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RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:39pm On Mar 23, 2016
Smellymouth:
Ur moniker tho embarassed
Ur moniker tho embarassed
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2016
pinkbarbie, pleeease jus lemme sink ma tong inside u embarassed

make u com 3 time or ma name is not vaseline angry
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:27pm On Mar 23, 2016
olajorn:
lol..She Looks fake TO me..ask me why
guy ba kiaful

daz ma boo u r accuse of fake angry

ha juicy yansh is real, i no it
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
av u see dis pinkbarbie geh huh

see dat caramel yansh, like snikers choco

an am on diet ooo embarassed
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
chai pinkbarbie, i we eat ya yansh soooooo hard, u tink am comin 4rm IDP campus
RomanceRe: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:12pm On Mar 23, 2016
dez no grater woo dan avin pinkbarbie an sinaj yansh on ma face embarassed
PoliticsRe: I Can Provide Stable Power In Eight Months - Fashola by VaselineSquad: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2016
Chai! see yans shocked


dem supose call am Yanusi undecided

BRF do sumrin please angry
RomanceTake My Stress Away by VaselineSquad(op): 4:26pm On Mar 02, 2016
take me in your mouth

don't let me out

take my stress away

i can feel it surging

my blood rushing

take my stress away

now I'm all stiff

your warmth is my relief

take my stress away

now I'm at a climax

just what I needed to relax

you took my stress away embarassed


I love u girls kiss
PoliticsNa Wa For Naija Mosquitoes Sha by VaselineSquad(op): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2016
persistent mudafukas

I've sprayed every thing "sprayable", yet these niggahs just keep doing skelewu inside the mist

it just sucks to know that you are helpless cry

like when I'm really tired and my eyes are closing, then I just see on tiny mosquito fly by angry

that shhh is just like jaws men, the movie, were the shark will taunt u by just exposing its dorsal fin above water.

the feeling that, the same mosquito that just flew by me as my sleepy eyes are shutting is eventually gonna bust a u turn and feast on my sleeping body is nightmare inducing.

I need a hero to save me from these naija ninjaquitoes for real, they just keep coming and coming, haba sad
RomanceRe: How Do I Remuv Shhit Stain From Ma Toilet, Is Bordering Me :-( by VaselineSquad(op): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]Lick it with your tongue.[/color]
dis is madness undecided
RomanceHow Do I Remuv Shhit Stain From Ma Toilet, Is Bordering Me :-( by VaselineSquad(op): 8:19pm On Jan 18, 2016
huh
BusinessRe: Crude Oil Price Plunges Further, Now Sells Below $35 by VaselineSquad: 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
Sijo01:
Oil price is falling down, falling down, falling down. Oil price is falling down, my dear country.
cheesy

can't stop laugh grin

use oyel insted oil

Oyel price is fallin dan, fallin dan, fallin dan...
RomanceRe: Why Do Pussi.es Smell? by VaselineSquad: 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
d worse is a smelly yansh, chai angry

1 day yansh r ok, but some bae don wash dia yansh 4 up to 3 day

can u imagine huh

4 me to complen abat smelly yansh, den u no dat yansh mus realy av expire undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Pussi.es Smell? by VaselineSquad: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
JanuaryTempest:
Come closer to your screen & tell me if you smell anything grin
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: When Your Babe Shuns A Decent Mama Put Meal For An Expensive Eatery. by VaselineSquad: 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2016
Nubian113:
Kiss my asss grin
Yeehaw !!!!

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...

Yeeeeeeeeeeees embarassed
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by VaselineSquad: 8:41pm On Jan 06, 2016
Nubian113:
*passes him the Vaseline, reluctantly* grin
grin grin



Sorry, am stalkin embarassed
RomanceRe: When Your Babe Shuns A Decent Mama Put Meal For An Expensive Eatery. by VaselineSquad: 8:35pm On Jan 06, 2016
Nubian113:
So what is this mama put ting? Somewhere one stands to eathuh

I demand Lobster on first dates so does mama pit serve fresh lobster at $75 just for the lobster without any extras? grin if so I'm in if not be gone boy-child


*in mrcork's voice*.... "Can you afford to date a light skin girl" angry
Wait, whathuh

r u whose I tink u r huh

hmmmm undecided

am bringin lots of vaseline 4 u dis summer

wait, r u ma mistress huh

am sooooo confuse sad
RomanceRe: Wats D Sexual Song That Turns You On by VaselineSquad: 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2015
lick it na, lick it gud,

sux dis pussy jus like u shuu

ma neck, ma back,

lick ma pussy an ma crak

ma neck, ma back,

lick ma pussy an ma crak
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One That Hates The Way Vigi Looks by VaselineSquad: 12:13pm On Dec 27, 2015
Daz y i prefa to lick ha cute rand yansh hole embarassed

all dis yansh talk r makin me ungry angry

ireneony, any oliday yansh 4 me huh

yourmainhuh sinajhuh

somborryhuh

anyborryhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by VaselineSquad: 5:39pm On Dec 25, 2015
RomanceRe: Merry Xmas Dearies. by VaselineSquad: 12:29am On Dec 25, 2015
see dis gehl bresss shocked shocked

see bresss ooooo, see bress shocked

Lerie, ur bress ah relly bloom, mayb daz y dey call u leriebloom

bloom bloom bress, chai angry

bresssssssss
RomanceRe: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by VaselineSquad: 11:09pm On Dec 24, 2015
twaci, wil u hol ma vaseline huh huh
RomanceRe: What Will You Be Doing This Night? by VaselineSquad: 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2015
sinaj:
Will give a head tonight lipsrsealed
u no am dan 2 suk an swallo angry angry

feed me ur juce, pleeease, al be a gud boy embarassed
RomanceSinaj Only Naira Gel Dat Can Piss In Ma Mout by VaselineSquad(op): 8:35pm On Nov 21, 2015
only sinaj can piss in ma mout

no one es angry
RomanceRe: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! By Habiba Bashir by VaselineSquad: 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2015
vaseline is abelevle
RomanceRe: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by VaselineSquad: 8:16pm On Nov 21, 2015
she wit me gerin ha yansh lick

u wan a tasehuh

is jus as u tot, caramel color yansh an dak bran yansh hole

delish cry
RomanceRe: Which Love Song Perfectly Talks About Your Present Love Situation? by VaselineSquad: 8:12pm On Nov 21, 2015
baaaaaaaaabyyyyy

am hot jus like a oven

i nid sum lovin



an wen i get dis feelin i nid zexual healin

zexual healin is sum tin dat gud 4 me embarassed
RomanceRe: 5 Reason Why You Should Marry A Nairaland Girl by VaselineSquad: 6:56pm On Nov 21, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
what happened to your vaselinehuh
notin, i jus nid new hans, d hans of a stranga embarassed

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