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Celebrities / Re: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by vault(m): 1:53pm On Apr 22, 2018
Oh boy.......... This shii is getting real oooo


Don't they understand the fact that its always kinda good shii when a girl screams your name, asking for more....... A sex doll won't tell you if it satisfied or not, human beings will so you can get to prepare for the next battle, foreplays are fantastic with humans cos you get to giggle and feel real good about yourselves.

Don't y'all fvcking get it, what is wrong with this world








Y'all should pardon me tho....... Only get blunt when am angry.

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Celebrities / Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by vault(m): 1:42pm On Apr 22, 2018
Bridget95:
Nigerian police won't be nice to get him free.

Quickly ma'am....... My life depends on you right now, tell me that's your picture on your profile and let me faint shocked shocked shocked no joke, seriously
Celebrities / Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by vault(m): 1:38pm On Apr 22, 2018
When I can make a real life being a sex doll for 8k......... You want me to buy this creepy shii you call doll for 800k



Aje.... Wa ta
Phones / How Much Has Your Phone Frustrated You..... Share It Here by vault(m): 1:28pm On Apr 22, 2018
I av always believed that one of the best stage of being patient in life is by using a phone...... Any phone.


Share how your phone has ever frustrated you.

My android phone will be at 1%, I will insert a charger then it will go straight to 100% and start charging backwards........ Only solution is to switch it off.
Crime / Re: Man Who Snatched Bag Of A Bank Customer In Lagos Beaten By Mob by vault(m): 9:31am On Apr 22, 2018
Nigerians are never lazy to beat a thief

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Politics / Re: Biafra: Nnamdi Kanu Has Become A Ghost People Are Seeing Him Everywhere - Brothe by vault(m): 9:16am On Apr 21, 2018
Cooly100:


Like this guy. abi..?

I want to agree but he could still give death as an excuse....... That other dude has nothing, no excuse.
Crime / Re: Notorious Robber Nabbed By 1am During Operation In Bayelsa State. Photos by vault(m): 9:12am On Apr 21, 2018
Lazy Nigerian youth........ He doing bad but he hustling

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Stella Idika: "My Big Boobs Can't Be Resisted By Men" by vault(m): 9:05am On Apr 21, 2018
A lazy youth like me would go 2hours on you with this dope melons.....


If you know you know

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Politics / Re: Biafra: Nnamdi Kanu Has Become A Ghost People Are Seeing Him Everywhere - Brothe by vault(m): 9:03am On Apr 21, 2018
This one just start something he cannot finish sha....

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Politics / Re: Benue APC Zonal Caucus Meetings Turns Bloody, Many Feared Dead, Injured (photos) by vault(m): 9:00am On Apr 21, 2018
We yorubas don't call some people "eru iku" for nothing........

Don't pity them, its their job to die for someone wink
Religion / Re: Jamaican Pastor Wears Army Uniform, Shoots At His Enemies With Water Gun(Video) by vault(m): 8:52am On Apr 21, 2018
Everyone is hustling, even an old man like this one is embarrassing himself to gain more followers so as to get rich

And you say youths are lazy, clear the bushes in aso rock cos someone has started growing "LOUD" there

If you know you know.

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Politics / Re: #LazyNigerianYouths : Unlike Buhari , Read Goodluck's Comment On Youths In 2016 by vault(m): 8:47am On Apr 21, 2018
Don't blame buhari....... Colorado just got to aso rock, if you know you know.
Health / Re: Fabric Machine Cut Man's Stomach Open While Working In Ogun. Graphic Photos by vault(m): 8:43am On Apr 21, 2018
Oh....... Now I finally understand why buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy.

This kinda machine ripped his brain out........ #fvckleader
Islam for Muslims / Re: Something You Must Know About Islamic Greetings by vault(m): 10:16am On Apr 20, 2018
Jazakum laha khayran
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by vault(m): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2018
PrecisionFx:


According to the bible, Tithe is for the Widows, Orphans, Levites, Fatherless, Foreigners who have no land, etc. Generally for the poor.

Thank you...... Now why do people say pastors (not all) are the ones the money goes to?
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze To Pastor Adeboye: "Pope Drinks Beer And Doesn't Pay Tithe" by vault(m): 5:26pm On Apr 18, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Lemme drink my own self wink if you follow religion you nor go reach your destination cool

God bless you ma
Celebrities / Re: CeeC's Fans Come For Stephanie Coker After She Slammed The BBNaija Finalist by vault(m): 5:22pm On Apr 18, 2018
You support cee-c and y'all still complain of having presidents and governors behaving like tyrants..


