

an if u kreepin pleas don lerit show

oh baby I don wanna no

insted 4 u to drop rimes as u no she like rapins, yuwa drop luvie duvie non sense

oya drop d bit, i show u ow 2 do dis sun

"ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn,

mrsphyno,

madam o,

see as u jus dey make dez guyz fall ma hand doe,

wetin u want yo?

d lambo?

ok, make we drive go fuel am 4 oando

see as u bad so,

Ricardo,

remain to carri gun, turn me into Rambo

dam, mrsphyno "

mrsphyno, jus com an spred ur yansh for dis guy so he can eat till is belleful an finally shurup

make sure he klin deep insy ur yansh

wuz d prolem grasshoper

i cant marry a women who wont drink ma sperm

oda dan dat, I can cuk, clean an provide fundins

daz how I saw missdebs shiitin outside shoprite

I lik ha fresh yansh doe, but not d stinky poo

notin funi about rape bro

to all ma nairaland bishes, beta start carry swiss amy nife to cut of all dis rapin boys kpekus

cut d hole tin of, includin d balls

wantin wat u cant av

jus enta shoprites an get vaseline, d big size

u will nid it

dis she male vampire av arise na at dis late hour to suck blood, or suck man peniis

brodas beware, unless u like putin ur peniis insy man mout, mtcheew

titosantana:
The older they are, the better , all these small small girls wahala too much jare.

so u prefa alomo bittas to aquafina

adeh39:
What is this one saying?

Oya go and sleep...all your mates don sleep

ok mummy

i call u mummy cus u are d mummy of my kids

Lisaflex:
I'm here nw... Hope u r gd

yeah bae we are good

u are like a classic nairalander, we almost put ur face on d bak of a milk carton cus u were missin

glad to av u bak