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I tout it was tha, !
men u're good.

Sure u got me.
Thanks for the joke.

happy b-day rommo.
I hear am late.

but ur party no get venue, so i claim present cos na here be the venue and now be the time.

wish u long life, lets say "1, 009years more". Dn't worry, my great x9 children go come on behalf of me.

Happy birthday!

correct my brother, but watin THEM go do?
The Author is more beautiFOOL.
^{abeg, i no dey dere oh,}

Make una insult with jokes, dnt quarrel and dn't hurt each others feelings.

@poster
I enjoyed your letter, you almst want kill me with laugh.
But i dey, good job well done and kudos to you, poster.

EATING FRUIT,


It's long but very informative

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We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat.


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What is the correct way of eating fruits?


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IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.


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If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.


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FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD. Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.


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In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil,

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So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet etc - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!

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Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.

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There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.

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When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

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But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look!

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KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

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APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

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STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.

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ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.

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WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher, Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.

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GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.

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Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

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A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting, Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line, You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack . Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms, Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive,

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A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.



Read this, It could save your life!!

Deep soul
You just touched my soul.
Thanks for that wonderful speech.
I love it.
You sure make a dream gel and wife.

kudos for you gel

all of una don turn this small general joke question to personal joke insult.

na wa for una for this forum oh,

una no go kill person with laugh mix tears.

the poster wan hear where una go goo, all of una dey fumble.
wahala dey oh,

God go help una,

As for me, my prayer na to don ready at that time. Make Baba remmber me oh,

[s]Oh my goodness, what I am hearing here is disgusting me,
crazyman, we are not talking generally we are talking about a specific couple so don`t put it like that because that means you have nothing with sense to talk about it,
Dear girl,if he doen`t want you to know where he goes he might have something to hide,
And if he cheated on you that means surely he doesn`t love you truly, if you love somebody in the deep of your heart, any woman or man can pass in front of you and unbutton your pants you will catch him/her away.
true love knows no lies,no cheats,no mistakes,
But i agree with you when you said you forgave him for what he did, unfortunately there are so many bad girls around us that don`t care if the man they like is married or ingaged or have  kids, if that is the man they want they would do anything to get it, and unfortunately milions of nigerians women are single and desparate to get a man, even sometimes obsessed by their own families.
But this does`t justify your man or any man tht cheats or any womn that cheats,
Cheating is deceving and once you do it is difficult to have the trust back,
Dear friend i suggest you to sit down and ask him honestly what he wants to do with you, tell him you ant in the future to marry him and have kids, if he doesn`t want that as well as you, well you should let him go and pray the lord to give you a good christian that believes in the true values of this life,
may the Lord bless you[/s]


Well this is not a good way to advice the poster.
I suggest you tell wat you feel "in your own shoes" and not wat she must/should do.
I'm sorry to say with no support of the two party, that HE/SHE should cheat nor not telling HER where HE went, and in reverse.
In my own shoes, i must tell her where am going and if she wants to come along, no problem as long as am not,  and if am, then we work things in or out. But i know we'll work things for sure. (something good if she loves me)

@poster
If i was YOU, i will;
Believe in myself and be occupied with anything or something.
Focus my mind with positivity.
Play the roll of most wanted. (VIP/MVP)
If questions are problems, i will do them less, especially on sometin not important. (I won't ask much of HIS privacy)
Feel free and be happy. (meet friends if necessary).
Spread my wings and fly.

I know one thing for sure.
He is just my bf and not my husband. 

Just be good gel.
true love knows no lies,no cheats,no mistakes is an understatement. Wen u pass thru the test. u will surely love him strong.
Cheating is deceiving and once you do it is difficult to have the trust back is for those who don't understand it.. The spirit of cheating is stronger than U, it takes God's protection to keep u hold. Having your trust back depends on if u want or not, nobody can force u.

I strongly believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth (God the Son) also prayed for forgiveness for Himself, even wen He does nothing wrong.
Pray for HIM + urself and pray with HIM
Gudluck

If i want to fight to the end, i will choose
Rayden and he also my best in mk3 and 4.
But in 2, its always nob cybob

Omo ur phone no get bibelli.
Na big f**k up oh.
Sorry eh,

Congrats!
Remember your first fruit and tithe oh,

There was a story about kidnapping the front man of FG and students must be careful about what they say or do. The case is really critical. But i believe soon the government and ASSU will come back to their senses. The issue will be resolved, but I'm afraid, ASSU will bring up this case again. Sometime in the future.

go back to the website and try it again (if there's no response)
go to their office anywhere closer to and ask for their help. make sure u go direct to the right source.
i mean the registration board inside the office and not those 419 outside the office.
And dont be scared about the p-ume, ASUU strike still have effect on it, so u have more chances.
mail me if u need more info
chuks505@yahoo.com
07090450821

I also heard that the government has accepted to increase salaries but ASUU say no.
They still want the schools improved including the educational funds and forms.

being single is like being yourself