I mean this girl behaves like a complete sadist......... I can't stand a bitter family member not to talk of the arrogant person I know less.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by vault(m): 5:14pm On Apr 18, 2018
PrecisionFx:



There's nothing like afford it in tithing. Tithing simply means 1/10 of a person's earning. Even if the persons salary is 3900, they are supposed to pay 390 as tithe.

And who is it going to?...... The poor or the already rich ones (pastors)
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by vault(m): 5:11pm On Apr 18, 2018
bozzyjoan:


lol...the poor ones..u just made me laf...i can pay your rent and dat of your siblings if u need help. The poor ones..cant stop lafn..nairaland is so funny sha u meet difrnt kind of good pple.
So poor you think being poor is only about money...... SMH
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by vault(m): 3:09pm On Apr 17, 2018
bozzyjoan:


guy u better respect yourself. If u dnt understand the bible just kp quiet. Dnt u use the f word close to anytn GOD said in your life.u hear? Dnt say i did nt warn u.

A typical example of religious slavery victim........ That's why they will keep extorting you the poor ones, ignorance of the highest order
Politics / Re: Theresa May Calls For Same-sex Marriages In Nigeria, Commonwealth by vault(m): 11:40am On Apr 17, 2018
What now, what, what, what......... Is it your Nigeria? angry

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Crime / Re: Police Officers Killed By Herdsmen In Benue (Graphic Photos) by vault(m): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2018
embarassed
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by vault(m): 11:27am On Apr 17, 2018
What's all this tithe issue about......... WHO THE FVCK did God tell all these things...... Has he started appointing y'all as secretaries or what.




A tithe should be mandatory to you "if you can afford it"

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Politics / Re: Ex-military Dictator Thinks Younger Nigerians Will Understand Why He Annulled Ju by vault(m): 11:22am On Apr 17, 2018
lestat:


Is your argument based on facts or are you being.sentimental ?

Buhari had yet proved to the world that he is the worst leader Nigeria has ever had

Other leaders weren't more intelligent than him.ni, but they were smart enough to know.hwre their limitations were and recruited intelligent people.to fix national.issied.

Instead what did buhari do? He recurited people whom.he felt would tell him what he wanted to hear and tribal.loyalists

This is why Nigeria is in the mess it is currently

Being a good leader doesn't mean you should.havr all the answers yourself or you must be a Harvard cum lade .. it means having the ability to provide all the answers through capable.people
Ok
Politics / Re: Nobody Gives Me Credit For Conducting Nigeria’s Freest Election – IBB by vault(m): 11:20am On Apr 17, 2018
See this man dey find CC for here sha
Romance / Re: Shocking! Lady Releases Pre-burial Pictures by vault(m): 11:16am On Apr 17, 2018
Not everyone is ok
Politics / Re: Ex-military Dictator Thinks Younger Nigerians Will Understand Why He Annulled Ju by vault(m): 11:10am On Apr 17, 2018
lestat:
IBB still remains a better leader than Buhari has been so far.

Buhari is a dictators dictator

And what do you think IBB would be, dictator of all dictators dictator

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Crime / Re: Controlling Girlfriend Stabbed Boyfriend And Poured Boiling Water On Him by vault(m): 11:00am On Apr 17, 2018
Just take a look at the beautiful smile and almost perfect look....... Only to be this freaking devilish


"Don't judge a book by its cover" God bless the founder of this quote.
Nairaland / General / Re: Please What Happened To 2go Messenger. by vault(m): 1:35pm On Apr 15, 2018
People didn't lose interest....... 2go it self lost all interest grin
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Smoker?? by vault(m): 1:30pm On Apr 15, 2018
I taught my ex how to smoke shisha......... Now she smokes everything grin


So NO I cant
Islam for Muslims / Re: See Wat Nigerian Muslims Did After Face Of Dead Islamic Scholar Appeared On Pole by vault(m): 1:24pm On Apr 15, 2018
How will the second person get to the top....... These nigggas too fvking daft
Islam for Muslims / Re: See Wat Nigerian Muslims Did After Face Of Dead Islamic Scholar Appeared On Pole by vault(m): 1:22pm On Apr 15, 2018
Religion is destroying us in Nigeria

Hausas are the most retarded people in nigeria

Now imagine hausas taking religion too damn serious.

Do the maths and don't be surprised.

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