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its in an "Alternate universe" cos it's supposed to be happening the other way round...

HateU2:
It does not mean it's over. It means 'let's get to know each other better'. It's only guys that are mature that will understand

thats something she could have said instead of a NO

as for me, intimate relationship is over.....

only if the excuse is "am not ready"..... I could give that a thought

no time.... sharp sharp tins....
badt boy

when did virginity start getting classes....


convince him to see a therapist.... you can't get it off him, you can only calm him off it.

its kind of a prayer ba?....
cos ur murdered English make it looks like a curse.....
am just gonna skid off now

lolz...... but its actually better 4 a female to dress late than quick....

hehehe...... ero meji fe ba olorun n le

lmao..... see foolish questions
final reply is epic

naija ladies...... can't do with em, can't do without em

keep calm....
turn into a detective.....
slowly trace em both 4 a month.....
if I don't see anything, I would go thru the phone again and then confront.

it boosts ecstasy, make you wanna bust off quick........ but if she stops, the pressure reduces.....and it takes longer again

real talk.....

"The story of Valentine's Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman emperor and a humble Christian Martyr. The emperor was Claudius II. The Christian was Valentinus.
Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and had made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ; not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned.
During the last weeks of Valentinus's life a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth. Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind. Valentinus read stories of Rome's history to her.
He described the world of nature to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted his wisdom, and found comfort in his quiet strength.
"Valentinus, does God really hear our prayers?" Julia asked one day.
"Yes, my child, He hears each one."
"Do you know what I pray for every morning and every night? I pray that I might see. I want so much to see everything you've told me about!"
"God does what is best for us if we will only believe in Him," Valentinus said.
"Oh, Valentinus, I do believe! I do!" She knelt and grasped his hand.
They sat quietly together, each praying. Suddenly there was a brilliant light in the prison cell. Radiant, Julia screamed, "Valentinus, I can see! I can see!"
"Praise be to God!" Valentinus exclaimed, and he knelt in prayer.
On the eve of his death Valentinus wrote a last note to Julia, urging her to stay close to God. He signed it, "From your Valentine." His sentence was carried out the next day, February 14, 270 A.D., near a gate that was later named Porta Valentini in his memory. He was buried at what is now the Church of Praxedes in Rome.
It is said that Julia planted a pink-blossomed almond tree near his grave. Today, the almond tree remains a symbol of abiding love and friendship. On each February 14, Saint Valentine's Day, messages of affection, love, and devotion are exchanged around the world."

Emmatdayo:
there is ntin silly about that,cele no be church?

its awkward cos I ain't even a Christian

not their faults..... they have this fetish and kinda lame mentality..... including my own sis self.

all you gotta do is to use their believe against them, that normally teaches lessons

you think you're funny

jeun ko Ku....

vizkiz:
if I woman force you to have sex with her when you are not in the mood.

"you are cheating on her with someone else "

If a man forced you to have sex with him when you are not in the mood.

"rapist"

Word porn..... *hats off*

I went to cele church wearing sutana all because of this bootylicious queen.....

eventually the booty got old.... and I passed

they be like "its not that big nah, it even fits you"

in lil Wayne's voice *imma fvck that pvss with full power, make it look like its been six hours*

so girls with no bf should just rob bank 4 val

tunechi *you're so lame*

The moon

only if its to make it better

the donkey is even wearing a gown.....I cannot laff jare

Laveda:

chill now, shebi bro is not ur own bf/fiance/husband/sugar daddy/concubine.....

ooh I think that I found myself a cheerleader........