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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by VaselineSquad: 11:31pm On Mar 26, 2016
refiner:


my dear go back and read it....DAT was a mistake!.....ode!undecided

u berra take e ez, b4 i snash u away 4rm all ur wooer angry
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *grand Finale* by VaselineSquad: 11:11pm On Mar 26, 2016
refiner:



...


YES!.......I fell in love wif ur line!....d picx especially was beautiful!,U made me [size=26pt] felt [/size] loved ......I've got my HEART!smiley

I say THANK U!smiley



soo, dis is d gel una dey woo
Romance / Re: Nigerian Actress Goes Unclad In The Name Of Acting(photo) by VaselineSquad: 6:36pm On Mar 26, 2016
how do woman protect from faling bress
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:32pm On Mar 26, 2016
slyIsaac:


Looooooooool... Tis proposal come get as e be... BTW what's a vaselinesquad guy doin,looking for yansh to lick...shouldn't yhu be beating off somewhere wink

vaseline get old at time, i miss d smell of real yansh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:30pm On Mar 26, 2016
ireneony:
guy u funny. .
I wud love to see the pic of the person behind this moniker

am d mos beutiful man u will eva seen

wen u seen dez lips, u will be beg 4 licking

bet i will alway beg 4yansh, cus am adickted embarassed

i like wen a woman jus use me an trow me away angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:27pm On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:

You're a fool.

i no, bet kana still lick ur yansh

lavy davy embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:22pm On Mar 26, 2016
ireneony:
it's been 1yr n 7mnth I last have sex.

dat mean as soon as ma tong tosh ur kitty, u r alredy pour all d cum insy ma mout undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:
undecided

embarassed

don u av conscient

how u see me beg food an u refuse

gimme yansh biko, u hear

av alredy by ketchup 4 dat ur big yansh

i put d ketchup insy ur yansh, den suck it out angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:08pm On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:
Hmmm
The mods will soon move it to that boring place grin

Ello lavy smiley

Lavy lavy, she lavy da vida loka
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 6:06pm On Mar 26, 2016
If n e gel want ha yansh lick

send me pm message in private, on d low
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by VaselineSquad: 5:47pm On Mar 26, 2016
ireneony pleas kana lick ur yansh

embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Typical Characteristics Of Desperate Romancelanders by VaselineSquad: 11:39am On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:
undecided

pleas embarassed embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Typical Characteristics Of Desperate Romancelanders by VaselineSquad: 11:30am On Mar 26, 2016
Laveda:

Some people here are yet to realize that cheesy
The earlier they do the better for them cry

so u r say, i can neva lick ur yansh

sad
Romance / Re: What Sexual Acts Would You Never Engage In? by VaselineSquad: 11:23am On Mar 26, 2016
StrawberryCream pleas kana lick ur yansh embarassed
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 11:14pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


U are so so stupiiiddddddd nd av no rival at it

gossh, i luv it wen u talk nassty 2 me

call me ur bish embarassed

slap me angry

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 11:06pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


Fuvk u! Asshole

yes, yes, fuvk me, fuvk me pleas embarassed
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 11:03pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:

undecided no i dont av

i want 2 see ya yansh embarassed

pleeeease embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 10:50pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:

undecided who is dis slowpoke now

halfar

am look 4 yansh, but u don av pix
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 10:48pm On Mar 23, 2016
diss naira gels r jus mean, so mean, very mean gels angry

ordinary yansh, u cant even give sumone

oliviaarims an pinkbarbie y r u like dis
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 10:46pm On Mar 23, 2016
halfricanadian:


I correctes my self

Why didnt u quotr d one i corrected undecided

Typo error is now a sin abi?

halle bewie
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2016
oliviaarims if u be ma boo, i can by u dis small mesdis






pinkbarbie if u be ma boo, i can by u dis small audi









but 4 d boss of all boss, last stage, sinaj, if u be my boo den dis is yours



Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 10:07pm On Mar 23, 2016
timidapsin:
naijaboiy My suggestion

why not book spaces for all the contenders lines in the first page, it can easily be modified and re quoted it makes it much more interesting, than posting a contender first then hundreds of comments then another contender...
I hope you understand what i mean...
It even helps the person being woed to make decisions because she can easily check the contender with the highest likes in the firstpage...
It also helps new people coming in the thread to easily understand and view the lines...
Please yield to my suggestion thanks..
.
Besides you are doing a great job... smiley

make sence
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:37pm On Mar 23, 2016
Smellymouth:


Now I know....

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2016
is a tie btw oliviaarims pinkbarbie an sinaj

ma tong can enta any one of ur yanshes angry
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:24pm On Mar 23, 2016
uyisteven:
To You Miss Laveda...

For the first few minutes,
I sat motionless,
Thinking about you,

To a lady that has it all,
What can I write,
What words could move her heart,

Then I found these,
Buried beneath my soul;

Every night,
Every day,
Every afternoon,
I only want to be with you,

Give you love,
Give you care,
Give you poems,
That will make you stay here,

Hold you tight,
Kiss you light,
Cuddle with you,
All day and night,

I want to hold you when your sad,
Kiss you when your glad,
Help you when your sick,
That isn't even the end of it,

So much more I could say,
It would take me days to explain,

Just know this little thing,
You beautiful,
Beyond what any man deserves

I'll love you now,
Like I tend to do,
Forever.

afta all dis yan, she allow u lick ha yansh

no undecided
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:09pm On Mar 23, 2016
Oliviaarims sorry i jus see ya pix na, i can eat ya yansh 2 embarassed
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2016
all ma bae r here
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016
wen i can start my woo
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:53pm On Mar 23, 2016
olajorn:
na pinkman oo...hope say u never send pm cos his phone don spoil since June last year

bros, even nairaland say:

"u av send too mush annonym message" sad

pinkbarbie lemme no pleas

if u r woman in pic, jus no dat am redy 4 die 4 u embarassed

bet if u r man, den am sendin thunda angry
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:43pm On Mar 23, 2016
Smellymouth:

What abt it

i can smell ya mout 4rm here undecided

Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2016
olajorn:
[b]believe what u want to believe[/b] tongue

pleas say is not so embarassed

av alredy plan to shace ha till she tire, bet u r tellin me she a he

as in Pinkman

no no no no no angry

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