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55 year old veteran actor, Richard Mofe Damijo (popularly known as RMD) shared these dope photos on his Instagram page. I think the youngsters really need to up their game as this cheerful man with his million dollar dimpled smile might end up beating them in winning the hearts of the ladies.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/richard-mofe-damijo-shares-cute-new.html

cruzita:
Because they don't know what they actually want before getting married

Not necessarily though

The founder of Nigerian comedy, Ali Baba, shared some tricks in being a successful comedian and he made a lot of sense. He talks more about Audience Reading which is about focusing on the kind of audience you'll be delivering to so you dont go out and make a fool of yourself. He also recounts how he made his first million and how proper audience reading has helped boost his career. Read what he has to say below:

"So I stumbled into my bookings for 1995. One thing that I can say is that God has a way of making things happen. And 1995 was a good year. The Satzenbrau tour was a 10 city project that brought me my first million. N1.6m and some fractions. When #GUINNESS paged me to come to their office for the meeting, they told me what they wanted to achieve and asked what I thought I could do to make it grand and impactful. #HenryOmofoma, #id and #Cherry listened as I told them them of my little understanding of the audiences and how I was capable of handling the bar crowd. The audience determines the kind of jokes you tell and informs the delivery of same. The humor in Aso Rock will differ from what I will tell the over 30 Okada riders who are drunk, high and just want a good Laff. They are not interested in a joke that infers the devaluation of the Naira and the resultant consequences on the economy. They can only enjoy it if you tell them how it makes the quantity of Isi ewu less than usual. Or why the exchange rate has reduced the velocity that that sexy dancer shakes her behind at the joint. So in a sense, the jokes had to be tailor made. What we often see now is that even in a church, the comedian performing can't draw a line between a secular joke and a religion coated one. The color of your joke should match the audience. #AudienceReading is an art. Sometimes you see a musical artiste performing to a Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga, Elumelu, Jim Ovia and co, asking them to get up on their feet to dance. Because you be who? You think they are a bunch of undergraduates? When people call for my services, I ask #NumberOfGuests #TypeOfGuests #ProfessionalDetails #Age and #protocol. That way, my jokes are tailored to match the celebration and my mind is prepared for the spontaneous. It's not every audience that a musical artiste runs into to interact with because you are not feeling their response. Call and Response get limit. This explains why some events are classy and others not. And by the way, while on the issue of audience dynamics, can you dress some of your back up singers and dancers up properly. Some things are not for public viewing. Read your audience. QED"

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/the-secrets-to-being-successful-stand.html

Joe4lv:
Normally, I would read this and move to the next topic but I was tempted to pause and probably say something about this deadly situation eating deep into our society. Gone are the days when people celebrate golden jubilee in the marriage. It now seems the average age our marriages now last is 10 and the society is not taking note of this decline.


Am not a socialogist but I think we are gradually creeping into individuality in Nigeria. Individuality,to me, means a situation where we live together in same room but do things separately and the only things holding us together are sex and money for family upkeep.


We started it with husband and wife having separate bedrooms and only sleep in the same room if there are needs for sex. The advent of separate rooms now creates individualism among couples and should in case there be a misunderstanding, it takes time to settle them.


That apart, I have over years studied marriages and I have noticed that we actually live in a time when patience is no longer a virtue amongst couples. We have embraced the opinion that the best way out of an issue is to walk away from it.

Feminism and several concepts are really killing us in Africa. Am not in support of men making women slaves but I think we shouldn't throw into the dustbins the fact that a man and a woman have defined roles they must play to make the family work.

Will stop here for now cos of work.

Very well said

Ioannes:
SELFISHNESS.

True love is driven by genuine sacrifice. If you do not inconvenience yourself to show love to your wife, then what you have may just be a sham, and vice versa.

people marry for all the wrong reasons these days. everyone is getting married because they have expectations and needs they want their spouses to fill.

what if everyone went into a relationship or marriage with the thought that they will not expect anything from their significant other but that they will do the giving and treat their spouses as they want to be treated, without expecting anything back?

I'll bet that will solve the problem.

hmmmm...it's a strong point you have here. I've actually gotten something from these few line. Thanks

We need to know the cause of the problem before we'll be able to offer a solution. Tell us what you think is the cause an how you think we can control it. Your advice might help in saving a home from breaking apart #SayNoToDivorce

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/help-put-stop-to-divorce.html

KingTom:
ah no be blogger na

you sure? cos everybody na blogger these days o

KingTom:
another blogger don beat you to front page

lol....na who dey follow una drag am?

