Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:39pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
pinkbarbie, pleeease jus lemme sink ma tong inside u  make u com 3 time or ma name is not vaseline  |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:27pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
olajorn: lol..She Looks fake TO me..ask me why guy ba kiaful daz ma boo u r accuse of fake  ha juicy yansh is real, i no it |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:15pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
av u see dis pinkbarbie geh  see dat caramel yansh, like snikers choco an am on diet ooo  |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:13pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
chai pinkbarbie, i we eat ya yansh soooooo hard, u tink am comin 4rm IDP campus |
Romance › Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:12pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
dez no grater woo dan avin pinkbarbie an sinaj yansh on ma face  |
Politics › Re: I Can Provide Stable Power In Eight Months - Fashola by VaselineSquad: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2016 |
Chai! see yans  dem supose call am Yanusi  BRF do sumrin please  |
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Romance › Take My Stress Away by VaselineSquad(op): 4:26pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
take me in your mouth don't let me out take my stress away i can feel it surging my blood rushing take my stress away now I'm all stiff your warmth is my relief take my stress away now I'm at a climax just what I needed to relax you took my stress away  I love u girls  |
Politics › Na Wa For Naija Mosquitoes Sha by VaselineSquad(op): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
persistent mudafukas I've sprayed every thing "sprayable", yet these niggahs just keep doing skelewu inside the mist it just sucks to know that you are helpless  like when I'm really tired and my eyes are closing, then I just see on tiny mosquito fly by  that shhh is just like jaws men, the movie, were the shark will taunt u by just exposing its dorsal fin above water. the feeling that, the same mosquito that just flew by me as my sleepy eyes are shutting is eventually gonna bust a u turn and feast on my sleeping body is nightmare inducing. I need a hero to save me from these naija ninjaquitoes for real, they just keep coming and coming, haba  |
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Romance › Re: How Do I Remuv Shhit Stain From Ma Toilet, Is Bordering Me :-( by VaselineSquad(op): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Obioraaa: [color=#990100]Lick it with your tongue.[/color] dis is madness  |
Romance › How Do I Remuv Shhit Stain From Ma Toilet, Is Bordering Me :-( by VaselineSquad(op): 8:19pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
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Business › Re: Crude Oil Price Plunges Further, Now Sells Below $35 by VaselineSquad: 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Sijo01: Oil price is falling down, falling down, falling down. Oil price is falling down, my dear country.  can't stop laugh  use oyel insted oil Oyel price is fallin dan, fallin dan, fallin dan... |
Romance › Re: Why Do Pussi.es Smell? by VaselineSquad: 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
d worse is a smelly yansh, chai  1 day yansh r ok, but some bae don wash dia yansh 4 up to 3 day can u imagine  4 me to complen abat smelly yansh, den u no dat yansh mus realy av expire  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Pussi.es Smell? by VaselineSquad: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
JanuaryTempest: Come closer to your screen & tell me if you smell anything   |
Romance › Re: When Your Babe Shuns A Decent Mama Put Meal For An Expensive Eatery. by VaselineSquad: 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Nubian113: Kiss my asss  Yeehaw !!!! yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... Yeeeeeeeeeeees  |
Romance › Re: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by VaselineSquad: 8:41pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: When Your Babe Shuns A Decent Mama Put Meal For An Expensive Eatery. by VaselineSquad: 8:35pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Nubian113: So what is this mama put ting? Somewhere one stands to eat
I demand Lobster on first dates so does mama pit serve fresh lobster at $75 just for the lobster without any extras? if so I'm in if not be gone boy-child
*in mrcork's voice*.... "Can you afford to date a light skin girl"  Wait, what  r u whose I tink u r  hmmmm  am bringin lots of vaseline 4 u dis summer wait, r u ma mistress  am sooooo confuse  |
Romance › Re: Wats D Sexual Song That Turns You On by VaselineSquad: 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
lick it na, lick it gud,
sux dis pussy jus like u shuu
ma neck, ma back,
lick ma pussy an ma crak
ma neck, ma back,
lick ma pussy an ma crak |
Romance › Re: Am I The Only One That Hates The Way Vigi Looks by VaselineSquad: 12:13pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Daz y i prefa to lick ha cute rand yansh hole  all dis yansh talk r makin me ungry  ireneony, any oliday yansh 4 me  yourmain  sinaj  somborry  anyborry  |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by VaselineSquad: 5:39pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Merry Xmas Dearies. by VaselineSquad: 12:29am On Dec 25, 2015 |
see dis gehl bresss  see bresss ooooo, see bress  Lerie, ur bress ah relly bloom, mayb daz y dey call u leriebloom bloom bloom bress, chai  bresssssssss |
Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by VaselineSquad: 11:09pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
twaci, wil u hol ma vaseline  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Be Doing This Night? by VaselineSquad: 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
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Romance › Sinaj Only Naira Gel Dat Can Piss In Ma Mout by VaselineSquad(op): 8:35pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
only sinaj can piss in ma mout no one es  |
Romance › Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! By Habiba Bashir by VaselineSquad: 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
vaseline is abelevle |
Romance › Re: Where Is Mrsphyno? I hope She Is Okay. by VaselineSquad: 8:16pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
she wit me gerin ha yansh lick u wan a tase  is jus as u tot, caramel color yansh an dak bran yansh hole delish  |
Romance › Re: Which Love Song Perfectly Talks About Your Present Love Situation? by VaselineSquad: 8:12pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
baaaaaaaaabyyyyy am hot jus like a oven i nid sum lovin an wen i get dis feelin i nid zexual healin zexual healin is sum tin dat gud 4 me  |
Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why You Should Marry A Nairaland Girl by VaselineSquad: 6:56pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: what happened to your vaseline notin, i jus nid new hans, d hans of a stranga  |