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SMH...... "owo ti ba awon werey" they will start telling stories on how one stupid old friend got them in the mess.

I'm not a cultist.....
I've never killed anybody...
I walk freely....
I don't look out for any rival......
I don't look out for the police......
I'm not scared of going to certain public places.....
What exactly do this idiots enjoy with their useless lives tho.

Who is this one now....... you think because your father (if true) is a respected man of God, you can ask yeye questions abi.


asking how a naija politician gets 300million.... small thing

the same place all other bails go, including the 5k that was used to bail my brother and I....... security sector as they say

Good one..... I needed this.
the only reason I drive gently is because its my fada's car

cute kids

Michizzy:
Unfortunately, he is also the shy type so we were never together, though he wants me now

aww...... guess its kinda late now huh?

Michizzy:
I did all that

well, I hope you're with him now

has ameachi been on your hair?

cruzita:
But OP why shall I shy?if I shall shy shall I shy for my crush

So you telling you can just go straight to ur crush just like that huh?

Monalisa185:
No, I'm not

if you are not, why haven't you told me you are crushing on me all this while

wetin, you won enter set ni abi wetin happen

you better mind your own biz

mathematics...... even the name sounds confusing

we Don hear I'm own

udemzy101:
Is that not Avram Grant? Fomer Chelsea coach.

ah ah guy ur eye sharp oo..... aw u take know

Stevie wonder oshi

cruzita:
*smiles*I will have to think about it

chaiii...... money is just too good

agric

Monalisa185:
Lol....so you are saying I'm shy??

yes you are

Wow.....tank God for camera light

cruzita:
IMAGINE !!!!! 8TH WIFE !!!!I MEAN WTF!!!

if he is rich...... oya tell me you can't be the 10th if he proposes

I think these things mostly happen to the ladies




1. Stare at your crush until they notice you, then look away really quickly and act like you weren’t just staring.

2. Wait for your crush to talk to you rather than approach them, even when you’re dying to talk.

3. Blush the entire time you’re talking to your crush even though you have nothing to be blushing about.

4. Go places you know your crush will be at, not trying to stalk him/her, but just in the hopes that he/she will talk to you.

5. Talk to him/her online a lot but when you see them in person, clam up completely.

6. Say something extremely awkward all the time – In every conversation.

7. Laugh or giggle when you’re at a loss for words, even if it doesn’t make sense just because you feel you have to say something.

8. Fidget like a manic when talking to him/her, whether you’re tapping your feet, playing with your hair, or cracking your knuckles.

9. Tell everyone how you feel about your crush… except, you know, your crush

10. Get to a point where you avoid him/her because you’re so nervous.

tried anal once...... it was disgusting

the rest plus lasting long make you a sex God..... notin do you my guy

what looks like the BQ is the size of my father's house

and if am the guy with the car, I will see u on a date and decide to carry u abi?

if any would be jailed.... you would av been in prison OP.



Nigerians do nothing more than to criticise and insult and I bet you do too

cupidhero:
Thats why every man needs to be trained in some kind of martial arts. He would have atleast defended himself if he knew how to throw a simple punch. The man should have shut his girl up instead of allowing her to insult and spit on a grown mans face....the man was wrong tho.

true

Oshi oda.

bill dey craze

So far he has money...... ladies would jump into any offer and later regret it....

it happens..... and you can marry your cousin... its not incest

that's what you get when you date a troublesome girl..... the guy must have known that sooner or later the girl would get him beaten up....



one thing I hate so much about this oyinbo people, they will never separate them.