Okay..

So she dey coma dey stand?

E be like say 14th liquid pour for all her body that's why she black

I give up on the matter. Before sombori will say I send multiple requests

Smh.. Which kain yeye Change be this?

This has been happening before Buhari won this election so what manner of misconception is this?

Let's just celebrate him and walk away jare.

If this is how Change is to be, then forget it; because people hardly lose money in Naija these days #BadTimes..

According to the commentator, Messi is imitating Ronaldo on the touchline..

Nice dig

Shey nah English League Cup do La Liga thread this thing?

amliftedhigher:
Please house this league cup is it the same thing with FA CUP OR CAPITAL ONE CUP?

When Capital One was sponsoring the League Cup, it was Capital One Cup. Beforw that it was sponsored by Carling and was called Carling Cup.

kinibigdeal:
Man United fix this match. The Goals are too obvious...FA must investigate

I see you expected the keeper to somehow miraculously catch Carrick's volley; expect the keeper to somehow read Herrera's mind and save that shot amidst about 6 opposition players and his entire team mates closer to the keeper before his arrival; expected the keeper to catch the ball outside the 18 yards box.. That's full of hope..

Never knew Joseph reincarnation was a Nigerian this time

Maiconyoung:
which club b dat.

Lee ya ebe a

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/30860394

kinibigdeal:
I will rather watch MFM vs ENYIMBA than this relegation team called Manchester Unity

Create Enyimba vs MFM thread nah make only you and antispam bot dey quote unasef

You fit invite Mamagee and Jesusboiiy join sef

Maiconyoung:
this is a game "manure urinated" shud have won 6:0 yet they re hapi 4 2 goals to 1

E get one club wey League 2 team defeat 4-2.

So bros, carry your talk to NTA studios

Hihihihihi

muymacho:


And then you will re-install WhatsApp by yourself after 2 weeks.

Hahaha.. I pray o.. How many times I dey run the app in a week sef?
Na even international calls and free calls dey make me open am once in a while

YonkijiSappo:
Sorry but Google has lost the battle before the fight even begins.

Depends on how you see it. Google owns Android OS. They surely know it all.

But is Allo available yet?

Even Googled Duo is yet to become widely used. Once I get Allo, I will uninstall both Whatsapp and Imo. Anyone that needs to talk to me must install it. The

I blame the person wey makr this kain thing news sef

Wetin the baba dey talk?

Ol' boy.. See signature

HungerBAD:
Very cool.
Nairalanders ethnic bigots,should learn a thing or two from her parents,and that is we can love each other even if we are from different ethnic backgrounds.

This advice is not needed on Nairaland. It is needed in real life. Do you know how many people who engage in online tribalism have spouses/partners from another tribe?

Long since, I've noticed it's just a way of catching fun, childish as it may seem. And I try not to confuse the cyberspace for reality.

Mtschew

sammy6:

B
Be there and be correcting grammatical errors, you know very well the op has raised an irrefutable fact. Haba federal university with 99% indigenous admitted students. It speaks very bad of your people.

The OP said 15,000 names. A source from the institution says 3,653 names. Give me a reason not to consider the biased nature of this information.

VhatAmazingDude:


Whether the post is in bold or not; It doesn't make much sense if certain information are not added: Meanwhile you can help the OP provide the information I demanded Earlier

Firstly, where is the source(are the sources) of your information?
Socondly, what is the percentage of each tribe that sought admission in the institution?
Finally, the JAMB score of each applicant with respect to the Institution's Merit list.

Only then can we test your '99%' marginalization hypothesis.

Till then, this is akin to the reality of N-Power Scheme.

eyeview:


Young man,that list you are talking about is the merit list. And merit list comes purely from the best jamb scores of these applying for each course.
Compete with them on jamb scores, if you beat them,nobody will deny you the admission.
....and you know igbos will always excel when things are done on merit system. But am sure other supplementary lists can accommodate other 'interests'

It has been confirmed that there are about 3,653 total names on that list. Please modify and expose his falsehood more on your space.

sammy6:
I'm a middle belter but I'd have to say ibos are the most unaccomodative tribe in Nigeria. Little wonder thier schools produce the most have baked graduates.

I'm an Igbo man and I have this to say: From the grammatical errors in your post, you are not in a position to judge

Emilokoiyawon:
Out of the over 15,000 admitted students I could only count about 10 confirmed Yoruba names.

Whether the post is in bold or not; It doesn't make much sense if certain information are not added:

Firstly, where is the source(are the sources of your information?
Socondly, what is the percentage of each tribe that sought admission in the institution?
Finally, the JAMB score of each applicant with respect to the Institution's Merit list.

Only then can we test your '99%' marginalization hypothesis.

Till then, this is akin to the reality of N-Power Scheme.

LoveDecay:


I almost fainted as Isselu-Ukwu NYSC camp, when one ultra fine babe' could not fill a form ... omo east na die oooh

A graduate making such comment is pathetic; further reason for emotional maturity to be a prerequisite before one graces the four walls of a University.

Despite the morals inculcated in you via the programme, you still consider yourself superior to your erstwhile comrades?

You need to work on your perception skills. It reeks of incompetence to the high heavens.

greenhulk:


The main problem is finding a partner for pogba. As it is it looks like pogba is trying to do too much. We need his partner to be someone with great positional awareness and ball playing midfielder that can recover and recycle play. Fellaini is definitely not that player, I just don't know why mourinho thinks. Pogba is not a defensive midfielder, Fellaini is not a defensive midfielder. It is the worst combination pairing u could have it u ask me. And Fellaini is not good on the ball either, pogba will not be the one to recycle play. Mourinho needs to find the right balance. Maybe get carrick or schweinstergger in there.

It's so sad that Scneiderlin is a failed experiment. Was really hoping Carrick and Schweini would have rubbed off on him alreadym Fellaini was never in the bargain. Now, it's back to the drawing board. Me doesn't like Pogba and Ibra looking like average players.

Says my email address has already been used. I cannot create or try another biko, before they block my name, email or line

greenhulk:


So u are a man utd fan. Full time red devil here bro. Wetin dey happen to the team Na?

Bros, I wan cry yesterday ni.
I no just understand why we are so poor.
Three high profile signings and one exciting talent acquired in the summer yet we're still underperforming.

We will be great again but some egos will be badly bruised. That of Rooney and Mourinho on Mata's matter. Our midfield is the problem.

Bossmd:


You mean some pple still use S3?

I still use S3.
Why should I drop it?
I'm yet to see a reason because it comfortably handles what I need of it.
I had to screenshot this for the purpose of re-enactment.

Was watching higlights of my team's game when a friend buzzed me on whatsapp with an LED TV problem.
I tried guiding him from experience and online help that I was getting from the internet with both Internet and whatsapp open on my screen, along with the match I was watchinh before.

At a point, I resorted to Imo Video call to show him a sample from a broken TV. That's four apps running concurrently on my screen on a phone produced in 2012 with a 1.5GB RAM .

Baba, if ever the need to replace it arises, I will. For me, it has proved its worth

Who needs iPhone 7 when my S3 bought a long while back gives me all I need?

Isn't that how ladies of these days position their legs in photos?

herveze:

Thanks too,i will go for any work that can sustain me till I collect my bsc result,i can go for teaching bt I may av to wait till next term b4 I can get it.

What about part-time teaching? I think it's after school resumes and some teachers leave that school begin to seek part time teachers to make up those subjects. You can apply in more than a school.

Hehehe..

Oga Seun can take solace from 14th fact that his media success has made his attention a target like the actions taken by despairing graduates to get attention as graces Nairaland frontpage in timea past.

Don't fail to update us when he waves his wand