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Crime / Re: Ugandan Man Commits Suicide By Hanging, His Father Refused To Buy Him Car (Graph by vault(m): 6:28pm On Apr 25, 2018
With that environment I don't know what kind of car he would expect his dad to get for him.....

Unless he is a phsycopath

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Celebrities / Re: KBK Foundation Gives Ceec 250k For Counseling, Alex 250k For Her Dad's Treatment by vault(m): 6:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
If this is true then these guys are the true gifters........


BTW I hope that counselling is therapeutic

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Health / Re: Giant Mosquito With Wing Of Over 4 Inches Found In China by vault(m): 6:15pm On Apr 25, 2018
Don't know mosquitoes travel far sef........ Its a wonder how this one made its way to China from the ruins and slums of bariga.
Health / Re: Giant Mosquito With Wing Of Over 4 Inches Found In China by vault(m): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2018
Shukusheka:


Y'all should stop lying, there are no mosquitoes that big in Nigeria. No be competition na, shuo!

See this guy sha.... You Neva witness situation wey be say hundreds of mosquitoes go lift you comot bed put you for floor, don't underestimate what agege mosquito can do.
Health / Re: Giant Mosquito With Wing Of Over 4 Inches Found In China by vault(m): 6:04pm On Apr 25, 2018
There are bigger ones in agege, bariga, ajegunle but the fact is people are getting immune to these bites....


Malaria is now killing mosquito itself
Celebrities / Re: Alex Bares Cleavage In Makeup Photo by vault(m): 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2018
:omi baby
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Nokia Presents N1 Million To Rico Swavey by vault(m): 5:56pm On Apr 25, 2018
Tobi too received his own while cee-c is busy slaying for these senators
Health / Re: African Doctor Performs Successful Foot Reimplantation Surgery(pics) by vault(m): 5:49pm On Apr 25, 2018
Wow........ Good doctors
Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by vault(m): 4:01pm On Apr 25, 2018
When am begging God to take away the cee-c currently in my life
Crime / Re: Man Pays 50k For Tearing Lady’s Pant And Bra Over Sex by vault(m): 3:53pm On Apr 25, 2018
Iroyin eleje
Celebrities / Re: Ex-BBNaija Housemate, Khloe In Braless Photos by vault(m): 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2018
I hate saying this but if you are ugly to a certain stage.....


With all the money in the world it will be so difficult to even remove the "U" in the ugly
Politics / Re: PDP To Buhari , APC : Respond To US Corruption , Human Right Charges by vault(m): 6:12pm On Apr 24, 2018
I don't think he has any other defensive phrase than "Nigerian youth blah blah blah"
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Nina’s “brother” Addresses Those Criticizing Her (hilarious Video) by vault(m): 6:07pm On Apr 24, 2018
The law of fortune states that the mouth will directly spit anything to support the money portion regardless of any repercussion, backlash that may be inbound.......


So nobody should waste his or her time criticizing this guy, money has made up his mind.
Politics / Re: "I Won’t Steal If I Am Elected Governor" - Adeleke (Nigerians React) by vault(m): 5:54pm On Apr 24, 2018
He won't steal on few conditions......

-dancing will be mandatory in osun state


-Bred and sina Rambo regardless what they sing would win every single award Nigeria has to offer plus their song would be played everyday

It is then every single person in osun state will realize he or she has this music talent cos everything would be about entertainment in the state
NYSC / Re: FG Set To Increase Allowance Of Corpers - NYSC DG by vault(m): 5:37pm On Apr 24, 2018
Just scrap the shii
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Injured, Rushed To Hospital After Jumping Off A Police Vehicle by vault(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2018
Now I know why my brother call this man "the real MVP"....


just when the whole movie is getting boring........ DM turns the shii up a notch.
Culture / Re: Beautiful Photos From Alaafin Of Oyo's Naming Ceremony(photos) by vault(m): 2:40am On Apr 24, 2018
This queens think their cuteness would make people like me not wonder about that little bird cage one of em is holding...


Pretty queens

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Culture / Re: Beautiful Photos From Alaafin Of Oyo's Naming Ceremony(photos) by vault(m): 2:37am On Apr 24, 2018
My mornach of the decade...... Forever in town


Iku baba yeye

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Car Talk / Re: See The Hidden Meaning Behind These 10 Famous Car Logos by vault(m): 2:27am On Apr 24, 2018
Listening to my self reading this is giving me goose bumps........


That's how surprised and shocked I am, hopefully am still part of the first 50000 people to know this..

Hyundai and toyota burst mi bubbles tho

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija 2018: Cee-c Been Attacked At Lagos Airport(video) by vault(m): 2:18am On Apr 24, 2018
Assault is BS no doubt........ but what concerns me the most is that some negative peeps still think half of the nation is against that girl for nothing..


You'll be surprised at what being humble can do.
Romance / Re: I Need A Girl In My Life by vault(m): 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2018
Am available
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Man Dead In His House In Lagos. Graphic Photos by vault(m): 9:39pm On Apr 23, 2018
When the lazy youths are killing the useful ones..........

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Miracle, Tobi, Nina, Cee-c And Alex Arrive Nigeria (videos) by vault(m): 9:36pm On Apr 23, 2018
Won kabo

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Beats Her Boyfriend For Impregnating Her Roommate (Video) by vault(m): 9:05pm On Apr 23, 2018
You not beating him enough
Romance / Re: Fake Camel Toe Underwear Is On FIRE by vault(m): 11:33pm On Apr 22, 2018
Gbese re oo...... Do something 4 boys too nah
Romance / Re: Is This Love Or Madness? (PHOTO) by vault(m): 3:09pm On Apr 22, 2018
Normal shii....... Unless he is washing her pant then something else needs to be done
Romance / Re: How Would You Feel? by vault(m): 3:05pm On Apr 22, 2018
I'll feel good, i mean the goodness you feel when you reminisce

That's all
Celebrities / Re: Belinda Nwadiora Onwuchekwa: Meet CeeC's Elder Sister (Photos) by vault(m): 2:50pm On Apr 22, 2018
Foreheads of glory........ The beautiful sisters

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Celebrities / Re: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by vault(m): 2:31pm On Apr 22, 2018
ApostleLucifer:




Neither can Naija girls. They just lie there like a log of wood.

What's the difference?

You think?........ Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by vault(m): 2:19pm On Apr 22, 2018
ApostleLucifer:




Really?

Yet the girls you sleep with wear fake hair, fingernails, eyelashes, eye colour, complexion, accent, laughter, scent, height & in extreme cases fake ass & boobs.

What are you saying bros?


And they are humans with feelings....... Bro thanks but fvcking or being with a doll that cant do things on their own disgust me

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Celebrities / Re: Bizzyaski Kisses A Sex Doll, States Why It's Better Than Baby Mama by vault(m): 2:07pm On Apr 22, 2018
ApostleLucifer:





You must be outdated to not know sexdolls can moan, scream, memorize your name & call it out in different forms.

Newer models will even initiate sex with lines like "Vault I want you to choke my slutty mouth with your fat c0ck" etc.

Educate thyself.


Thanks but I'll still pass, even if it can memorize my adage...... I won't still like doing fake, I hate fake when I can do the real shii cos its fake ryt?

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Celebrities / Re: Shuga Shaa Who Took His Sex Doll To Ikeja City Mall On A Date Slams Hater by vault(m): 2:02pm On Apr 22, 2018
Bridget95:
its my pics.everything is all yours


"[i][/i]everything is yours" although it sounds like what you tell everyone but I will still keep it in mind cos getting all that to my self will be a blessing cool

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