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Romance / Little Lesson For Our Cute Ladies by vault(m): 11:47am On Feb 20, 2016
Something kinda funny happened to my friend and I few years back.

we were walking behind two pretty ladies when one of em dropped a purse, we tried calling them in the most polite way we could but they didn't answer until we got to the purse and as my friend called and I was about yelling "you dropped your purse" one of em looked back, waved her hand and said "sorry we don't have the time"

my friend shouted in response "thank you, we appreciate it you are a nice person", we crossed to the other side and as we walked past them, they saw the purse with me, checked their bags and then started shouting " sorry I think you have my purse, wait wait" my friend waved his hand and said "sorry we don't have the time" soon they caught up with us, we gave em the purse and became friends......



lesson: not every guy that calls you on street got bad motives grin
Romance / Re: Dear Romancelanders, I Need Your Help by vault(m): 9:55am On Feb 20, 2016
don't abort for anything I beg u o.,......
Romance / Re: Guys Always Be Careful!! A Moral Lesson!!! (pictures ) by vault(m): 9:49am On Feb 20, 2016
sinaj:
bad bwoy tongue
good gurl tongue
Romance / Re: Would You Comfortably Date A Nairalander? by vault(m): 9:46am On Feb 20, 2016
sickstars:

You just a certified oliver twist undecided
Oliver twist bawo..... have I been there b4 grin
Romance / Re: Guys Always Be Careful!! A Moral Lesson!!! (pictures ) by vault(m): 12:42am On Feb 20, 2016
don't tell me thats the end..... continu joor, I'm loving this dude grin

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Romance / Re: Would You Comfortably Date A Nairalander? by vault(m): 12:38am On Feb 20, 2016
jaymejate:
[size=18pt]No o, never! I can't date kids na.
You can't find good lady here. Either you find a kid flirting around or Pure Olosho. So no way! [/size]

undecided
Romance / Re: Would You Comfortably Date A Nairalander? by vault(m): 12:36am On Feb 20, 2016
never thought of it but it could be cool..... Nikita, myfantasies, sickstars I got my eyes on y'all cheesy

they will come and say they are 'taken' now o gringrin
Romance / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Her 14th Child From 14 Different Fathers (photos) by vault(m): 12:29am On Feb 20, 2016
kilode aja ni e ni
Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Always Tells Me I'm Not Serious.. What Does She Mean? by vault(m): 12:24am On Feb 20, 2016
thats a complimentary term for a person who isn't serious just like you........
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 12:20am On Feb 20, 2016
3rdlegxxx:


It's no shame bro as long as ur honestly trying to speak it and your close friends speak it all the time around you, correct and tease you with it, with time you would get better unless u already have an accent that's difficult to shake off like the british, american, trkish, irish, canadian or any other strong accent that messes with your ability to speak your true lang easily.
aii tanks
Romance / Re: Between The Ladies And The Guys Who Is More Sincere In Relationships.... by vault(m): 12:16am On Feb 20, 2016
firstking01:
i hardly believe this scenario....why would i be influenced when i have a good relationship going for me?, i guess ur talking abt the gullible ladies??
which other type of ladies get influence with negative stuffs..... gullible ones ofcourse
Politics / Re: I Cannot Believe That This Is Happening In Nigeria!!! by vault(m): 10:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
am just getting fed up of this country
Family / Re: She Needs Your Help. (very Graphics Picture Pls!!!) by vault(m): 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016
oh gosh...... wish quick recovery

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Romance / Re: Between The Ladies And The Guys Who Is More Sincere In Relationships.... by vault(m): 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2016
most unfaithful women are being influenced by their unfaithful ex

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Romance / Re: How I Sexed My Friend Pussy by vault(m): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2016
am pretty sure you are even taking the orijin ryt now. undecided

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Romance / Re: How Did Your First-love Affect You Negatively? by vault(m): 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2016
was at ss3 then..... any time I was with her, I talk senseless things like Michelangelo...... she had to dump me 4 a grown, matured dude grin

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Romance / Re: This Endowed Lady Wants You Guys To See Her Body (see Photo) by vault(m): 9:02pm On Feb 19, 2016
oh no...... am kinda megalophobic undecided..... so bye bye

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Romance / Re: Like Seriously? What Are These Kids Doing In This Photo? by vault(m): 8:57pm On Feb 19, 2016
oh.... I'm so proud of this lil boy......
just the way I started grin
Romance / Re: You'll Never Believe This Is A Sex Doll And Not A Real Woman by vault(m): 8:46pm On Feb 19, 2016
when ladies of nowadays are proud nko grin

btw, when you fucking that doll, is it sex or masturbation

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Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 8:40pm On Feb 19, 2016
3rdlegxxx:


dude i think those haters are right, you really can't speak, if you write as you speak and pls and pls oooo stop spoiling that great language, cos the way you write it, it's murder!! grin grin cheesy

I just wish I could speak it fluently like my friends..... in my 20's and am struggling to speak my language.... shame sad
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2016
3rdlegxxx:


don't mean to pry but this sounds like upside down yoruba oooo grin grin cheesy

I wrote it the way I speak it grin........ although some haters say I can't speak it fluently but I think I can undecided
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 2:06pm On Feb 19, 2016
Nikita1:
Mo sese Bere ni undecided Is dat yoruba self undecided undecided
iro o Hausa ni...... mo ni ki e ma lo kilode, won bi soni mo eja ni
Romance / Re: Women Can Now Pee Standing Like Men: Picture. by vault(m): 12:09pm On Feb 19, 2016
cruzita:
I dey go market to go find am sharp sharp
grin
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 12:06pm On Feb 19, 2016
Nikita1:
durhhhhhh undecided undecided
aunty..... e wa ma lo undecided....... e te se to
Romance / Re: Friday Spice;It Is Only In Nollywood... by vault(m): 12:05pm On Feb 19, 2016
grin
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Lady To Wear This To Church? (photos) by vault(m): 12:02pm On Feb 19, 2016
after the whole church would be saying someone like flirting cheesy

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Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 11:59am On Feb 19, 2016
Nikita1:
Ur conscience needs spanking undecided undecided

I'll help you do that undecided
Romance / Re: Women Can Now Pee Standing Like Men: Picture. by vault(m): 11:57am On Feb 19, 2016
cruzita would love this grin
Romance / Re: What This Girl Wrote? Lagos Ladies Is this True Or False? by vault(m): 11:55am On Feb 19, 2016
when the guy at adeniyi Jones know you've been with surulere dude and already eyeing ogudu nigga....... tell me why they won't crush ya heart
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 11:48am On Feb 19, 2016
Nikita1:
kikikiki cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Why u wan confirm if I be yoruba girl undecided

my conscience and I had a bet........ I told him you are a Yoruba girl, he said you re not so we made a bet grin
Romance / Re: Kiss Nd Tell by vault(m): 8:48am On Feb 19, 2016
Nikita1:
ki le fe so o bro vault undecided
yes I won the bet..... she is a Yoruba girl grin

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