To all those saying she is going on a vacation, oya go and check her IG page o...She don comot MAKUN from her name.

BabaIbo:
J

Mr space booker

KingTom:
Una go dey outside person house dey sip alomo dey watch you go see Oga madam pack to go shopping for Dubai or to visit her mama for village you go say dem Don split. Could it be dah you have no handiwork?

just wait na....we go soon se whether na dubai she go

I just came across this photo of one of Nigeria's topmost movie director, Elvis Chucks. Are those boobs i see on his chest? I bet they are even bigger than mine. Lol

Someone get him a bra already and ask him to stop flashing those n!pples.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/are-those-real-boobs-i-see-on-elvis.html

praizeblog:
Lol.....na lalasticlala go arrest am

lol....na him be nairaland police

So many people have been trying to lose weight the wrong way. Most people think by starving themselves, they'll lose weight fast but on the contrary, it helps you store more fat. If you've been unsuccessfully trying to lose weight, try this fitness tip below and thank me later.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/heres-why-youve-not-been-losing-weight.html

enoqueen:
I beg forget this girl with cerebral malaria and high blood fever.

lol....no o! I want make them arrest am. since she think say to kill person na beans

AngryNigerian:
Is ya name Victoria? See me see wahala ooo! I was lik referring to sombody else here oo

lol....better

AngryNigerian:
No worry...e go reach somebody turn to write about u! Dat time, we go de read stuffs like "Victoria caught in the act with an actor...husband set to file for divorce"

hahahahaaha....i rebuke u in Jesus name. Una go read say i be the next bill gates

A certain young lady in Nigeria has openly confessed to killing pop legend, Michael Jackson. She claims to be the god of Illuminati called Baphomet, and went further to say he had to be killed since he refused to sacrifice his mother.

She also claims to be responsible for the death of Nigerian music artist, Da Grin, and that 89% of people in the Nigerian entertainment industry are all members of the Illuminati.

The young lady is a member of Mountain Of Liberation and Miracle Ministry, also known as Liberation City owned by Chris Okafor (popularly known as the oracle).

See the video of her open confession HERE---->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlzyWIx6rKw

I wonder why so many people are taking this issue lightly. Someone openly confessed to killing two people and she is left to roam freely on the streets instead of locking her up somewhere to make her regret her actions.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/shocking-michael-jacksons-killer-has.html

donholy28:
my dear! anything dem do dat one na for their pocket...e no go add 1# to bank account

but e go add to your knowledge

praizeblog:
Lol.....bt na u first hear am nah

No be me o....na JUICY GOSSIPS.

donholy28:
and how e take concern us

so that you go dey learn from them. No cheat on ur wife or beat am oooo.....unless na you go be our next headline

AngryNigerian:
1st it was #viviangist, now na #juicygossips huh

Der is God oooo

Na turn by turn na

praizeblog:
hmmm.... na u go hear dis kind news....

lol....u too don hear am now na

Read more on http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/comedian-ay-makuns-wife-reportedly.html

Ace comedian, Ayo Makun (popularly known as AY) is reportedly going through rough times in his marriage. There are speculations that his pretty wife and mother of his child, Mabel, has moved out of their matrimonial home.

According to an anonymous commenter on naijagistlive.com, Mabel moved out because of AY's consistent cheating, assault and disrespect towards her and her family.

The gist has not been confirmed yet but we'll definitely post more as the drama unfolds.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/comedian-ay-makuns-wife-reportedly.html

OP do you mean someone should swap their iphone 5s with your 4s? Interesting

why does anyone have to contact you? whatever you need to say can be said right here

Have you tried it?

See more photos at http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/actress-mide-martins-rocks-suit-bow-tie.html

Popular Yoruba actress, Mide Funmi Martins, shared these cute photos of her rocking complete suit with bow tie. She looks different and different in this context is good.

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/actress-mide-martins-rocks-suit-bow-tie.html

Chazzyboy:
For ladies complaining of small p here comes the ultimate redeemer

lol....ladies abi guys

Our Igbo brothers are at it again. They have decided to take advantage of this rise in dollar situation and have started creating their own clothing line. I'm sure this person got his inspiration from puma. But is that a cow i see in place of that cheetah? Can you spot the difference?

Please if this is what Nigerians can come up with, i'd rather spend all my money on importation. What do you think? #MadeInNigeria

SOURCE: http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2016/02/check-out-this-aba-made-puma-design.html